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That sucks, I enjoyed Carlos in Bahrain and was looking forward to him continuing to go ham as a fuck you to ferrari. Combined with Hamilton continuing to look underwhelming especially. Good luck to the rookie though.

Alonso came out of nowhere on the quali runs, makes it interesting today. Long runs Max still looked a solid half a second faster though.
 
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I think this is all Ferrari's doing as a response to his performance last week fucking up the optics of the Hamilton swap in 2025. If Carlos were to come out of the season ahead of both Hamilton AND Leclerc, it would make Ferrari look like the idiots they are.

Ferrari: "Carlos, I think you have appendicitis. You should sit out the next race."
Carlos: "I feel fine..."
Ferrari: "No no...you look awful. We should take you to the ER immediately!"
Carlos: "What are you talking about? I feel great!!"
Ferrari: "Carlos, it would be a shame if this condition extended into a few more races, wouldn't it. You wouldn't want that now, would you??"
Carlos: "Hijos de puta!"
 
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Diabeetus69 said:
I think this is all Ferrari's doing as a response to his performance last week fucking up the optics of the Hamilton swap in 2025. If Carlos were to come out of the season ahead of both Hamilton AND Leclerc, it would make Ferrari look like the idiots they are.

Ferrari: "Carlos, I think you have appendicitis. You should sit out the next race."
Carlos: "I feel fine..."
Ferrari: "No no...you look awful. We should take you to the ER immediately!"
Carlos: "What are you talking about? I feel great!!"
Ferrari: "Carlos, it would be a shame if this condition extended into a few more races, wouldn't it. You wouldn't want that now, would you??"
Carlos: "Hijos de puta!"
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Bearman already is doing better times than Hamilton on harder tyres. I say it again: Hamilton on Ferrari is going to be an absolute shitshow.
 
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Coccxys said:
Going to need some of that sweet china money to fix that up.

These commentators are sucking off Bearman so hard that Hamilton is getting jealous.
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Ollie is a good driver and a future F1 contender, but Jesus, Crofty nuts himself at anything a British driver does. I honestly wish there was an American broadcast just so we could get the camera on Sargeant in 19th place all the time.

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Sargent Strolls himself :story:
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I tuned in right when he said "I can't turn right" and doubled over cackling.

Surprising no one, Horner's accuser lied. Jos Verstappen will get retaliated against and I can't wait.
 
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A.P. Hill said:
The messages were actually Jos pretending to be Horner? Lmao

How long before he beats her up for botching this?
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I dunno... you never know with these rumor mills. big if tru tho. The biggest plot twist would be if it turns out Catler was Jos, and the ERP DM group was the rest of the RB garage and our sticker notifs were taken away by motorsports drama?

WAIT. Does that mean the rumored dick pic was actually Jos!?
 
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Anyone like to hazard a guess as to how this RB saga will end? I'm stuck between single PR statement screenshot posted to X or Horner doing a YouTuber apology tier video somewhere (funnier option). I feel like the situation has escalated enough that a hard public ignore will be insufficient.
 
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Avenue said:
Anyone like to hazard a guess as to how this RB saga will end? I'm stuck between single PR statement screenshot posted to X or Horner doing a YouTuber apology tier video somewhere (funnier option). I feel like the situation has escalated enough that a hard public ignore will be insufficient.
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Who knows, but the bigger the trash fire, the better.
 
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The plot thickens even more and now starts to resemble the viscosity of peanut butter.
 
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A.P. Hill said:
Ollie is a good driver and a future F1 contender, but Jesus, Crofty nuts himself at anything a British driver does. I honestly wish there was an American broadcast just so we could get the camera on Sargeant in 19th place all the time.
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This shit is why I find Sky to be pretty bad. Then again, this current Finnish line-up of commentariat isn't any better because they have to pretend that Bottas is still a relevant figure on the grid and not just Heikki Kovalainen 2.0.
 
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The Grognard said:
This shit is why I find Sky to be pretty bad. Then again, this current Finnish line-up of commentariat isn't any better because they have to pretend that Bottas is still a relevant figure on the grid and not just Heikki Kovalainen 2.0.
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What are the chances that they put Kimi in the commentator box? I'd love his takes on current F1.
 
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The plot thickens even more and now starts to resemble the viscosity of peanut butter.
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Anything said by van Haren is automatically false, even if it was true before he said it.

He is the worst for making up nonsense and hoping 1 in 20 will turn out to be true so he can claim deep inside knowledge.

He was the source for everything about the Horner stuff with everywhere else just citing to him when they report it.
 
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Eadred said:
What are the chances that they put Kimi in the commentator box? I'd love his takes on current F1.
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he wouldn't be all that interesting either really. i love the guy but he makes it extremely obvious that he hates media and interviews.
hopefully ricciardo manages to get a position somewhere public when he retires, the guy exudes fun and energy.
 
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