funny story - R E A D T H E P O S T

Beta Faggot said:
Here at the Farms we love deep and meaningful art.
Do you think that you could recreate it in MSPaint?
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NoFeline said:
Would you be able to create a reproduction?
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A reasonable hand drawn facsimile please.

WhatIsTheName said:
since the art teacher is sensitive about some drawing, she told on me to the social worker at school.
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I majored in Fine Art until my studio professor told me I should be airbrushing VW vans for Grateful Dead fans, during a critique in front of all my peers. A week later I changed my major and threw my entire portfolio in a dumpster.

Moral of my story; it’s better to have a sensitive teacher than an insensitive teacher.
 
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Oh! You're the kid we had that meeting about earlier. It doesn't look good, you've been added to three seperate national watch lists (I can't specify which due to confidentiality laws)

I'd brush up and keep your head down from now on. A formal apology wouldn't hurt either; the board eats those right up and it helps paint you in a more favourable light should you appeal.
 
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J A N D E K said:
A reasonable hand drawn facsimile please.


I majored in Fine Art until my studio professor told me I should be airbrushing VW vans for Grateful Dead fans, during a critique in front of all my peers. A week later I changed my major and threw my entire portfolio in a dumpster.

Moral of my story; it’s better to have a sensitive teacher than an insensitive teacher.
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I would've taken that as a compliment tbh.
 
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lolwut said:
I would've taken that as a compliment tbh.
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The professor was a semi-famous artist that was worshipped in the program. I was the token normalfag surround by what was mostly pretentious artfags. It was a backhanded compliment in all respects, but in that room with those people, it was the equivalent of being artistically halal’d by artcows. LOL. It was more that it showed me I would never fit in and effectively soured my love of the arts.
 
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J A N D E K said:
The professor was a semi-famous artist that was worshipped in the program. I was the token normalfag surround by what was mostly pretentious artfags. It was a backhanded compliment in all respects, but in that room with those people, it was the equivalent of being artistically halal’d by artcows. LOL. It was more that it showed me I would never fit in and effectively soured my love of the arts.
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Ya, but you could be making bank on some sweet-ass vans, or like, heavy metal album covers, since they're functionally the same.
 
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On one forum I heard a story about a furry whose family got investigated because he was caught writing furry rape fiction in class. He said he hadn't written the part where the victim gets rescued yet.
 
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J A N D E K said:
The professor was a semi-famous artist that was worshipped in the program. I was the token normalfag surround by what was mostly pretentious artfags. It was a backhanded compliment in all respects, but in that room with those people, it was the equivalent of being artistically halal’d by artcows. LOL. It was more that it showed me I would never fit in and effectively soured my love of the arts.
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Thank fuck for your knowledge of this patois. You should be interpreting sumerian texts.
 
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