Formula 1 Discussion - And favourite driver?

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Both Williams disqualified from qualifying for too large a drs slot gap.

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I had a vague hope that the power of Sparkles the Unicorn Sticker and Carlos' podium had cleansed Williams of their gypsy curse. I see now that it actually sucked up all their luck from the rest of the season, leading to shit like this.

 

[Pee Cola]

Crofty isn't the one I really am too bothered with, it's that bloated sack of shit Ted Kravitz I really don't like.

Crofty should go back to commentating on darts, and Kravitz should just give up.

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

No one in the history of tv sports viewership has ever given a fuck about what the girlfriends of the players/drivers/athletes are up to during the event. Just fucking stop showing them.

Sorry BIGOT, they are PARTNERS, not slaves, shitlord!

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

Rain in the f1 academy race earlier. Any chance of more during the main race?
FYI the women handled the conditions really well with the front 3 finishing on slicks after a safety car.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

If that british faggot Rusell wins i'm going to be pissed off that i woke up early to watch this shit

 

[Eadred]

Uuh, that slam poetry rendition of sound of silence was hyper cringe.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Landog has a great start... the sky must be falling.

He paid with a damaged wing.

 

[quaawaa]

Lando rammed both Oscar and Max on the first corner.

 

[Coccxys]

Norris damaged his wing pushing Piastri out of the way.

Time to tell him to let Piastri through after hitting him to push through right Zak? Papaya rules.

 

[quaawaa]

Norris damaged his wing pushing Piastri out of the way.

That was actually from crashing into Max.

Time to tell him to let Piastri through after hitting him to push through right Zak? Papaya rules.

F1TV is sucking off Norris and saying that hitting two drivers ahead of you is just "hard racing".

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Translation: Landog is Fat Zak's favorite son. Know your place, Pastry

 

[Coccxys]

F1TV is sucking off Norris and saying that hitting two drivers ahead of you is just "hard racing".

Of course they are.

Bundle is saying mclaren couldn't possibly justify swapping them, you mean like the Monza swap?

"Zak has said his favourite son can't possibly be in the wrong so just no".

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

NO ACTION. POOPOOYA RULES CUCKS PASTRY.

 

[quaawaa]

Piastri is pissed. This is the first time I've ever heard him swear on the radio.

 

[CEO of Autism]

Piastri should ram Lando from behind and cause a double DNF, then say "fuck your Papaya Rules" on radio

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I don't know why they bother with full spelling graphics for the tyre compound. We have color coded symbols for it.

 

[Coccxys]

Yup, Zak made decision confirmed.

"No team has ever given their drivers permission to race eachother before" - Martin Brundle while sucking off mclaren.

 

[The Grognard]

Piastri is pissed. This is the first time I've ever heard him swear on the radio.

Quite rightfully. Even if it's the first lap, one shouldn't mess with the race of your teammate.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

At least push for a pass Landog, we all know Maxipads would.

 

[Eadred]

I don't think there is a future at McLaren for Oscar. I hope Webber is in talks with red bull. This the the most PR-ified and internal politics meddling championship I've ever seen. Absolutely infuriating to watch.