Free pug - Seriously

[Mr. Bobby Brown]

Hope the doggy finds a good forever home.
Good luck man!

 

[Wash away the rain]

Pugs despite being a little retarded are pretty sweet dogs hope you can find a home the little bugger.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Bro just keep the doggo. sounds like you like him already.

I would love to man but I have two dogs already that have health problems and I'm about to move across the country so it's a no go. It breaks my heart but that's why I'm desperate enough to reach out to you retards to find this good boy a home before he eats a tire.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Shit. I'm in Illinois and would consider taking him in but my husky would probably eat him. He isn't fond of small breeds, thanks to my former drunken neighbor and his rotten little rat dogs. My mastiff is a big ole softie for lil doggos, but the husky makes it a nogo.

 

[hunter2]

Don't forget to vet kiwifarms users. Most here are pro animal safety but there are pedos here, I don't think it's a stretch to assume there are some zoosadists here.

Speaking as an Australian, if you won't do an 8 hour round trip to pick up a dog you're a pussy.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Send him to Count Dankula, I hear he's great at training pugs.

 

[ForTheHoard]

My wife and I are especially qualified for this but we're in the pacific northwest. I can get you the info for the national pug rescue she's done work with tomorrow. They have a pretty significant screening process for homes they send animals to so you don't have to worry about sending it to a random, especially if the pug isn't neutered. The rescue will neuter him, but pug puppies can be hyper expensive in some areas and you will attract people that want to breed it (don't.)

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I'm to far away in another country i'd take the little smoosh face in a heartbeat, he'd do well with my smol boi. Burd is good kind of kiwi.

 

[Super Shiro]

Everybody talks about the Kiwi Farms tranny kill count, but nobody talks about the Kiwi Farms saved puppy count!

 

[Burd Turglar]

Send him to Count Dankula, I hear he's great at training pugs.

I have a feeling that the postal service would frown on me mailing a live pug to scootland.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Y

I have a feeling that the postal service would frown on me mailing a live pug to scootland.

you used to be able to mail children

 

[ForTheHoard]

I don't know where the dog is going to end up right now but I talked to Burd and can guarantee it has a pathway to a loving home.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Y

you used to be able to mail children
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Yeah, and then we let dingy broads get to vote.


Edit* I have a pile of DM's to go through but it's been a helluva Monday so I will get to them tomorrow.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Just a slight update for now (sorry for the double post).

Thank you to everyone who has reached out thus far. I'm carefully walking the tight rope of vetting some of the best candidates here while also sorting out a small handful of IRL people I know and just generally monitoring the situation. He hasn't escaped in three whole days so that's incredible! Anyhow, I've been dealing with this shit for like 7 years with dog after dog so I know it wont last the week.

Seriously, thank you to every single person who has reached out this far, each and every one of you cock suckers has given me a much needed white pill. To those of you that know, keep in touch so we can work on this. Sorry I'm not the most super active and responsive person.

Much love and all that gay shit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'd take him, but I don't think my giant breed dog would know to not play too rough with a dog like a pug. She's dog friendly, but doesn't understand she's a big girl. Not sure how the pug would feel about having a hyperactive 100+ pound sister.

Good luck finding that little meatball a home.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'd take him, but I don't think my giant breed dog would know to not play too rough with a dog like a pug. She's dog friendly, but doesn't understand she's a big girl. Not sure how the pug would feel about having a hyperactive 100+ pound sister.

Good luck finding that little meatball a home.

TBF he's a hyperactive lil ball of piss and vinegar and lives with a pretty aggressive one dog to a house dog right now that has attacked several people and animals during their tenure as my neighbor. I feel your concern though, a hundo playing with a dime bag can get real iffy lol.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Sorry for bumping the thread but I just wanted to update. It's down to 3 solid candidates. I said it before and I'll say it again, thanks so much for the outpouring of support and intrigue. For an evil nazi, tranny murdering website, it sure is weird how many good people seem to be here.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Final update. The smoosh face has found a home thanks to this awful troon murder site. This incredible news cancels out at least 2 from the kill count. Thanks again to everyone who reached out.

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

This incredible news cancels out at least 2 from the kill count.

We have to start over?

Thanks for doing right by the good boy, both you and whatever Kiwi the little bugger ended up with.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Good job, bro. I hope someone teaches the little guy to give the Roman salute. Just because it's entertaining.