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The first known written English sentence is from around 450 to 480 AD and reads "This she-wolf is a reward to my kinsman,". Translated into modern English of course since the Celts and Anglo-Saxons used a runic alphabet.
 
That hole in a skillet or pot? It's not there so you can hang it up (though you can use it for that), it's there so you can put a wooden spoon in it after stirring whatever's in the pot so you don't get it on your counter.
 
Michael Jackson wanted to build his own theme park in Poland in the late 90s, near Warsaw. I could have had a tourist attraction based on the King of Pop himself a bus ride away.
 
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The habits and characteristics of Kiwi birds are often so mammal-like that the bird is often referred as an “Honorary Mammal.” Their fethars are like hair, their nostrils are at the end of their beak, and have enormous eggs. Most Kiwis, like many of New Zealand’s animals, are nocturnal. Probably so they don’t have to watch people fuck sheep.
 
The habits and characteristics of Kiwi birds are often so mammal-like that the bird is often referred as an “Honorary Mammal.” Their fethars are like hair, their nostrils are at the end of their beak, and have enormous eggs. Most Kiwis, like many of New Zealand’s animals, are nocturnal. Probably so they don’t have to watch people fuck sheep.
Scotsmen wear kilts not as part of their culture, but because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
 
During World War 1, the British government had to pay women not to cuck their husbands while they were off fighting.
 
There are certain tribes that believe puberty is something that has to be passed down to boys from grown men, so the kids have to give the older members of the tribe oral sex when they come of age to "drink" puberty.
 
Dr. Gay Hitler is an actual person who lived in Ohio between the 19th and 20th century. He is also the son of George Washington Hitler.

In fact, his family even have a road and a pond named after them.

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Also an interesting fact, Adolf Hitler's last should actually be "Hiedler". It is that way due to a possible misspelling.
 
Dr. Gay Hitler is an actual person who lived in Ohio between the 19th and 20th century. He is also the son of George Washington Hitler.

In fact, his family even have a road and a pond named after them.

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Also an interesting fact, Adolf Hitler's last should actually be "Hiedler". It is that way due to a possible misspelling.
(Dr. Gay) Hitler did nothing wrong.
 
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