[Forum Game] 10 Years in the Basement - You are forced to spend 10 years in the basement, you are only allowed to bring certain items to help you on the journey.

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My choice (30 Points):
  • Kitchen
  • workout
  • video games
  • movies
  • garden
  • hygiene products
  • barry bonds
 
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Here's what I would pick for 30 points:
  • Workout room
  • Library and study
  • Workshop
  • Kitchen
  • Garden
  • White doctor
  • Hygiene products and Jacuzzi
This would be so cool, honestly.
 
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I'm going to take the hit for what everyones thinking;

18 year old
full kitchen
booze
garden
library/study

for $5m
 
This is the easiest game ever.
  • Unlimited Drugs (duh.)
  • Unlimited Booze (duh.)
  • All Movies and TV shows (Tradition of Drugs + Comedy = Amazing Time)
  • Workout Room (Gotta get them gains, bruh)
  • Library (Reading is pretty amazing, ngl.)
  • Surround Sound (Music while stoned is also an amazing time.)
  • A functioning microwave (I don't need much, tbh.)
 
my serious answer is:

18 year old - just having another person around to talk to, so you don't turn into a total hermit, sex is a nice bonus too
Kitchen - learn to cook better and be able to make whatever the heck you want
Garden - fresh air and exercise
Medicare (+1 for mayo) - no chance I don't hurt myself, or eat something that makes me sick in 10 years, along with anything that can naturally just 'go wrong' with your body over 10 years
Pool table - had 1 point left over, and this seems more productive than the gun

*Alternatively, I could swap out the pool table and downgrade to the pajeet health care to pick up the satellite radio or train warehouse if I wanted more entertainment options

Come out 10 years later being totally healthy, a damn fine chef, a good gardener, not totally socially stunted, and 10 mil richer


The 'right' answer is to take 40 points for 0 dollars

18 year old X2 for 36 points
microwave +meals for 2 points
cheap medical care for 2 points
 
This seems structured so the only difficulty is getting both the 18 yr old and hygiene.
 
30 Points
16 - Internet
6 - PC
4 - Games
4 - Fast Food

40 Points
40 Guns (120 Bullets)
 
For 29 points I’ll take:
The dog 6 points
Greenhouse 2 points
The sky light 2 points
Doctor 2 points
The gun (to kill the doctor with. he’s from New Delhi saar) 1 point
and The Internet, so that I can tell you all what I’ve done 16 points
 
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Money upfront - 7 points
Gun w/ 3 bullets - 1 point
Pajeet medical care - 2 points.

20 point surplus!

Get money upfront, request medical assistance. Take responding street shitter hostage with gun. Leave. Kill street shitter because they are Indian, make it clear that they are being killed because they are Indian.
 
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I feel like the "no streaming" restriction on the Internet is stupid since I'd rather just watch everything on the computer monitor anyway. Presumably, the Movies and TV show option would let you watch physical media on the computer without needing the TV, right? If it's a desktop computer, I'd expect an optical drive.
 
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