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The Dude said:
Role play you say? OK, here goes...

We're in a red room with green lights. I am laying on a heart shaped bed covered in purple crushed velvet. You come in wearing an English saddle and a bridle. I am wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and a smile.

"Did you bring the Icy Hot and sybian? " I ask.

You reply...
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exball said:
The Dude said:
Role play you say? OK, here goes...

We're in a red room with green lights. I am laying on a heart shaped bed covered in purple crushed velvet. You come in wearing an English saddle and a bridle. I am wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and a smile.

"Did you bring the Icy Hot and sybian? " I ask.

You reply...
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AUGH YEAH
 
The Dude said:
Role play you say? OK, here goes...

We're in a red room with green lights. I am laying on a heart shaped bed covered in purple crushed velvet. You come in wearing an English saddle and a bridle. I am wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and a smile.

"Did you bring the Icy Hot and sybian? " I ask.

You reply...
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Yes, did you bring the My Little Pony fursuit and the jar of pickles I requested? I need to pay a visit to the furry and brony convention across the street. I'm going to bring them a little surprise. :tomgirl:
 
The Dude said:
Role play you say? OK, here goes...

We're in a red room with green lights. I am laying on a heart shaped bed covered in purple crushed velvet. You come in wearing an English saddle and a bridle. I am wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and a smile.

"Did you bring the Icy Hot and sybian? " I ask.

You reply...
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"The fuck is sybian?"
 
-I sheath my wizard katana and walk down the lonely road-

"I made the mouse-t of my time here."
 
Mickey Rat said:
-I sheath my wizard katana and walk down the lonely road-

"I made the mouse-t of my time here."
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I cast level nine 'JULLAAYYYY'. You shit your pants and do nothing.

A torrent of pennies fall on top of you.

An owlbear comes by and steals your medallions

You crash into slumber
 
If Judge Holden's playing, then I'm totally in.

I choose "Null" as my character.
 
The Dude said:
Google it for a surprise.
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Dynastia said:
If Judge Holden's playing, then I'm totally in.

I choose "Null" as my character.
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If Null is your character, then I choose Judge Holden. Can his class be wizard?
 
Can my class be Social Justice Paladin? It includes abilities like detect privelage and smite cisscum. Only downside is that you have to be Lawful Stupid else you lose your powers.
 
exball said:
In attack mode?
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Yes, and I use his special ability to summon the Hoard.
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Plus I use my rainbow fedora to boost the attack and defense power of my purple dragon.
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You cannot defeat the Fedora Purple Dragon.
 
Ha! Your fedora dragon and it's male privelage is no match for my Sword of MRA-bane, I use smite privelage on your dragon.
 
Can my class be Loveshy-Slayer?

Edit: God fucking damn it, Cranium.
 
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