UN Fourth Democratic Debate: A New Dope

Starts at 5pm-8pm PST / 7pm CST-10pm CST / 8pm-11pm EST

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Welcome to fourth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:

Joe Biden former Vice President


Kamala Harris senator from California


Bernie "Heart Breaker" Sanders senator from Vermont


Andrew Yang businessman


Cory Booker senator from New Jersey and mutated Obama clone


Beto O'Rourke representative from Texas


Amy Klobuchar senator from Minnesota


Julian Castro former housing and urban development secretary


Pete Buttigieg mayor of South Bend


NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES: Tom Steyer billionaire and businessman


Elizabeth Warren Massachusetts senator


RETURNING: Tulsi Gabbard Hawaii representative


The poll will be posted after the debates. I'm happy to see Tulsi return, but I hate Tom Steyer, mixed bag. I predict tonight is going to be a total mess, this is make or break time.

 

[Kenya Jones]

What did Warren just talk about? Can Yang do the math for that?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Buttgieg: "Empty factories. I didn't know that was every city."

What do you mean by every city?

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Well, genders doesn't matter any more, and apparently numbers doesn't matter any more too. Warren just threw out a bunch of numbers that doesn't sound at all realistic.

 

[ADHD]

Amy sure has it in for Lizzie tonight.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Raise taxes on the wealthy, raise taxes on the wealthy, raise taxes on the wealthy"

Over and over and over, yet they give no numbers. Just vague statements to satisfy the audience. No details, just talking points.

This is because if you actually start asking people what a fair tax the wealthy should have imposed on them it usually ends with the taxes on the wealthy LOWER than what they are now.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I like Yang's "Math" pin

 

[the fall of man]

Warren’s wealth tax is consistently targeting people with an order of magnitude more wealth than herself (that is, just safely out of her own income potential)

 

[The Pink Panther]

I like Yang's "Math" pin
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I wish he liked math more to know that $1000 a month will not work.

 

[Stoneheart]

"Put workers at the center of trade deals"
Someone failed Economics 101. Production and trade don't exist for no other reason than to provide laborers with something to do all day; differences in resource and good scarcity necessitate trade and production exists to make desired goods with a desirable price range.

your workers should be in the centre of trade deals. put tariffs on products made with slave labor, put Tariffs on products made with child labor, put tariffs on products made without any regards of the environment. the West is the primary consumer of goods, we have the power.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

"We need to unite in a competition where there can only by one winner!" - paraphrase of Amy Klobuchar

 

[Kenya Jones]

Theyre trying to up each other on who can buy more votes

 

[Absolutego]

Yang coming in with some hate facts about wealth taxes

 

[It's HK-47]

Harris: "When I get elected [...]"

We're gonna' need a bigger rainbow.

 

[The Pink Panther]

semi-BASED remark from Yang mentioning how a wealth tax wouldn't work.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Harris: "When I get elected [...]"

We're gonna' need a bigger rainbow.

well she could do like she did with Brown and just suck everyone's dick.

 

[Maxliam]

Holy shit these guys are so low energy tonight it's fucking sad.

 

[the fall of man]

Harris: I had a human mother. We went to bed and she stayed awake. This was so unconscionable, so terrible that today fathers are selling themselves into ridesharing prostitution to miss their annoying kids’ soccer games. I will fix that by returning the tax loopholes Trump eliminated to the tax code.

 

[heathercho]

"Give people a portion of this and that"
Please, someone tell me how Yang isn't a Chinese plant/Communist. Please explain it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Holy shit these guys are so low energy tonight it's fucking sad.

I think they know..they know that someone is gonna come down from her mountain tomorrow and announce.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Holy shit these guys are so low energy tonight it's fucking sad.

This is severely lacking the lulz of the first three debate shifts.

It's just inaccuracy here and inaccuracy there.