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It may take a few days before someone realizes the neighbors doordash order has been sitting there for a few days. Preform a welfare check and find him trying to neck himself, but the rope broke due to his morbidly obese weight.
Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar
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God the cope. You know if it was someone they hated being called a rapist they would just attack them and not doubt it for a second. There's clear evidence recorded here. I don't buy it he meant he slept with a legal girl at the mental ward. And even if he did that's really shitty taking advantage of someone in need.
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Pure fucking kino. A night to remember. 
five of em
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When he said he was ending his life did he mean his roblox avatar’s? Nigga has done nothing but play roblox for like a day now
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"Man the playtime leaderboard for 'don't shit your diaper in front of kids simulator' shows this guy's been playing for a week straight. He must be super dedicated"
Francis:
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If this nigga francis died a la twomad
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Well, one more finger on the lolcow's paw curls. We Frankiebros were hoping for some updates, and by golly we got them alright.
@datsactuallymojo you got what you deserved. Take your own advice and neck yourself.
@datsactuallymojo you got what you deserved. Take your own advice and neck yourself.
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Damn Nigga we making south park memes out of this, in that case.....
"I tried necking myself, but my neck was too thick for the rope. I am now stuck and I have done nothing but shit piss and spunked myself for three days. GOD YOU I AM RETARD AND I AM A PEDOPHILE, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY KIWI FARMS"
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Homocull
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One. Last. DoorDash.
Even if he downed 40 paracetamol tablets it'd take several days to die.
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Francis's Doordash driver opening the door to find his rotting corpse blankly staring at the roblox home pageWhat if he actually died (
NiggaBallsHD
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If this is true (or not lolz) I'm just gonna have to say that Francis, if your watching this from hell, just know that you'll forever be remembered in future internet textbooks about the dangers of internet addiction and how it can lead to self-destruction, and be known as that one fart fetish comic guy that peaked with only one comic from 2024
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It’s fake, obviously but that image is killing me.
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is that fucking zelensky who is that lmao
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I only noticed it was fake because he wasn't fat enough to actually look like what Francis does nowadays
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Checking in on this guy every now and then is like watching a guy tapdancing with a loaded revolver and a bandaged foot.
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Coming tonight probably. More in depth and stuff.
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ok i think he is offline on roblox now
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From what cazz told me, he leaves programs on his pc on for a super extended period of time (way to cook your pc retard), so this implies activity of Francis closing his PC, maybe to get some DoorDash. Or maybe he killed himself and the computer turned off automatically.