Fortnite

Seeing so much high-quality Fortnite porn I really ask myself who the fuck this game is for anymore. Is it ironic gooners who make the 'art'? Do zoomers still play it over fresher shit? Do adults genuinely sit down and play it? No-build would probably appeal to me but I cant get over the childish vibes.
I play with a bunch of adults, but said adults also have youngish children. We mostly play at night after work and just BS. I think the biggest appeal to Fortnite is that you can literally play on any platform with progress synced crossed. That and it's free with regular updates.
 
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I play with a bunch of adults, but said adults also have youngish children. We mostly play at night after work and just BS. I think the biggest appeal to Fortnite is that you can literally play on any platform with progress synced crossed. That and it's free with regular updates.
Not only that, you can't really be mad when you lose. Like, you really gonna rage that Peter Griffin and Jack Sparrow flanked you? No. You laugh at such a retarded encounter and move on.
 
Not only that, you can't really be mad when you lose. Like, you really gonna rage that Peter Griffin and Jack Sparrow flanked you? No. You laugh at such a retarded encounter and move on.

I think that's part of the reason why Fortnite is so popular; the whole premise is utterly ridiculous, but the game makes it work. I mean, aside from similar events such as above, you can have Batman, Mr. Incredible, Frieza, and Snoop Dog performing Paramore's Misery Business, and it's completely ridiculous but still both an option and can be fun. The LEGO mode isn't all that great in my opinion, but I know some people still enjoy it. Rocket Racing... isn't doing very well, but people still play it.

The game doesn't take itself seriously, aside from a few moments where the devs had political shit shoved into it for some reason, and even the multiverse thing was still comparatively lighthearted compared to what they could've done.
 
The LEGO mode isn't all that great in my opinion, but I know some people still enjoy it.
I enjoy the lego mode as a way to cool off but it's somewhat grindy and the rng behind certain resources like metal bars when you set town npcs to farm them is a bit egregious. There's different metals and ores exclusive to different biomes if I set up shop n one ofthe bomes should be getting the materials exclusive to those biomes from villagers, but no it's always rare instances of non grassland biome items. Recently managed to maxx out my stats tot he point where can't be killed easy by high level enemies like the fucking bone wolves in the ice caves. There seems to be a vague combat mechanc with a stunlock thing that I keep getting hit by when fighting groups of npc enemies. Speaking of those with the amount of damage they do in the snow biome you'd think they drop higher level items, but no ti's always the lower end green swords that do piddly shit damage to them. Why do they somehow merc the fuck out of you with them unless you have max everything? Stupid! Give me a purple sword if have to use a fucking purple sword to kill these fuckers!

I've ended up mainly just using the lightsaber weapon because whenever it "breaks" it just recharges so I got like 2 of those in my inventory at all times. The island area golems are a lot more fun and rewarding to fight than the brutes n terms of super boss enemies because killing them gives you more than just one fucking scale. Amassed a lot of granite and obsidian from fighting those even before I became nearly unkillable.

In terms of non-lego shit, I noticed I've had really bad matchmaking since the recent update, that and I seem to have to actively fight the aim assist to even shoot anything. Missed a chance to get a gold umbrella thing due to that. It starts aiming like behind where the person was and at the body while I'm pointing the fucking thing where they're going and at the head. THAT pisses me off more than anything I could usually encounter in this game because I can literally find no talk about this.
 
In terms of non-lego shit, I noticed I've had really bad matchmaking since the recent update, that and I seem to have to actively fight the aim assist to even shoot anything. Missed a chance to get a gold umbrella thing due to that. It starts aiming like behind where the person was and at the body while I'm pointing the fucking thing where they're going and at the head. THAT pisses me off more than anything I could usually encounter in this game because I can literally find no talk about this.
Fortnite's been buggy lately, the stupid TMNT turtle shell has been broken for months. I've ended up having to use Meowdas's paw print spray to cover up the Leo and Pizza one.
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I haven't noticed any aim-assist issues because I play on mouse and keyboard, but non of my console playing friends have. I remember seeing a couple of tweets maybe a week to a week and a half ago saying something about aim assist, but good luck on me finding them. Though, honestly you may be right, because a lot of my squad mates have been missing shots they should have made. The people I play with are kinda, well, dumb and would be very slow to notice things like that.
 
Not only that, you can't really be mad when you lose. Like, you really gonna rage that Peter Griffin and Jack Sparrow flanked you? No. You laugh at such a retarded encounter and move on.
that and TTK and time to fine a rematch are so high and low respectively that you won't feel like it was a cheap kill and even if you did you can get back into the action super quickly.
 
So who do you think is to blame for these shoe prices? Nike, EPIC or both?
Yes.

I think kicks are a neat idea... But ruined thanks to consoomer Branding..

Outfits that they work on/don't are retarted.. Fennec the orange fox can wear kicks, but his white recolor brother cannot.

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They're the same model, unless Epic is retarded (which they are) and somehow they just can't "Copy n Paste" the changes to the model due to Unreal-fuckery or Tranny Coder nonsense.
 
Yes.

I think kicks are a neat idea... But ruined thanks to consoomer Branding..

Outfits that they work on/don't are retarted.. Fennec the orange fox can wear kicks, but his white recolor brother cannot.

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They're the same model, unless Epic is retarded (which they are) and somehow they just can't "Copy n Paste" the changes to the model due to Unreal-fuckery or Tranny Coder nonsense.
I learned this the hard way before they got enabled when I found out meowdas can wear kicks but meowscles default can't for some reason. Actually I don'tt hink anyone in his family but the newest hybridized skin that doesn't fit wearing them due to his outfit. I think the issue with the foot thingis the model size and possibly some retarded trooncode stuff but like if you can resize the shades for interstellar bass to fit fucking MEOW SKULLS' BLOATED HEAD PERFECTLY you can get literally any skin in nikes just by scaling up and down the model.
we were THIS CLOSE to capturing DJ crazy times' vibes.
You know rambling about these sizes just got me thinking how meowscles and his family's skins like are perfect for testing out scaling of emotes and objects. You got all kinds of fucked up cartoonish bodytypes going on.
 
you can get literally any skin in nikes just by scaling up and down the model.
This. Nike is the problem. I bet you they had autistic rules like being on model realistically and the sort. Wrigley's been known to do the same with how it displays it's gum in stores.
 
So given that EPIC's OC shoes is almost the same price as an emote, I am going to also throw my hat in and say it is Nike being autistic about these prices.
 
holy fucking shit guys we are being invaded by thousands of anime black men with dreadlocks! Hey don't forget to claim the free skin epic is giving, idk why you have to wait one day after logging in the game, they could just give it to the players the moment they log in but a free skin is a free skin.

Also new teasers for the 6th chapter are coming out, here is one of them.
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I hope we get some of the concept skins that have Eastern influences, there's one or two that I'm really hopeful for.
I expect anime out the ass this season, if not the whole chapter. I have only one wish and that's for Diavolo as a skin, because it would be funny and oddly somewhat cannon.
 
I think I'm just getting bored of Fortnite in general. While it's still a fun game to play and waste some time on with friends, I have so many more other games in my backlog to play. Epic's changes to it in the next year isn't exactly endearing me to continue with it either.
 
So, Chapter 6 is out; what does everyone think? Any decent, or no?

Also, did anyone attend that Juice World event? Had to miss it on my end because of work; was it any decent, or no?
 
So, Chapter 6 is out; what does everyone think? Any decent, or no?

Also, did anyone attend that Juice World event? Had to miss it on my end because of work; was it any decent, or no?
The Juice World event was actually pretty good, it ended with an animation that mirrored spiderverse.

I'm playing chapter 6 and it's pretty refreshing, bosses are harder to take down, tons of weeb shit, etc. But the weapons are fun enough to use, the sword being OP. They changed the battlepass price to 1000 vbucks and instead of tokens you're automatically rewarded per level. I really got tired of season 5 early on, especially that weird mad max shit so it's a nice change of pace.
 
The Juice World event was actually pretty good, it ended with an animation that mirrored spiderverse.

Little disappointed I missed the event; was working. Still, glad you enjoyed it; not exactly a Juice World fan - to be honest, not much of a rap guy in general - but I do find the homage idea to be interesting.

I'm playing chapter 6 and it's pretty refreshing, bosses are harder to take down, tons of weeb shit, etc. But the weapons are fun enough to use, the sword being OP. They changed the battlepass price to 1000 vbucks and instead of tokens you're automatically rewarded per level. I really got tired of season 5 early on, especially that weird mad max shit so it's a nice change of pace.

I've got to try the new season out, then! I had enough fun with Remix, but this new season sounds solid enough. The battle pass looks decently interesting, at the least. Still confused that we're getting Godzilla as a skin; not sure how I feel about that.

Here's hoping OG ends up being good!
 
So, Chapter 6 is out; what does everyone think? Any decent, or no?

Also, did anyone attend that Juice World event? Had to miss it on my end because of work; was it any decent, or no?
I miss the interactive events. Juice World was just another concert cinematic that your character can (barely) move around in.

I only played a handful of games of Chapter 6. I'm liking it so far. The new movement gimmicks are fun, but its gonna take me a hot minute to remember they're there.

There's one boss weapon that lets you teleport across the map which is insane and OP. I hope it never gets nerfed.
 
Group of buddies and I won our first match of the new season against some fag that was constantly gliding up in the air, me and my other friend die but thankfully we won the match because of our last friend standing able to land hits on him before the storm completely consumed the map
 
Played one match, new movement is nice. I cannot wait for the eventual Yakuza crossover that I'm think might be Christmas (it is a Christmas game considering the "Die Hard" case.)
 
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