Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

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I’ve said it before but I feel like these names are redundant to display here and the space they take up would be better used on other things (like how he purportedly spends most of his disability income on DoorDash and discord nitro and been violent towards retarded children)
I feel like agony arena is gratuitous but also @Psychonaut has made a private chat to discuss changes to the thread o algo
 
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I’ve said it before but I feel like these names are redundant to display here and the space they take up would be better used on other things (like how he purportedly spends most of his disability income on DoorDash and discord nitro and been violent towards retarded children)
Yeah I agree, @Trombonista think you can remove those? He doesn’t use them anymore and I’ll add those alias in the OP in case people want to his other alias’s.

I have to do it later though because I’m on mobile.
 
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“uhh…. Mr. Benditt, it seems there’s a little caveat in our background check on you. Who is Kuromi?”
 
Has he ever even explained how the game itself works? Or even the GENRE of game it is? Why is he listing a whole roadmap for a game nobody even knows the gameplay loop of?
Francis is an autist with no theory of mind so he assumes because he knows and understands how the game works, everyone else should be able to infer it based off what he's said.

To give him the most meager amount of credit he has talked about gameplay in his little VC sessions but he doesn't record or post them anywhere so only the half dozen people who actually show up know vaguely what it's about. In all the ones I've attended, he's rambled incoherently about basic gameplay features before being bullied into crashing out by literal children.
 
Has he ever even explained how the game itself works? Or even the GENRE of game it is?
Not to my knowledge but from what I've seen I would say it's a simulator type of game.

Francis is an autist with no theory of mind so he assumes because he knows and understands how the game works, everyone else should be able to infer it based off what he's said.
Reading this and then looking back at the roadmap really shows how true this is
 
Has he ever even explained how the game itself works? Or even the GENRE of game it is? Why is he listing a whole roadmap for a game nobody even knows the gameplay loop of?
What is printern?
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Videos of the unfinished game:

Will printern succeed?
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Obviously.

From what i can tell you
print pictures > put them in your randomly generated cubicle :panda:
 

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What is printern?
This video about "player rng by haz3mn" helped me understand what's happening here. An "RNG Game" is a Roblox game where you click a button and it rolls a gacha/lootbox and gives you a random item with an assigned rarity. It doesn't cost anything to roll, you just kinda keep doing it and hope you get rare items. It's basically just Case Clicker but updated for the modern Gay Nigger Internet. No surprise Francis Joseph Benditt IV wants to make a game in that "genre," and even less surprise he's utterly unable to do it.
 
This nigga is so obsessed with forsaken wtf. Isn’t their main dev a pedotroon that got doxed by sharty o algo
Also Francis your shit sounds boring and like an EPI cluster bomb.
Erm sweaty you need to understand that francis is too mentally ill to create his own assets and xir doesn’t want to pay his child laborers to do so either :geek: group home living gets expensive!
 
“I’d rather not disclose my living situation, but for now you can consider me living alone”
Here’s a little caveat for that statement, Francis. You live in a group home, EPI kids all day and then force your troon child slaves to code the most boring game known to mankind. I hope the next time you DoorDash an inbred Somali with autism steals your food.
 
Does he even do anything besides be the ideas guy and draw amogus looking concepts
"Yes uuuuh q3 2025 you will be able to leave the office and explore a full city or something like that" you called out a delay for the release date because your (only?) dev is a teen burdened with school. You are jobless, go do shit on the kanban instead of delegating everything to random kids
Will printern succeed?
He's making "Office Space: the game" but if Peter never went rogue, filing TPS reports for the entire runtime of the movie. Also he's a lazy shit so I'm banking on him using the concept of sterility as an excuse to have everything look flat (e.g. limited palettes), much like the characters he draws.
Claiming in advance that this shit will pop off is delusional. Roblox kids will tap out 30 seconds after joining if the office doesn't explode by then, or something fun of that nature.
 
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