Orbiter Friends of ADF - The Lolcalf Files

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Dammasch State Hospital was a mental hospital, asylum, and educational center located in Wilsonville, Oregon, United States. Named for Dr. Ferdinand H. Dammasch, the hospital opened in 1961 and closed in 1995. After its closure, the former site was embroiled in local controversy as it was a proposed location for a women's prison,[1] which angered local residents as the site is less than a mile from residential neighborhoods. The Dammasch building was demolished, and the Villebois housing development occupies its former site.[2]
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Helvetica Scenario said:
What I want to know is why so many of these trans activists pick such shit-awful 'female' names. Every other lunatic ADF surrounds himself with seems to have gone straight to a pretentious fifteen-year-old Goth's creative writing notebook and picked a name at random.
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Honestly I reckon its just them overcompensating because I wouldn't be surprised if they those types thought that along with feeling the need to endlessly brag about how much they hate men that picking some retarded over the top femmey name will help make them more of a women.
 
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Helvetica Scenario said:
What I want to know is why so many of these trans activists pick such shit-awful 'female' names. Every other lunatic ADF surrounds himself with seems to have gone straight to a pretentious fifteen-year-old Goth's creative writing notebook and picked a name at random.
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Maybe they all used the random RPG name generator - special snowflake edition...that or pins in the dictionary
 
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There was an old, old lolcow tranny who ran these awful webcomics... one was about a blob that came to life when a unicorn pissed on it, and the other was about a sex doll turned into a super hero. Anyway, I seem to recall her wanting her name to be like Alizicornia, but someone managed to talk her down to just Jennifer. This was in the days before hardcore transtenders though. She just didn't have the sense to not want to name herself after her D&D character
 
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There was an old, old lolcow tranny who ran these awful webcomics... one was about a blob that came to life when a unicorn pissed on it, and the other was about a sex doll turned into a super hero. Anyway, I seem to recall her wanting her name to be like Alizicornia, but someone managed to talk her down to just Jennifer. This was in the days before hardcore transtenders though. She just didn't have the sense to not want to name herself after her D&D character
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Jennifer Dianne Reitz, or JDR. There's lots of info about that one on the Bad Webcomics Wiki and ED.
 
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Miah Dalek Akston
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Transgender Libertarian Podcaster
& Cop Hating Activist
Indianapolis, Indiana
Estimated to be in late twenties to early thirties
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Miah Akston, aka Jeremiah (Unknown), is an interesting case because she has a large enough internet presence she could have her own thread, but her material is so laser-focused on hating America that there isn't much to be seen that's different. As such, she is currently considered as just another bizarre asspatter who flits about Phil encouraging his antisocial behavior.

Earlier in life, Miah was enlisted in the USAF [archive] to defend our great country and it's freedoms. When she returned to civilian life, it was as a bitter woman who hates America [archive], the police [archive], and most of all Flaggots [archive]. Her current or previous employments after her enlistment are a mystery as is any formal education but it appears as if she is construction labor.

Her libertarian ideals can be summed up quickly: everyone should smoke weed [archive] and record the police [archive] by following them around harassing them. In her view, everyone should pull themselves up by their libertarian bootstraps to take this country back - so long as they are the right kind of libertarian [archive]. Most of her time seems to be spent sperging about vaporizers [archive] and drawing pissy messages in sidewalk chalk [archive]. She has, in the past, been known to suck up to Lorelai Bailey (yes, that Lorelai) having her on her podcast [archive] and calling the sexual predator her "fucking hero" [archive].

Her latest obsession has been with "Cannabis Church", a failure of a scam in Indiana designed to steal the money of stoners and low intelligence libertarians. They have designated themselves "cannaterians", a religious movement based around weed to try and use the laws they hate to skirt the current illegality of the narcotic. As a seemingly For Profit church which requires, at a minimum, a $50 a year membership fee, they are not considered a legal religious movement and are regularly busted up by the police. To date, Cannabis Church has raised over $14,000 from suckers like Miah.

Her belligerent attitude has resulted in multiple bans from Facebook [archive] for hate speech [archive] and violent behavior, with at least 2000 people deciding the bans were reasonable [archive]. Miah also a history of being an internet tough guy and inciting the wrath of equally insane veterans who aren't too keen on her obsession with flag burning and laughing about people deserving to die in 9/11. Her reaction was to yell "COME FITE ME BRO" [archive], then to act increasingly braggadocios and upset [archive] that no one actually came to have a fist fight with her. This is not uncommon; as far back as 2013 she was bragging in news article comments about how she "tried to murder a rapist" [archive] and that tax collectors would probably be easy to murder too. Despite her actions causing problems with her significant other at work [archive] she continues to this day to spout hate speech, oblivious of how this will effect her and her families lives.
 
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Miah Dalek Akston
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Transgender Libertarian Podcaster
& Cop Hating Activist
Indianapolis, Indiana
Estimated to be in late twenties to early thirties
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Miah Akston, aka Jeremiah (Unknown), is an interesting case because she has a large enough internet presence she could have her own thread, but her material is so laser-focused on hating America that there isn't much to be seen that's different. As such, she is currently considered as just another bizarre asspatter who flits about Phil encouraging his antisocial behavior.

Earlier in life, Miah was enlisted in the USAF [archive] to defend our great country and it's freedoms. When she returned to civilian life, it was as a bitter woman who hates America [archive], the police [archive], and most of all Flaggots [archive]. Her current or previous employments after her enlistment are a mystery as is any formal education but it appears as if she is construction labor.

Her libertarian ideals can be summed up quickly: everyone should smoke weed [archive] and record the police [archive] by following them around harassing them. In her view, everyone should pull themselves up by their libertarian bootstraps to take this country back - so long as they are the right kind of libertarian [archive]. Most of her time seems to be spent sperging about vaporizers [archive] and drawing pissy messages in sidewalk chalk [archive]. She has, in the past, been known to suck up to Lorelai Bailey (yes, that Lorelai) having her on her podcast [archive] and calling the sexual predator her "fucking hero" [archive].

Her latest obsession has been with "Cannabis Church", a failure of a scam in Indiana designed to steal the money of stoners and low intelligence libertarians. They have designated themselves "cannaterians", a religious movement based around weed to try and use the laws they hate to skirt the current illegality of the narcotic. As a seemingly For Profit church which requires, at a minimum, a $50 a year membership fee, they are not considered a legal religious movement and are regularly busted up by the police. To date, Cannabis Church has raised over $14,000 from suckers like Miah.

Her belligerent attitude has resulted in multiple bans from Facebook [archive] for hate speech [archive] and violent behavior, with at least 2000 people deciding the bans were reasonable [archive]. Miah also a history of being an internet tough guy and inciting the wrath of equally insane veterans who aren't too keen on her obsession with flag burning and laughing about people deserving to die in 9/11. Her reaction was to yell "COME FITE ME BRO" [archive], then to act increasingly braggadocios and upset [archive] that no one actually came to have a fist fight with her. This is not uncommon; as far back as 2013 she was bragging in news article comments about how she "tried to murder a rapist" [archive] and that tax collectors would probably be easy to murder too. Despite her actions causing problems with her significant other at work [archive] she continues to this day to spout hate speech, oblivious of how this will effect her and her families lives.
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Boys, I think we got a winner here. Fuel up the street racing Prius, grab your Desert Eagles, M4s, weed, and dewritos, and make a thread, cause this freedom hating tranny faggot's going down! :jaceknife:
 
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Daniel Hong
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Hong Dhong
Christian Justice Warrior
Portland, Oregon
Twenty Years of Age
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@CatParty swung by my desk this morning and dropped a new file in my in-tray. Daniel Hong is a Jesus loving champion for social justice who regularly encourages Phil in his hateful endeavors. He appears to be educated and very well liked, and has a consistent work history [archive]. Daniel has a years-long public presence on Facebook, though the majority of it is simple and wholesome - his love of Charlie Brown (1), the job hunt [archive], helping friends find Jesus [archive]. All in all, he's a lovable nerd who wants to dress up as Zoidberg (2) and has acted in background roles of movies [archive].

Though he dipped his toes into the political activism [archive] and social justice [archive] while in high school, Daniel appears to have joined the occupy movement [archive] in July 2013. By November, he had fully entered into the world of activism [archive]. By mid-2014, Daniel's shared articles began to exhibit telltale [archive] signs [archive] of slacktivist influences. He has shilled for John Langley, the ex-owner of The Red and Black communist cafe [archive] frequented by Phil and Rani Bakr. He is even friends with Friends of ADF inaugural member [archive] Charles Johnson.

But the last straw for Daniel's sanity came with Ferguson. Reeling from the injustice Daniel began posting about Korean Guilt after the 90's race riots [archive]. Daniel's first virtual interaction with Phil seems to have occurred in March 2015 when Saint John Langley tried to sucker him into taking Phil as a roommate [archive]. By June, Daniel had shifted from just sharing articles to offering insightful commentary. These will continue to grow, but as of this writing he has covered such topics as The Briefcase making a game of poverty [archive], how Jerry Springer and Maury are problematic [archive], and how no one cares that Portland is a White City [archive] that wants to kick out all the blacks.

No one can claim Daniel is not actively working to make a change in the world regardless of it's futility. But most bizarre of all his interactions is one I cannot tell is a troll or not. This is Paul Huebel, a dude who looks like a nerdy Hells Angel. For whatever reason, Daniel fully believes his story of being hunted by his family who want to murder him on the orders of the Promise Keeper, a group of Christian hitmen who gave him AIDS [archive]. This is starting to spiral out of the scope of "friends of Phil", but depending on what can be found on Paul we might have a new friend on our hands.

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Randall Fragg said:
Don't know where to stick this, but it looks like John Langley is currently living in a trailer.
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Tyce would approve of his Analchest wagon
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My guess is perhaps a popup camper. A trailer is too big to relocate constantly so I think a popup is a more likely reality.
 
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