Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[Oongok]

even finding this thread and reading the op is a bit too autistic for a normie,

The vast majority of normies will see one "nigger" and immediately dismiss anything said after that.

Taking away all the edgy content in-between and condensing 100s of pages makes it more palatable for the slop consumers who can't watch a video longer than 60 seconds without subway surfers playing in the corner.

 

[NoLoveDeepWeb]

*proceeds to state the opinion that 99% of the kiwi farms has*
kiwi farms equivalent of the reddit classic "feel free to downvote but *very popular opinion*" aside

honestly can't really argue with this lmfao, usually i just feel autistic for wanting to rant about this kind of shit even if i do think it's stuff that almost everyone here would agree with me on, so i instinctively throw in a "hey I might be retarded" clause at the beginning

 

[five of em]

It’s so unbelievably trash it’s unreal. Genuine fucking slop, the other videos were a thousand times better. No credit at all in the video or the description, COUNTLESS errors, having some weird trolls remorse thing in the video where he’s insisting on franks redemption, truly just irredeemable slop. If you’re reading this Thomas Larry Hanson kill yourself

we need you niggas to start niggermarking your photos atp

 

[dcss]

From now on any screenshot from me is going to have a big fat NIGGER on it

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Turkey Tom is Frank's bitch. Imagine being so pathetic that Francis Joseph Benditt IV won't even talk to you for money. He spergs at us for free, baby.

 

[Creative Username]

The vast majority of normies will see one "nigger" and immediately dismiss anything said after that.

Taking away all the edgy content in-between and condensing 100s of pages makes it more palatable for the slop consumers who can't watch a video longer than 60 seconds without subway surfers playing in the corner.

i think the "nigger"s aren't as much of a problem as:

1. normie wants their "background noise" (they love always having some stupid shit playing in the background 24/7 for some fucking reason)
   1. known fact: you can't hear a 300 page kf thread
   2. other fact: you CAN hear turkey tom's boring ass voice
2. normie looks on mainstream video platform where there are 6 million marketing jews who don't want you to say "nigger" since it will make their brand look bad or something (it's fine when melanated men do it in their raps though)
3. first result: tom

 

[dcss]

known fact: you can't hear a 300 page kf thread

Once the FC wiki is fleshed out fully we need to hire someone on Craigslist to fully read out this entire thread

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Once the FC wiki is fleshed out fully we need to hire someone on Craigslist to fully read out this entire thread

hire an indian off fiverr, make sure his accent is very noticeable.

 

[twinArmageddons]

Once the FC wiki is fleshed out fully we need to hire someone on Craigslist to fully read out this entire thread

a better version of rogue internet man hopefully

 

[Creative Username]

Once the FC wiki is fleshed out fully we need to hire someone on Craigslist to fully read out this entire thread

of course you'll want to read out a bunch of other threads too and build up a brand and subscriber base on the shitty nigger platforms over time and eventually stop caring about quality so much because nobody even really listens to that shit anyway since it's in the background while the listener does they taxes or whatever it is that normies do all the time

eventually you end up becoming turkey tom 2 and everybody on kiwi farms shits on you every time you're mentioned

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Genuine slop didn’t even credit me lol

It’s so unbelievably trash it’s unreal. Genuine fucking slop, the other videos were a thousand times better. No credit at all in the video or the description, COUNTLESS errors, having some weird trolls remorse thing in the video where he’s insisting on franks redemption, truly just irredeemable slop. If you’re reading this Thomas Larry Hanson kill yourself

How about a compromise: we give Turkey Tom credit for causing this loser's suicide.

 

[BigPeanut]

im willing to get some hats for this

*Gives the coldest take ever that literally everyone here agrees with. *

Faggot.

 

[Harm]

It’s so unbelievably trash it’s unreal. Genuine fucking slop, the other videos were a thousand times better. No credit at all in the video or the description, COUNTLESS errors, having some weird trolls remorse thing in the video where he’s insisting on franks redemption, truly just irredeemable slop. If you’re reading this Thomas Larry Hanson kill yourself

Not sure why people still get surprised about this.

He pays someone to read Kiwi Farms and take notes.
Then he pays someone else to put those notes into a loosely chronological script.
He reads the script and inserts his dumbfuck opinions (usually his "I don't wanna go too hard on this lolcow because maybe they'll have a redemption arc one day and then I could enrich myself by pretending to be their friend!" schtick).
Finally, a handful of "editors" (aka people who overuse After Effects plug-ins they bought for $50) put it all over stolen clips.

It was creepy hearing him basically paraphrasing my posts in his Mrgirl video and still somehow get facts wrong. The only people who still tolerate him on here either haven't caught on yet to his slop factory, or they still swoon over him because he paid the most basic bitch lip service to the Farms half a decade ago and "any allies the forum gets is a good thing!" Lmfao. He's serving up a replacement to the forums, but somehow that's a good thing for us? Retards.

 

[SpellforceFan]

as expected he didn't credit anybody actually responsible for leaking all the critical info on francis, what a fucking loser

Hindsight is 20/20, but that's yet another reason to niggermark ALL screenshots and videos. If they don't want to give credit where it's due, then at least they should put some work to sanitize crucial footage.

 

[Creative Username]

Hindsight is 20/20, but that's yet another reason to niggermark ALL screenshots and videos. If they don't want to give credit where it's due, then at least they should put some work to sanitize crucial footage.

he can also pay his script guy to click the archive links and take fresh screenshots

 

[Jobama]

I wouldn’t even rape Turkey Tom.

 

[SpellforceFan]

he can also pay his script guy to click the archive links and take fresh screenshots

Archival services can't archive stuff that requires signing in to view it. That info should get niggermarked. You can't win them all, so just win something.

 

[Star Classic]

Turkey toms fallenchungus video just dropped

>unironic "but guys maybe he'll le change for the better!"

Didn't read the thread award. He will never change outside of a miracle.

P.S. thread has been turned into regurgitated slop for the masses thanks Tom

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Once the FC wiki is fleshed out fully we need to hire someone on Craigslist to fully read out this entire thread

I gave it a whirl for fun and just reading the OP took over 10 minutes.

 

[McSneaks]

I would have titled it "Prolific Serial-baiting Pedophile who rapes mentally ill teenagers (N-Word Edition!)" but I guess "artist insanity" is good enough....