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drtoboggan said:
Our Hulk is awesome though, brother.
Regarding what @Captain Cid said about Tila: she did have a lot of MySpace fame and a bad reality show.
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And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/

Photo of the justice served:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lown-posse-fans-kill-concert-article-1.201367

She's also a Hitler/Nazi sympathizer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...raises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467

Her star has seriously faded. Looks like it's time to show your tits again, Tila.
 
Captain Cid said:
And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/

Photo of the justice served:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lown-posse-fans-kill-concert-article-1.201367

She's also a Hitler/Nazi sympathizer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...raises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467

Her star has seriously faded. Looks like it's time to show your tits again, Tila.
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Especially when everyone who wants to see can find her sex tape and pictures.
Most disgusting has been: Gene "Stereotypical Jew" Simmons. Only good thing he did was help Van Halen.
 
drtoboggan said:
Especially when everyone who wants to see can find her sex tape and pictures.
Most disgusting has been: Gene "Stereotypical Jew" Simmons. Only good thing he did was help Van Halen.
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Well from what I understand, the badmouthing he and Paul Stanley gave Ace Frehley in the press last year during the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame fiasco helped give him enough attention to propel his solo album sell more than it otherwise would have without all the free press. It reached number 9 on the US Billboard albums chart, the highest position ever achieved by a Kiss member's solo album. Thanks, Gene!
 
Captain Cid said:
And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.
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This is the best thing juggalos ever did.
 
Steamboat_Bill said:
@hurrhurrhurr: It's depressing what happened to Victoria Jackson. She was promising... then she went cuckoo.
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Nor has time been good to her. The dumb blond thing worked when she was younger, but now it's just sad (especially with those childish bows). And her guitar playing sucks.

Captain Cid said:
And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/

Photo of the justice served:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lown-posse-fans-kill-concert-article-1.201367

She's also a Hitler/Nazi sympathizer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...raises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467

Her star has seriously faded. Looks like it's time to show your tits again, Tila.
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She now poses for pictures and rants about "weak" men. From when I last checked, she was pregnant.
 
Captain Cid said:
Well from what I understand, the badmouthing he and Paul Stanley gave Ace Frehley in the press last year during the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame fiasco helped give him enough attention to propel his solo album sell more than it otherwise would have without all the free press. It reached number 9 on the US Billboard albums chart, the highest position ever achieved by a Kiss member's solo album. Thanks, Gene!
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Ace was the best songwriter of the group and made the best 1978 solo album, even charting with New York Groove. And he did it with only a Anton Fig.
 
DawnMachine said:
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Captain Cid said:
And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/

Photo of the justice served:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lown-posse-fans-kill-concert-article-1.201367

She's also a Hitler/Nazi sympathizer.


http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...raises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467

Her star has seriously faded. Looks like it's time to show your tits again, Tila.
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What makes the whole thing worse is that she became a mother last year. I pity her poor child.

Captain Cid said:
How about just anyone from mtv's awful The Real World? Have any of those people managed to maintain their public profile in a positive way?
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Jaime Chung (the Asian girl from Real World: San Diego) has had relative success as an actress. I don't really follow her but a quick google search tells me she's definitely not lolcow territory. She's certainly the exception though.
 
Captain Cid said:
And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/

Photo of the justice served:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lown-posse-fans-kill-concert-article-1.201367
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These juggalos have my undying respect, now - even though I still hate juggalos!
 
Captain Cid said:
She's also a Hitler/Nazi sympathizer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...raises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467

Her star has seriously faded. Looks like it's time to show your tits again, Tila.
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From what I heard, she suffered a stroke prior to her pro-Hitler screed. I don't know if that should affect her lolcow status.

Speaking if Gene Simmons? Does he count? I only know of the one time he tried to be an Internet Tough Guy involving some incident about copyright I don't quite remember. I'm guessing he was pro-SOPA, which would be hilarious because his son was caught trying to publish a comic book where he traced other people's work.
 
Captain Cid said:
How about just anyone from mtv's awful The Real World? Have any of those people managed to maintain their public profile in a positive way?
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The Miz is still chugging along in WWE and had a direct DVD movie released recently. (Plus, he married Maryse who was a Diva and in Playboy... She definitely looks better clothed as her implants make her chest look wall-eyed)
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Regarding Scott... Eh. Not so much with the younger wrestlers, but a lot of the older ones are so integrated with their characters, that they cannot talk like normal people anymore without it relating to wrestling slang or kayfabe. It's kind of sad.
 
Multi millionaire rapper?
What's the next logical step?
Smoke crack and commit GTA IRL
Where mah dawgs at
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hurrhurrhurr said:
Victoria Jackson from SNL... she's a right wing nutjob now.
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She's crazy. She ran as an independent for the Williamson County Commission in Tennessee last year. She got under 1,000 votes.

Captain Cid said:
How about just anyone from mtv's awful The Real World? Have any of those people managed to maintain their public profile in a positive way?
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Sean Duffy is a U.S. Representative from Wisconsin now. Other than that, I don't think so.

Captain Cid said:
And she got rocks and bottles thrown at her face at some gathering of the juggalos fest a couple years back. Who in the hell thought they would want to see her? She tried to win the crowd over by showing her tits. That's a trick she learned early on, only it doesn't work on people who hate you. This apparently worsened the audience's attitude toward her so much that they chased her into her trailer, started rocking it and smashed the windows.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/

Photo of the justice served:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lown-posse-fans-kill-concert-article-1.201367

She's also a Hitler/Nazi sympathizer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...raises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467

Her star has seriously faded. Looks like it's time to show your tits again, Tila.
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Tila Tequila already barely met the threshold for being a celebrity, so it's been pretty funny to see her try to cling to that. Around ten years ago, she hosted a stripping competition on Fuse for awhile, which I found kind of funny.
 
drtoboggan said:
Randy is living the Cousin Eddie life isn't he?
Obviously, Jenny McCarthy and her idiot followers are. Kirstie Alley has been one for a very long time. Scientology does that, which explains Beck.
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You bring up Kirstie Alley and how Scientology can fuck shit up, yet you don't mention how it basically killed Tom Cruise's career.

Hell, I watched a documentary called Going Clear, and at one point while Cruise was with Nicole Kidman, he got off Xenu's Wild Ride for a bit. Then they forced him back on since Kidman's father was a psychiatrist.
 
Picklechu said:
She's crazy. She ran as an independent for the Williamson County Commission in Tennessee last year. She got under 1,000 votes.


Sean Duffy is a U.S. Representative from Wisconsin now. Other than that, I don't think so.


Tila Tequila already barely met the threshold for being a celebrity, so it's been pretty funny to see her try to cling to that. Around ten years ago, she hosted a stripping competition on Fuse for awhile, which I found kind of funny.
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You live in Tennessee too?

Here's one I'll get shit for: Jim Morrison. I like the Doors, but he sabotaged them with his alcoholism and self destruction.
Liam and Noel Gallagher of Oasis also. Had they been decent human beings, they would have been even bigger.
And yes, every $cilon is a cow, all the way up to L. Ron Hubbard.
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
I'm perfectly comfortable with saying I love the Doors but loathe Jim Morrison
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Ray Manzarek of the Doors (his legal name, RIP Ray) and Robbie Krieger were the strongest songwriters in the band. Robbie wrote most of Light My Fire.
John Lennon turned into one as well. I love his music and he's the reason I'm a songwriter (one of them at least), but Yoko turned him into a cow.
In comedy, we have Dane Cook and Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holness.
 
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