Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

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NoLoveDeepWeb said:
im willing to get some hats for this but turkey tom annoys me to no fucking end, shameless zoomer retard grifter appealing to the lowest common denominator of youtube-palatable "edginess" while putting in no effort for researching/proofreading the facts, not to mention the constant contrarianism to stir up drama and get more clicks for himself. it's a pathetic display of how easy it is to become a e-celeb raking in these retards money while providing nothing of substance. I think i'm especially annoyed because stories like francis or plenty of the other people he covers are worthy of a fact-checked video documentation of their retardation (that credits where the information came from properly) to get people more informed of their degeneracy, but when you're a lazy faggot like Tom it just muddies the water to no end
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im willing to get some hats for this
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*proceeds to state the opinion that 99% of the kiwi farms has*
kiwi farms equivalent of the reddit classic "feel free to downvote but *very popular opinion*" aside, the only reason turkey tom gets away with what he does is because nobody is making well-researched videos that fit into turkey tom's niche better than his own videos do, and if they are, the videos lack other important qualities and the zoomies end up watching the turkslop instead
also the only reason people even watch these videos is because they're the most convenient way to know about kiwi farms lolcows, and even finding this thread and reading the op is a bit too autistic for a normie, not to mention skimming the other 282 pages to find out whatever the op doesn't have
 
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Creative Username said:
even finding this thread and reading the op is a bit too autistic for a normie,
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The vast majority of normies will see one "nigger" and immediately dismiss anything said after that.

Taking away all the edgy content in-between and condensing 100s of pages makes it more palatable for the slop consumers who can't watch a video longer than 60 seconds without subway surfers playing in the corner.
 
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Creative Username said:
*proceeds to state the opinion that 99% of the kiwi farms has*
kiwi farms equivalent of the reddit classic "feel free to downvote but *very popular opinion*" aside
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honestly can't really argue with this lmfao, usually i just feel autistic for wanting to rant about this kind of shit even if i do think it's stuff that almost everyone here would agree with me on, so i instinctively throw in a "hey I might be retarded" clause at the beginning
 
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dcss said:
It’s so unbelievably trash it’s unreal. Genuine fucking slop, the other videos were a thousand times better. No credit at all in the video or the description, COUNTLESS errors, having some weird trolls remorse thing in the video where he’s insisting on franks redemption, truly just irredeemable slop. If you’re reading this Thomas Larry Hanson kill yourself
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we need you niggas to start niggermarking your photos atp
 
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Oongok said:
The vast majority of normies will see one "nigger" and immediately dismiss anything said after that.

Taking away all the edgy content in-between and condensing 100s of pages makes it more palatable for the slop consumers who can't watch a video longer than 60 seconds without subway surfers playing in the corner.
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i think the "nigger"s aren't as much of a problem as:
  1. normie wants their "background noise" (they love always having some stupid shit playing in the background 24/7 for some fucking reason)
    1. known fact: you can't hear a 300 page kf thread
    2. other fact: you CAN hear turkey tom's boring ass voice
  2. normie looks on mainstream video platform where there are 6 million marketing jews who don't want you to say "nigger" since it will make their brand look bad or something (it's fine when melanated men do it in their raps though)
  3. first result: tom
 
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dcss said:
Once the FC wiki is fleshed out fully we need to hire someone on Craigslist to fully read out this entire thread
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of course you'll want to read out a bunch of other threads too and build up a brand and subscriber base on the shitty nigger platforms over time and eventually stop caring about quality so much because nobody even really listens to that shit anyway since it's in the background while the listener does they taxes or whatever it is that normies do all the time

eventually you end up becoming turkey tom 2 and everybody on kiwi farms shits on you every time you're mentioned
 
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dcss said:
Genuine slop didn’t even credit me lol

It’s so unbelievably trash it’s unreal. Genuine fucking slop, the other videos were a thousand times better. No credit at all in the video or the description, COUNTLESS errors, having some weird trolls remorse thing in the video where he’s insisting on franks redemption, truly just irredeemable slop. If you’re reading this Thomas Larry Hanson kill yourself
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How about a compromise: we give Turkey Tom credit for causing this loser's suicide.
 
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dcss said:
It’s so unbelievably trash it’s unreal. Genuine fucking slop, the other videos were a thousand times better. No credit at all in the video or the description, COUNTLESS errors, having some weird trolls remorse thing in the video where he’s insisting on franks redemption, truly just irredeemable slop. If you’re reading this Thomas Larry Hanson kill yourself
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Not sure why people still get surprised about this.

He pays someone to read Kiwi Farms and take notes.
Then he pays someone else to put those notes into a loosely chronological script.
He reads the script and inserts his dumbfuck opinions (usually his "I don't wanna go too hard on this lolcow because maybe they'll have a redemption arc one day and then I could enrich myself by pretending to be their friend!" schtick).
Finally, a handful of "editors" (aka people who overuse After Effects plug-ins they bought for $50) put it all over stolen clips.

It was creepy hearing him basically paraphrasing my posts in his Mrgirl video and still somehow get facts wrong. The only people who still tolerate him on here either haven't caught on yet to his slop factory, or they still swoon over him because he paid the most basic bitch lip service to the Farms half a decade ago and "any allies the forum gets is a good thing!" Lmfao. He's serving up a replacement to the forums, but somehow that's a good thing for us? Retards.
 
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aardvark188 said:
as expected he didn't credit anybody actually responsible for leaking all the critical info on francis, what a fucking loser
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Hindsight is 20/20, but that's yet another reason to niggermark ALL screenshots and videos. If they don't want to give credit where it's due, then at least they should put some work to sanitize crucial footage.
 
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SpellforceFan said:
Hindsight is 20/20, but that's yet another reason to niggermark ALL screenshots and videos. If they don't want to give credit where it's due, then at least they should put some work to sanitize crucial footage.
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he can also pay his script guy to click the archive links and take fresh screenshots
 
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