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I'm pretty sure most of the rock stars from the 70s fucked an underage girl at some point. Some of them were also quite clearly pathological predators who were looking for girls as young as possible, like Ted Nugent. But this isn't really funny. Just horrifying.
FIFY.

Page was a scumbag for screwing a 14 year old girl, but Nugent manages to take it in a way that actually manages to be more disturbing.
 
And sauce I will provide!

http://www.laweekly.com/music/henry-rollins-fuck-suicide-5016770 This is the original article about Robin Williams, then after everyone flipped shit (me included) he wrote an apology: http://henryrollins.com/news/detail/an_apology. He really pissed people off, knowing him I thought he would talk about mental illness and suicide but he decided to be a dick. William's daughter Zelda said something in response to it, I think but I can't find it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AyRDDOpKaLM This is the EDM video, and here's a YouTube poop version of it! https://youtube.com/watch?v=rBJ-gbBTAfY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PLWwtp7rUYA "Go be fat somewhere else" :lol:

He's not all bad, his acting is improving I guess and I do like reading his stuff but he's trying too hard to be edgy to stay relevant. Most guys follow him for the edge, and alot of girls just think he's sexy with the muscles and "bad boy intellectual" attitude.
He also heckled an interviewer in an interview during the Black Flag years, but it's actually pretty funny considering the interviewer in question is an autismo

More heckling, this time with hipsters
 
I understand his feelings in the first thing he wrote, but you can see where it went off the rails a bit. However, it's an entirely reasonable response to respond to a suicide by actually being angry at the person who did it. That's natural.

Note, the second is an example of how you actually fucking apologize for something. Dobson should look at that.

Also I'm pretty sure Henry Rollins is a current celebrity, not a former celebrity. He even currently has a TV show (on History Channel).
He's not a former celebrity at all. He also has been acting in alot more movies and he still does spoken word tours. Sorry to post but I got invited (sort of).

Edit: Spelling. I'm a very big fan of his, I'm not trying to attack him or anything.
 
This is Jay.

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This is Jay. And according to his (past) biography on Wikipedia, and many other sites he is an Apache/Navajo/with some Latin mix born in 1971 and was raised by his Navajo (or Apache, he's never exactly gotten the story right) grandma from the time he was five years old. After that, he was whisked away to be adopted by an affluent European couple and went to primary school and up in the UK.

Then in 1983, Jay Tavare, then known as Jay Janani, won the Malibu World Disco Championship representing Italy, for some reason.

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Unfortunately, Jay was unable to step up and fulfill his duties as champion and began to sharpen his skills towards his true calling: Acting.

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He even worked with Meryl Streep and had minor speaking roles in Cold Mountain and Adaption. Ah, but not only is he a professional thespian, he's a philanthropist too! He backs many charities giving back to Native American communities; like the Adopt-a-Native-Elder Program, and his Warming Hearts/JT Spirit Volunteers, where people donate money for fire wood and make quilts for those living on poorer reservations during the fall and winter.

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Ah yes, what a successful, kind, loving man. He came from nothing and yet, here he is! And all of this would be nice if most of it wasn't a lie.

Yeah, it's true, Jay Tavare isn't some big, mega-star he prides himself as, and he's not even 44, dude's pushing 60 (58-59, if I'm not mistaken which gives him a 1958 birth year).

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And he's pulled a Rachel Dolezal/Pixyteri with his Navajo/Apache/Latin/whatever heritage, too: he's actually from Iran, in other words, a fullblooded Persian Muslim. His name's not Jay Tavare, obviously, it's Nader Jai Janani. In fact, he stole it from a man that's been dead for over twenty years just so he could stay in the States. See, Jay here is an illegal resident, and the only thing that's kept his ass tethered to the US of A is his very dead marriage to a woman known as Kimberlee Rayburn, from 1991.

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It should be no surprise that he's a scam artist, and for a long time he stole funds intended for these programs by way of donations to his P.O. box from desperately horny (and lonely) suburban moms.

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As far as his love life goes, he has a tendency to stick his very small dick in crazy and/or just down right sad. Most of these women are show-biz failures like himself, including a Yoga instructor known as Chan Chi.

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And also, Kimberly Ehulani (According to an anon on a gossip site, had her son who was 11-12 at the time, walk in on the crusty looking weirdo fucking her raw from behind. Jay didn't stop and even tried to make the poor kid stay and watch, and the details end there).

And many, many more (including Bree Olson, the porn star who also had a role in his last venture, the Human Centipede III).
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They all hate each other to some degree and sometimes will compete just to have Jay's sweet, brown, pimply dick up their old cooters.

Jay also has a tendency to spread his love around: He has herpes and HPV and refuses to wear a condom when making love, which ends up being a burning one on the next day. He, like all lolcows, is not big on bathing or personal hygiene. He often shows up to an audition smelling like B.O. and Indian food and his teeth are rotting.

Currently, Jay is homeless and jobless; couch surfing from one whore to the next with his poor, Malti-poo mix, Ms. Bardot, in tow.

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He's used her as a distraction to shoplift from local LA and Hollywood stores sometimes, and when I say sometimes, I mean all of the time.

To close this off I will say this: Jay/Jay/Nader/etc. is a narcissist, he hates being challenged or questioned and if anyone asks about his real parents or posts his real name they get blocked and he follows it up with a whiny, passive-aggressive post or something about nature or some shit. And his fans eat it up, pat his ass, and continue to bask in the glory that is the real Jay Tavare. Rinse and repeat.
 
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Holy shit.

@FruitEater, between that guy and Charlie Sheen, you could probably contract herpes just by jacking off to a Bree Olson movie about now.

@*Asterisk* Fun fact: This dude is so worn out that he has to use penis pumps and muscle relaxers to even make sex happen. It's not even enjoyable. It just happens. He also has a tendency to drool and spit when he talks, so have fun with that if you ever spot this at the beach.

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"Do ya think I'm sexy?"
 
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For all the washed-up celebrity sick fucks we've talked about, I think I may have found the ultimate formerly famous pervert. Maybe worse than Savile. Meet Ian Watkins, former frontman for the Welsh band Lostprophets, current resident of the Welsh clink for having sex with babies. Yes, babies. As if that could possibly get any worse, the poor kids belonged to two of his female fans who let him do it, they were that obsessed with him. They're also now in prison. He was totally unrepentant and even bragged about it in a prison phone call.
 
This is Jay.

PIZBZ4u.png

This is Jay. And according to his (past) biography on Wikipedia, and many other sites he is an Apache/Navajo/with some Latin mix born in 1971 and was raised by his Navajo (or Apache, he's never exactly gotten the story right) grandma from the time he was five years old. After that, he was whisked away to be adopted by an affluent European couple and went to primary school and up in the UK.

Then in 1983, Jay Tavare, then known as Jay Janani, won the Malibu World Disco Championship representing Italy, for some reason.

[youtube]YXqbkvKY_ww[/youtube]

Unfortunately, Jay was unable to step up and fulfill his duties as champion and began to sharpen his skills towards his true calling: Acting.

[youtube]b0rdOgsfSXQ[/youtube]

(Skip to 1:55)

He even worked with Meryl Streep and had minor speaking roles in Cold Mountain and Adaption. Ah, but not only is he a professional thespian, he's a philanthropist too! He backs many charities giving back to Native American communities; like the Adopt-a-Native-Elder Program, and his Warming Hearts/JT Spirit Volunteers, where people donate money for fire wood and make quilts for those living on poorer reservations during the fall and winter.

82yGhtn.png


Ah yes, what a successful, kind, loving man. He came from nothing and yet, here he is! And all of this would be nice if most of it wasn't a lie.

Yeah, it's true, Jay Tavare isn't some big, mega-star he prides himself as, and he's not even 44, dude's pushing 60 (58-59, if I'm not mistaken which gives him a 1958 birth year).

uPdgtFL.jpg

And he's pulled a Rachel Dolezal/Pixyteri with his Navajo/Apache/Latin/whatever heritage, too: he's actually from Iran, in other words, a fullblooded Persian Muslim. His name's not Jay Tavare, obviously, it's Nader Jai Janani. In fact, he stole it from a man that's been dead for over twenty years just so he could stay in the States. See, Jay here is an illegal resident, and the only thing that's kept his ass tethered to the US of A is his very dead marriage to a woman known as Kimberlee Rayburn, from 1991.

v5gWPm3.jpg


It should be no surprise that he's a scam artist, and for a long time he stole funds intended for these programs by way of donations to his P.O. box from desperately horny (and lonely) suburban moms.

11692695_1621368558080903_1255392896034774799_n.jpg


As far as his love life goes, he has a tendency to stick his very small dick in crazy and/or just down right sad. Most of these women are show-biz failures like himself, including a Yoga instructor known as Chan Chi.

F9p71rL.jpg

7wMQUDn.jpg

And also, Kimberly Ehulani (According to an anon on a gossip site, had her son who was 11-12 at the time, walk in on the crusty looking weirdo fucking her raw from behind. Jay didn't stop and even tried to make the poor kid stay and watch, and the details end there).

And many, many more (including Bree Olson, the porn star who also had a role in his last venture, the Human Centipede III).
zKFRsOB.png

They all hate each other to some degree and sometimes will compete just to have Jay's sweet, brown, pimply dick up their old cooters.

Jay also has a tendency to spread his love around: He has herpes and HPV and refuses to wear a condom when making love, which ends up being a burning one on the next day. He, like all lolcows, is not big on bathing or personal hygiene. He often shows up to an audition smelling like B.O. and Indian food and his teeth are rotting.

Currently, Jay is homeless and jobless; couch surfing from one whore to the next with his poor, Malti-poo mix, Ms. Bardot, in tow.

l8JV1qn.jpg

He's used her as a distraction to shoplift from local LA and Hollywood stores sometimes, and when I say sometimes, I mean all of the time.

To close this off I will say this: Jay/Jay/Nader/etc. is a narcissist, he hates being challenged or questioned and if anyone asks about his real parents or posts his real name they get blocked and he follows it up with a whiny, passive-aggressive post or something about nature or some shit. And his fans eat it up, pat his ass, and continue to bask in the glory that is the real Jay Tavare. Rinse and repeat.
holy fuck what a slimebag
I saw this guy while watching Adaptation a few days ago and I have no idea how he managed to trick the casting director
 
For all the washed-up celebrity sick fucks we've talked about, I think I may have found the ultimate formerly famous pervert. Maybe worse than Savile. Meet Ian Watkins, former frontman for the Welsh band Lostprophets, current resident of the Welsh clink for having sex with babies. Yes, babies. As if that could possibly get any worse, the poor kids belonged to two of his female fans who let him do it, they were that obsessed with him. They're also now in prison. He was totally unrepentant and even bragged about it in a prison phone call.
yes...hello...this is 2012, i have some breaking news for you all!!!
 
Found another one while browsing Cracked, Ward Churchill. I dunno if he really counts as a "celebrity" since he was actually a college professor, but he was definitely prominent in the news for a while. He got quite a bit of press in the early 2000s for publishing an essay where he argued that the victims of 9/11 deserved it, comparing them to the ordinary Germans who propped up the Nazi regime. That's not what ultimately did him in, though.

That was the fact that it came out he was pretending to be a Native American for 17 years. The University of Colorado, where he worked, already knew this, but they decided not to fire him because they had only hired him in the first place because he was "Native American" and that would've brought the hammer down on them as well. By the time the story broke he'd written more than a dozen books on Native American pride, and when he was finally fired he sued the University for discrimination and won a whopping one dollar.
 
Found another one while browsing Cracked, Ward Churchill. I dunno if he really counts as a "celebrity" since he was actually a college professor, but he was definitely prominent in the news for a while. He got quite a bit of press in the early 2000s for publishing an essay where he argued that the victims of 9/11 deserved it, comparing them to the ordinary Germans who propped up the Nazi regime. That's not what ultimately did him in, though.

That was the fact that it came out he was pretending to be a Native American for 17 years. The University of Colorado, where he worked, already knew this, but they decided not to fire him because they had only hired him in the first place because he was "Native American" and that would've brought the hammer down on them as well. By the time the story broke he'd written more than a dozen books on Native American pride, and when he was finally fired he sued the University for discrimination and won a whopping one dollar.

Ward Churchill was a detestable individual, and I assume he still is. I remember when this was happening, and he was a huge embarrassment to anyone on the left who actually valued intellectual honesty or even plain old actual honesty. He was eventually fired because it turned out he had also fabricated research, plagiarized, otherwise failed to credit sources, and otherwise was just basically a giant phony in every important way.

Incidentally, one of the counts of academic dishonesty involved Churchill (a 100% white man) stealing oral accounts of Indian smallpox epidemics and not crediting the sources. Talk about erasure!

He still retains a tiny coterie of cultists.

His main mistake was timing. He would barely stand out at all from the current crop of SJWs.

Also, finally, even that $1 in damages was overruled. I'm not sure why they were still fighting over a dollar at that point, but I'd assume because it might have entitled him to attorney fees or something.
 
For all the washed-up celebrity sick fucks we've talked about, I think I may have found the ultimate formerly famous pervert. Maybe worse than Savile. Meet Ian Watkins, former frontman for the Welsh band Lostprophets, current resident of the Welsh clink for having sex with babies. Yes, babies. As if that could possibly get any worse, the poor kids belonged to two of his female fans who let him do it, they were that obsessed with him. They're also now in prison. He was totally unrepentant and even bragged about it in a prison phone call.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
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I understand his feelings in the first thing he wrote, but you can see where it went off the rails a bit. However, it's an entirely reasonable response to respond to a suicide by actually being angry at the person who did it. That's natural.

Note, the second is an example of how you actually fucking apologize for something. Dobson should look at that.

Also I'm pretty sure Henry Rollins is a current celebrity, not a former celebrity. He even currently has a TV show (on History Channel).
As much as Henry Rollins can be a dick sometimes, he was pretty funny on The Eric Andre Show

 
Ward Churchill was a detestable individual, and I assume he still is. I remember when this was happening, and he was a huge embarrassment to anyone on the left who actually valued intellectual honesty or even plain old actual honesty. He was eventually fired because it turned out he had also fabricated research, plagiarized, otherwise failed to credit sources, and otherwise was just basically a giant phony in every important way.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that oft-quoted story of the Andrew Jackson administration actually weaponizing smallpox against Native Americans turn out to be pulled directly from Churchill's ass? I could swear I heard that somewhere.
 
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