Fuck Jimmy John's. - 5 minutes away? Yeah, JJ, you're the lazy ass.

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Reminder that Jimmy Johns has a 2-year non-compete clause built into its employment contract that essentially makes it illegal for you to work any line cook, customer service, or custodial job (because they conveniently don't separate jobs) for 2 years after you work there. They then deliberately target college-age students for recruitment and hold their long-term career prospects hostage w/ said non-compete clause.
Also their subs are literal shit, Subways is better; and that's not praise for Subways.

Do you have any sources for that? That sounds completely non-enforceable and would be the subject of the easiest lawsuit ever. Non-compete agreements are for the purpose of protecting industry secrets/trades in a given area. Literally anyone can be a line cook.
 
Do you have any sources for that? That sounds completely non-enforceable and would be the subject of the easiest lawsuit ever. Non-compete agreements are for the purpose of protecting industry secrets/trades in a given area. Literally anyone can be a line cook.

They did have one.







Though it does not look like it anymore as a result of a settlement.
 
It's completely stupid imo. If I live within 5 minutes of the store why wouldn't I just drive myself there? The people who live farther away are the ones who are more likely to want delivery. They say it's to keep the food 'fresh', if your sandwiches are no longer 'fresh' after 5 minutes then your shit is fucked.
 
Wait, is that even legal, or is this an intimation tactic?

In every non-compete clause I've ever heard, the employee still gets paid during the timeline of the clause. The one off the top of my head is WWE's 90-day clause where released talent can't work for other companies, but WWE also pays the employee during those 90 days.

I can't imagine the blow-back JJ would receive in the media if they actually tried to enforce this (if it was legal to begin with).

Edit: Apparently the State of New York already told Jimmy Johns to go fuck itself.

https://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/22/jimmy-johns-drops-non-compete-clauses-following-settlement.html
About time. The non-compete clause was challenged before (I forget where), and the judge at the time ruled that the practice, while unethical, toed the line of being illegal. Which is a pretty good summary of JJ's entire business model: "Technically, what we're doing is a massive dick move, but legal."
Which makes sense to me, given that from the decor alone I got the impression that Jimmy John himself was a huge fucking Randroid (seriously, who decorates the interior of their sub shop with Warren Buffet's 10 Rules for Profit and profit graphs for your own business?)
 
One more reason not to buy from those cunts.

Also, this is their CEO. What an ugly and sketchy looking motherfucker.
While I can't fault the CEO for looking like a squinty John Goodman with a spray-on tan, the sandwiches are not very good at all. The lettuce is finely-shredded wet confetti (which sadly affects Jersey Mike's too, a recent opening in the area), the bread has this weird chemical smell (even more of a problem than Subway), and the bread/meat/cheese/vegetable proportions are all wrong (despite the up-and-down actual quality of the fresh produce at Subway, Jimmy John's is very stingy with vegetables).
 
I remember having a Jimmy John's up in town Freshman year. Their subs really weren't better than anything I could get on campus, and I never went back. Now I'm pretty sure it's a chicken or a burger place.

Also this is the first time I'm hearing about these bullshit contracts too, so doubly fuck them.
 
I used to know a guy who sold cocaine to the CEO's son. Dude also claims that Daddy was a big cokehead himself back in the day and that when the company was starting up they'd use the delivery service to sneak coke into board meetings (granted this is hearsay from what one cokehead told another cokehead and I haven't done any research of my own)
 
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I used to know a guy who sold cocaine to the CEO's son. Dude also claims that Daddy was a big cokehead himself back in the day and that when the company was starting up they'd use the delivery service to sneak coke into board meetings (granted this is hearsay from what one cokehead told another cokehead and I haven't done any research of my own
Just looking at the guy I'd believe it. Dude looks like he does lines so often that when he sneezes it sounds like a clarinet.
 
I tried them once, when I was stuck at home recovering from surgery. I was not impressed. I'd prefer Firehouse, Jersey Mike's, or Charley's Steakery for sandwiches of varying types.
 
Wait, is that even legal, or is this an intimation tactic?

In every non-compete clause I've ever heard, the employee still gets paid during the timeline of the clause. The one off the top of my head is WWE's 90-day clause where released talent can't work for other companies, but WWE also pays the employee during those 90 days.

I can't imagine the blow-back JJ would receive in the media if they actually tried to enforce this (if it was legal to begin with).

Edit: Apparently the State of New York already told Jimmy Johns to go fuck itself.

https://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/22/jimmy-johns-drops-non-compete-clauses-following-settlement.html

It is legal, but mostly to legitimately protect trade secrets, and you don't get paid for the duration. I signed a non-compete and promised not to take a job with one of my old employer's direct competitors for two years. There is one direct competitor in my area, and I didn't apply to any jobs there, but I kind of wonder if admitting to any non-compete while I was looking for work played a role in my having a hell of time finding a decent job after leaving my old one.
 
It is legal, but mostly to legitimately protect trade secrets, and you don't get paid for the duration. I signed a non-compete and promised not to take a job with one of my old employer's direct competitors for two years. There is one direct competitor in my area, and I didn't apply to any jobs there, but I kind of wonder if admitting to any non-compete while I was looking for work played a role in my having a hell of time finding a decent job after leaving my old one.

I honestly wonder who would "trade secrets" from a company who's food is shit. Might just be cokehead paranoia.
 
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I honestly wonder who would "tread secrets" from a company who's food is shit. Might just be cokehead paranoia.
Low-end companies deliberately obfuscate whatever trade secrets they actually have, especially as all ingredients are basically pre-prepared. If you worked in foodservice (like me) you'd be lucky if it even had a manufacturer's name on it (ingredients for Subway never did, except for French's yellow mustard). Other "trade secrets" are fairly open to consumers (like how technically the amount of vegetables you put on a footlong by default--three slices of tomato/pickle/cucumber for each six inch).

Chances are if you make $15 or less (more for higher-minimum wage states), there's really nothing that they tell you that doesn't amount to trivia.
 
Low-end companies deliberately obfuscate whatever trade secrets they actually have, especially as all ingredients are basically pre-prepared. If you worked in foodservice (like me) you'd be lucky if it even had a manufacturer's name on it (ingredients for Subway never did, except for French's yellow mustard). Other "trade secrets" are fairly open to consumers (like how technically the amount of vegetables you put on a footlong by default--three slices of tomato/pickle/cucumber for each six inch).

Chances are if you make $15 or less (more for higher-minimum wage states), there's really nothing that they tell you that doesn't amount to trivia.
It's funny cause Jimmy John's has big-ass containers of Hellman's mayonnaise and Starkist tuna openly visible to the customer. Gee I wonder how they make their tuna ??
 
This commercial has hurt me on a deep level too. I'm morbidly obese. I make big AL look anorexic. I can't walk easily but the only places that deliver to my home are pizza joints and since I live just outside of JJ's 5 minute range I'm barred from eating healthy food. It is impossible for me to eat healthy and try to lose weight because of this policy.
How is this legal?
 
I've eaten JJ subs a few times. They were convenient work lunches since I didn't have a car at that time. I tried ordering one from home and the site said they don't deliver to that location. I went in one time to sit down and eat and the interior decoration was covered in entrepreneur-worship, kind of weird but not really a big deal. Then I found out through a social media campaign that corporate policy would rather have sick workers assembling sandwiches than staying home, so I stopped going. It's one thing if it's a regional manager trying to be a hard ass, but if a food service's overall policy is against their own long term interests then oh well, you can't fix stupid.
 
The sodium levels in their subs is absurd. I think they put all the salt in to cover up the completely tasteless veggies. I've picked frozen veggies off a microwave pizza that have more flavor than JJ's tomatoes and lettuce.
 
I've eaten JJ subs a few times. They were convenient work lunches since I didn't have a car at that time. I tried ordering one from home and the site said they don't deliver to that location. I went in one time to sit down and eat and the interior decoration was covered in entrepreneur-worship, kind of weird but not really a big deal. Then I found out through a social media campaign that corporate policy would rather have sick workers assembling sandwiches than staying home, so I stopped going. It's one thing if it's a regional manager trying to be a hard ass, but if a food service's overall policy is against their own long term interests then oh well, you can't fix stupid.
Like I said, Randroid. Dude really wants to make sure everyone within three city blocks of one of his shitty franchises knows that he's a big-time businessman who brings in the big bucks.
 
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