Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

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Suicide or fakeout. Call it.
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The funniest thing about this crashout is he does it all to himself. It's the easiest thing in the world to simply log off and stay away. Scramble your passwords, deactivate your account, and then cut out all this "I'm going away, but first I'm pityposting!" bullshit. But lolcows like this are so fucked up in the head that they think they need all these theatrics to put a cherry on top of the shitty life they're leaving behind.

When people say "log off," they don't mean literally stop using the Internet and then come back in a year under a new name and try again. It's pretty clear things are going horribly wrong in this loser's real life and he needs to prioritize getting his real world self in order before he can try to be some "figure" in online spaces. There isn't some path forward where this dude goes to a therapist who will hocus pocus away his perversions. Believe it or not, but there's very many people who have weird sexual quirks who still engage in the Internet successfully with poise and grace. Look at Pyrocynical and YourMovieSucks for fucks sake. He's fooling himself if he thinks that's the root of the issue.

People like this never get better because they tell themselves these bogus stories about how they're a victim. Full stop. Either he's a victim of circumstance, or of nefarious outside influences, or of "his own actions!" while distancing himself from the direct culpability of his own actions. His "redemption arc" is one self-imposed public lashing away in his own mind, so he cycles through these performative self-destructions over and over. His whole "leaving the Internet" song and dance becomes not an attempt at self-improvement, but another unsuccessful attempt at destroying himself to appease the flabbergasted masses.

He destroys his Internet presence yet again and then sits there alone by himself, in the same shit life he built as the day before. He goes through the same daily routine as always, and then wonders why he couldn't resist coming back yet again. Nothing ever changes on the inside, and so nothing ever changes on the outside. He gives another "interview," he makes another tweet, he posts here with another post, and then he's still the same fucked up person as he always was. Deep down, he doesn't want to change; he wants to turn back time through some magical combination of words and then forge another life for himself which he squandered without introspecting as to why he lost it in the first place.

Sure, he'll tell himself he gets it now. "I was mean to my friends!" "I shouldn't have had that sexual fetish!" "I identified the problematic action and therefore that demonstrates that I've changed enough to see my flaws and have come to be a better man through these realizations!" Telling yourself that you've identified the problem doesn't mean shit when you have no desire to change the part of you which led you into creating those problems. At that point, you're not sorry. You're only sorry you got held accountable.

tl;dr: Even if this fag had the most vanilla sexual proclivities in the world, he'd still be suffering this pathetic fate because the underlying pathology started long before he started drawing ostensibly underage characters farting on Twitter.
 
Aiden projects interviewed fallen chungus, talks about how hes in a group home. him threatening a child at the school he works at, accidently reveals the school he works at and "his plan how hes going to leave the internet"

"KIWI FARMS COW TIPS ME!!!"

"GUYS @dunkbunko REALLY ISN'T ME TRUST ME GUYS!!"


Proper Archive:
 
"GUYS @dunkbunko REALLY ISN'T ME TRUST ME GUYS!!"
Francis has that sort of lispy tard voice that the slow in the minds I had to deal with on the playground, when I used to be a wee lad. Nobody liked em' but we had to include them in the group activity, otherwise the bitch teacher would nag at us.
 
Aiden projects interviewed fallen chungus, talks about how hes in a group home. him threatening a child at the school he works at, accidently reveals the school he works at and "his plan how hes going to leave the internet"

He says he works as a "CYS" (Child Youth Services) at Drexel Hill.
I looked up "Drexel hill cys" on google and this is what I found:
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With reviews like those, it's not hard to see why they hired Francis even with the supposed background check.
 
He says he works as a "CYS" (Child Youth Services) at Drexel Hill.
I looked up "Drexel hill cys" on google and this is what I found:
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With reviews like those, it's not hard to see why they hired Francis even with the supposed background check.
To be fair, government organizations like this always have low reviews. Even still, why would a place like this hire a random homeless kid? Is this something these organizations usually do to give responsibility to troubled young men or whatever?
 
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