friendship goals - 9-3-2018

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I dunno, we can call Becky childish and such, but I would like to point out some things in her favor:

- we constantly give Amber shit for doing nothing but eating and sleeping, and buying supplies for hobbies she never actually does. Despite the quality I think each of these crafts took time, proving that at least Becky does something else. Oh and actually uses what she purchased instead of hoarding it.

- we also give Amber shit for buying cheap and stupid presents in bulk they will never use. Becky has given them a customized present that pertains to their interests and isn’t somrthing they’re going to throw away in a week.

I personally find it a bit endearing, as many others seems to given the like and dislike ratio not being terrible. I hope it makes Amber very jealous.
 
Erica said:
we constantly give Amber shit for doing nothing but eating and sleeping, and buying supplies for hobbies she never actually does. Despite the quality I think each of these crafts took time, proving that at least Becky does something else. Oh and actually uses what she purchased instead of hoarding it.

- we also give Amber shit for buying cheap and stupid presents in bulk they will never use. Becky has given them a customized present that pertains to their interests and isn’t somrthing they’re going to throw away in a week.
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Yes, we do call her childish, because Becky is twenty-seven years old and she quit her job to colour in with art supplies she doesn't even buy with her own money. This is behaviour that people with diagnosed intellectual handicaps and Downs syndrome have grown out of by her age. This is behaviour you would consider worryingly immature for a 12-year-old. The only thing about this entire affair that isn't illogical to the point of surrealism is that she's presenting her awful crayola objets to someone even dumber and less useful than she is. Those shitty pictures are in fact the only thing Becky could present "from herself" - but it's because she willingly sacrificed her independence, both financial and emotional, at the Cheesecake Factory altar.

ETA: I hope in fact that this does not inspire envy in Amber since she treats Becky badly enough as it is. It probably will though.
 
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Erica said:
I dunno, we can call Becky childish and such, but I would like to point out some things in her favor:

- we constantly give Amber shit for doing nothing but eating and sleeping, and buying supplies for hobbies she never actually does. Despite the quality I think each of these crafts took time, proving that at least Becky does something else. Oh and actually uses what she purchased instead of hoarding it.

- we also give Amber shit for buying cheap and stupid presents in bulk they will never use. Becky has given them a customized present that pertains to their interests and isn’t somrthing they’re going to throw away in a week.

I personally find it a bit endearing, as many others seems to given the like and dislike ratio not being terrible. I hope it makes Amber very jealous.
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It's all Becky could give from herself. She has no money of her own. She had nothing else to give but something homemade. Like a little kid drawing a card for their Mom for Mother's Day.
 
Strine said:
Yes, we do call her childish, because Becky is twenty-seven years old and she quit her job to colour in with art supplies she doesn't even buy with her own money. This is behaviour that people with diagnosed intellectual handicaps and Downs syndrome have grown out of by her age. This is behaviour you would consider worryingly immature for a 12-year-old. The only thing about this entire affair that isn't illogical to the point of surrealism is that she's presenting her awful crayola objets to someone even dumber and less useful than she is. Those shitty pictures are in fact the only thing Becky could present "from herself" - but it's because she willingly sacrificed her independence, both financial and emotional, at the Cheesecake Factory altar.

ETA: I hope in fact that this does not inspire envy in Amber since she treats Becky badly enough as it is. It probably will though.
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I think Becky could offer to drive Amber to Walmart to allow her to purchase a gift if she chose. Amber will take any excuse to go.
 
Albert; Am going to post my weigh-in every Monday

Following Monday; Thumbelina shows what she made at nursery today.

Tuesday, Albert; THIS ISN'T A WEIGHT LOSS* CHANNEL, THIS IS MAH LAHF AND I'M NOT SHARING ANY MORE OF MY JOURNEY WITH YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE

lather, rinse, er....bloosh with a metric fuckton of cheap perfume and powder, repeat. Endlessly.

*noooooo. Well fuck me sideways, whodathunk?

Ps. Feelz as fuck, but I'd not put it past Amber, who "hasn't been on KF in ages" (yeah right) to deliberately come on here to "see what they're saying, come on Becky, it'll be fun, they love you!" We KNOW you, gorl. And for that reason, my take is Becky did what she could with what she had. Which is more than Big AL has ever done - she just wraps up that week's shopping cart and expects copious applause for giving endless random, useless shit. The gorl that gave Destiny poop bags to clear up after her own fucking dog.
 
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It's all Becky could give from herself. She has no money of her own. She had nothing else to give but something homemade. Like a little kid drawing a card for their Mom for Mother's Day.
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Notice for the lamp she said they drove 2 hours- is there a gamestop at the mall with the cheesecake factory? So that was the pay off for getting that. But the other gifts I also thought were nice and not the cheap quantity over quality gifts Amber would get (like the gift basket she gave Becky's sister with a bunch of $5 CDs and DVDs and cheap makeup).

I got the feeling Becky wants to still be friends with Rafe but isn't because Amber doesn't like it... and maybe Rafe gets that AL is a bitch so still talks to Becky when she calls. Maybe that time their car broke down Rafe helped for Becky's sake but had to take AL along. If Becky and AL ever break up I bet Becks and Rafe would be best friends again...maybe even in another threesome.
 
Say what you will, childish or not, it shows bonafide effort that Becky took the time to handmake some presents instead of buying whatever bulk crap Al would grab at Walmart and cram in a basket or a toolbox. It's endearing, showing she's miles above Amber when it comes to understanding friendship and making memories or longlasting connection. The drawing isn't that bad and I think in a way it's kinda sweet that she clearly spent some time on it when Al couldn't be assed to even conjure up such an idea let alone actually expend the labor doing it. If a friend of mine drew something they knew I loved, good or bad artwork, a homemade card or whatever, I'd welcome it because it's thoughtful. The comments are all over Becky Al must be fuckin raging. I guarantee she's gonna hand make something for Becky in the future or someone because she's seething with jealousy and she's such a good person who thinks of everyone else before herself
 
Sure Thing Idiot said:
it shows bonafide effort that Becky took the time to handmake some presents
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What is with the Becky asspats? She took time out of indirectly murdering someone to draw cartoon horseshit when she's been old enough to earn money and buy nice gifts for more than a decade. This is not laudable behaviour. She has poorly circulated beetus blood on her hands, lest ye forget.

Anyway, everyone keeps saying Amber is going to compete with or punish Becky, but she's successfully exploited her for money. I think the income gained will offset her resentment.

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This is a bit tinfoil, but to be fair to Becky their friendship has been around a long, long time and for most of it they had barely any money. At best, just before Tsar Amba exploded into the Kentucky Gay Palace and bought her fat YT cheques to fuck up the dynamic even more than just her fat self, they were both working unskilled, low level jobs and paying out all the usual bills.

So they could have developed any number of quirky, individual specifics around presents - they must be made, or not cost more than $x, or follow a specific pattern....I'm not 'splaining very well, but don't many people have at least one friend where they each buy/make the most odd, nutso things as seen from outside because they know the history? Becky wouldn't think to explain because it just is, and Amber has no idea what friendship is.

Think about all the presents you've bought for your closest friend, especially if you went through a no-money period with them - there's likely at least one thing that nobody "outside" understands. But I bet Becky's stick-it-on-the-fridge drawing is more meaningful than the stupid mass-produced Pikachu (or whatever it was) Amber got him a couple of weeks back from Walmart. And at least by making it, there's no way Amber can muscle in and demand the thanks - if Becky had bought anything, we all know what Amber means when she says "WE got you...." Maybe I'm soft, but its the first independent thing we've seen from Becky in forever, she didn't just roll over and go for an OTT pile of crap from "us."

Ps. @Strine Posts crossed. Very true....but it's only Big Al's blood, so... ;-)
 
Strine said:
What is with the Becky asspats? She took time out of indirectly murdering someone to draw cartoon horseshit when she's been old enough to earn money and buy nice gifts for more than a decade. This is not laudable behaviour. She has poorly circulated beetus blood on her hands, lest ye forget.
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I think you're forgetting the child wonderland all these adults live in so any type of constructive logic you bring to the table means nothing here. Becky sucks but at least she has the wherewithal to put a grain of effort into some facet of her life, that being the gifts she gives to her friend for their birthday. That's all. Its just an observation
 
Sure Thing Idiot said:
I think you're forgetting the child wonderland all these adults live in so any type of constructive logic you bring to the table means nothing here. Becky sucks but at least she has the wherewithal to put a grain of effort into some facet of her life, that being the gifts she gives to her friend for their birthday. That's all. Its just an observation
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At any rate, the remarkability of this event puts in perspective how much of a nonperson she has become living under Amber's jaundiced thumb.
 
Strine said:
What is with the Becky asspats? She took time out of indirectly murdering someone to draw cartoon horseshit when she's been old enough to earn money and buy nice gifts for more than a decade. This is not laudable behaviour. She has poorly circulated beetus blood on her hands, lest ye forget.

Anyway, everyone keeps saying Amber is going to compete with or punish Becky, but she's successfully exploited her for money. I think the income gained will offset her resentment.

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Someone doing one good thing does not absolve them of everything else, chill out.

If Amber lost weight that would be incredibly good. This hypothetical situation would not absolve her of being a giant bitch.
 
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I'd like to be the roach in the kitchen cupboard when Amber goes ham over Becky getting nice comments and likes. Don't get me wrong, I think those drawings are autistic but Eric probably likes them and appreciates the gesture as well as the effort put into them. It's not like she bought chocolate and candy to a diabetic...
I don't give a fuck about Becky but I hope the sudden kindness in the comments would give her confidence some boost. I just want the breakup to happen soon :optimistic:
 
We may still get a weigh-in this week. She'd previously said she'd film on Monday and upload Tuesday or Wednesday. Last week's weigh-in was uploaded on Tuesday.
 
Endearing is a word you use with children, re.tards, and old ladies. Lots of people craft: make cards, jewelry, that kind of thing. People don’t call them endearing-because the crafts are good. And by the time you are 27, you either know you aren’t talented and it’s not worthy of giving, or you work on your craft if you love it until it is. Until then, you come up with another thoughtful gift that you didn’t make.

I’ve maybe watched three of Eric’s videos and I know he’s into rainbow flag shit, even has some flag shoes, so I’d find something creative to buy along those lines. You can be thoughtful and spend money too. She knows him much better. Just steal the money out of Amber’s wallet, tell her it’s for Taco Bell. At that point, it’d only be endearing if she bought him an ugly Christmas sweater. :)

Amber and the clan went out to dinner for Eric’s birthday, which also meant lunch, car snacks and dessert. Plus, Labor Day is barbecue day, and we know Fat Amber had four hotdogs and two burgers, plus potato salad and dessert. So she lost a half a pound on her “diet” and gained four more. We won’t see her weigh in for a while. She’s now pushing 540.
 
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