Fortnite

Within a week, we've gotten
The rarest items in fortnite (c1s1 "bp") back in the item shop
Miku teaser
Skibidi Toilet collab
CyberPunk collab

Video: CyberPunk 2077 collab items
Teaser for Miku: Here
I took a break, only to come back to the most wildest shit on this game.
 

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This christmas was mostly spent being zombied out on 0 sleep, falling asleep whild grinding in vidya, or dead asleep while playing only to wake up and keep gaming. Insane, I know. I had to do it though, I was gong to get the skibidi toilet skin and maybe the incredibile with my saved up in game currency from the prior seasons but the snoop dogg sled emote and christmas cadillac were far too up my alley of "stupid insane shit" and then I realized the sled emote was leaving the shop ON CHRISTMAS for some reason because the dates shit cycles out is all fucked up for some reason this year. The cadillac wasn't supposed to leave the shop till january but then it just randomly vanished for weeks only to come back with no announcement other than"oh there's a limited santa snoop dogg skin for it now" as if it never left the shop for like almost a fucking month.

Anyways after grinding to the point I could afford both and only both because xp is ass this season, I decked myself out in full niggaclaus fashion and took to the streets to kill sweaty fuckers only to realize the bot problem is so fucking severe now the game has become borderline unplayable. You're either getting braindead bots with weirdly intense accuracy once they click onto your position or you're dealing with sweats and/or hackers doing some fucked up slide hop shit and crouch running into you bizzarely faster than you can crouch walk. No they don't have the speed buffs they just like run at me while crouching sometimes and I mean like they move FAST.been noticing more and more bots every fucking match since they re-enabled them and that's not a good thing given I technically should be out of the bot servers with how long I survive in matches and how many of these things I've been icing per round.

The main BR mode genuinely seems to be giving so little fucking XP it's ridiculous, Rocket racing too or maybe that's just me? Anyways I can't even win in rocket racing because suddenly i'm constantly either in 4th or 12th when before I was usually in 1st or 4th when they initially added it. Been spinning out a lot more in a glitchy kind of way and one match I was somehow in 12th the whole race despite none of the cars other than me and 2 others moving off the starting line. It's not a wifi/internet connection thing because the matches that shit's happened in it always happens the same, it's like somehow the majority of the lobby is ahead of us but the few real players keep phasing through the glitched starting line cars that are all in 1st. I'm guessing it's the hacker issue spreading to other lesser modes for that and either me being rusty or them genuinely fucking up the physics in one update during the seasons I didn't play RR. Most of my XP comes from the lego modes and BR quests now, sometimes save the world if I'm feeling awake enough. They seem to be the only modes that genuinely give decent XP anymore.

Oh no Pepper what have they done to you. You should have stayed in Lego island doing kickflips and shoving pizza in people's faces.
It's clearly a "modernized" stylization kind of like rocket racer or other lego game characters that returned in recent years. Not as bad as some but you'd think they'd give him like the mid level legs due to the fact he's supposed to be a kid who has trouble reading lmao.
I've been trying to find him in the fucking gamemodes he hasn't shown up once for me.

Speaking of rocket racer and fortnite the rocket racing logo is literally just the rocket racer logo from lego minus the fire with a checker flag pattern emulating the fire in the position the flame would be. They fucking knew what they were doing.
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The Mariah Carey skin has to be the bottom-of-the-barrel, right?
Not sure what "bottom of the barrel" would mean here considering they've done a shit load of other music artist skins with some of them being in-joke ones or shit referencing one song or music video.

By the way yes I did aquire the skibidi toilet camera guy skin no I do not regret it.
 
Apparently Yakuza and the Hitman series have crossovers in the works with fortnite?
I really hope we Ichiban Kasuga instead of only just Kiryu and Majima
 
Played a few BR matches recently; noticed that I've been finding the swords a lot more often now, used to be I couldn't find any of them. They're decent, though giving the Kinetic Blade a durability meter is stupid. Aside from that, I've noticed that the mercenaries you can hire are basically useless; can't navigate areas at all, can't hit anything, and they don't even fire half the time when you get into a fight with an enemy. Unless you're going for the weekly challenge, don't bother.

Heard that we're supposed to be getting an update this Tuesday; getting Godzilla added to the files, along with some other stuff like a new mini-pass. What are you guys hoping to see/hear? Heard that we might also be getting some new info about Chapter 2.
 
Heard that we're supposed to be getting an update this Tuesday; getting Godzilla added to the files, along with some other stuff like a new mini-pass. What are you guys hoping to see/hear? Heard that we might also be getting some new info about Chapter 2.
Festival Rewards mostly, being that I can actually earn them without having to actually play Festival is nice. I know there's going to be a new batch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles skins in an update sometime this year, but not sure if it'll be this patch or one down the line. Rumor has it it'll be Casey Jones and Bebop & Rocksteady. Knowing how hard Viacom is pushing their IPs (Sponge Bob Sportsball) lately don't be surprised if the do the Hope thing and give each Turtle like 5 variants.
 
Fortnite formally collabs with Kylie "Sketch" Cox, best known for his Onlyfans account where he wears blackface and puts things up his ass.
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OMG guise I can't believe the author of Harry Potter is doing a Fortnite collab! All the skirts will go spinny! 🤩✨
 
They fixed the emote wheel only to break it in another dumb way. It used to default to Locker Emotes, now for some reason it defaults to all my emotes. So I guess I'll just be doing the metal gear alert emote then, because I know I cannot remember to fix it every game.
 
Miku was finally announced for Festival season 7 and with the skins also being leaked hours before-hand.
1 Skin for the FP (Festival Pass)
1 Item shop skin with 3 styles
3 instruments
The only music we have confirmed for the pass is M@GICAL☆CURE! LOVE SHOT! by SAWTOWNE.




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Something's off about the face
It reminds me of the GTA Online anime girl mask you can wear
 
Seeing a chunk of loons sperging out on Reddit about how, since Elon Musk did a "Nazi salute", that therefore means he's a Nazi and they need to permanently ban the Cybertruck from the shop. Anyone know what's going on?
 
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