Furry "Personal Army" Thread

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Stryker Coyote said:
https://web.archive.org/web/2019020...E1ihyFNQysbf3rLaSxPnMX0AL1lC3a1t0nHzTyZ4BHUNo

Stupid MSN stupid bots.
Jo says:
Looking for my other half.
Dan Skunk says:
Oh?
Jo says:
hey
Dan Skunk says:
Who's your other half?
Jo says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Dan Skunk says:
Yeah, but extremely gay and only have sex with animals.
Jo says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Dan Skunk says:
My dog and I have been together for 3 years and love each other dearly.
Jo says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go http://www.freecamlink.net/hcf5 tell me what ya think
Dan Skunk says:
It's not fair that we can't be married.
Jo says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Dan Skunk says:
You have some pictures of male dogs?
Jo says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Dan Skunk says:
Do you have a dog?
Jo says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Dan Skunk says:
No, but if you have a dog, I might? I'll let you watch my dog mount me.
Jo says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cmfe and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Dan Skunk says:
I love being knotted.
Jo says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Dan Skunk says:
Yeah but... You're not listentening to me...
Jo says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
Dan Skunk says:
This is why females suck. Especially human females. All they want is money.
Jo says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Dan Skunk says:
*hugs his mate tight and gently strokes his furry cock*
Jo says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Dan Skunk says:
Maybe you could set yourself on fire? I'd like to see that.
Jo says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
Dan Skunk says:
Yeah... I don't think so.
Jo says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cmtc and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Dan Skunk says:
You could never love me like my Albert does.
Jo says:
k you in yet babe??
Dan Skunk says:
Fur or gtfo.
Jo says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cmv9 and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Dan Skunk says:
gtfo then!

*blocks and reports abuse*
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You are definitely just a disgruntled ex of some sorts trying (horribly) to sick a forum on him. Making Dan Skunk of all people look less like a sperg is quite the accomplishment
 
Stryker Coyote said:
You may be white knighting him because he's your ex.
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We're not white knighting him, we're mocking your fail attempt at trying to get us to laugh at him when there's little to laugh at.

But no, we must all be his Ex fuck buddies, this one rando in Toronto while most of this forum is based in the states
 
Stryker Coyote said:
It makes perfect sense. This is a place to make fun of people, so why should you care for this Dan guy if you have no kind of attachment for him?
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Because we need something real to go on.

Narc'ing on petty shit is lame and no one cares about it.
 
Bugaboo said:
We're not white knighting him, we're mocking your fail attempt at trying to get us to laugh at him when there's little to laugh at.

But no, we must all be his Ex fuck buddies, this one rando in Toronto while most of this forum is based in the states
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You are just one of those zoophiles who doesn't find mocking furs that fuck animals funny.
 
I like how you're all like "He wears clothes for several days and wears sandals with no socks!" on your first post. Like that automatically makes a guy a lolcow

On the furry forum we mostly cover literal scum of the earth people, drama queens with constant drama and people who conduct themselves online in remarkably stupid ways. If we laughed at the average furry then every furry in the universe would have a thread here and that's not time efficent or interesting

You've given us nothing and expect us to go off your word alone when you clearly hold a grudge. If you had a logs of this dude admitting he fucks animals or is a pedo that would be different but you don't so you just look like a cretin
 
Remove Goat said:
Because we need something real to go on.

Narc'ing on petty shit is lame and no one cares about it.
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I will provide that in the future when I link you to the news report of Dan going insane and shooting up a furmeet because the majority of the community banned him from the popular events.
 
Stryker Coyote said:
I will provide that in the future when I link you to the news report of Dan going insane and shooting up a furmeet because the majority of the community banned him from the popular events.
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You do that.

Until then you are the ex of someone you are trying to say is the city metro system

And that makes you look good how?
 
Connectingdotsanddogs said:
You do that.

Until then you are the ex of someone you are trying to say is the city metro system

And that makes you look good how?
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Until then I will consider you a humorless twit who could sit and watch through a comedy performance by Wanda Sykes and still not find anything funny.
 
Even if your ex best friend is all these things you claim we really don't give a shit because he has such a small internet presence that we can't get content on him to laugh at
 
Womanhorse said:
Most of the drama around this guy is very localized and isn't even worth the effort of looking into. There are much bigger fish to fry
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I look forward to reading your quality posts and hope I can manage to spout out a small chuckle or a snicker to them. Until then you are just like Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show, uber critiquing just about everything posted here.

Womanhorse said:
Most of the drama around this guy is very localized and isn't even worth the effort of looking into. There are much bigger fish to fry
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You white knights don't know potential comedy gold when it's handed to you on a silver platter because you've got your feet so far up your ass that you have toes for teeth. This board is full of drek posts made by dudes like you, considering that I provided you with the dirt on one of the funniest posts on that pedo creep Chris Whiteman guy that your board has had in a long time.
 
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Stryker Coyote said:
You white knights don't know potential comedy gold when it's handed to you on a silver platter because you've got your feet so far up your ass that you have toes for teeth. This board is full of drek posts made by dudes like you, considering that I provided you with the dirt on one of the funniest posts on that pedo creep Chris Whiteman guy that your board has had in a long time.
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We get it your humor is vastly superior to ours

How abour you pay to host your own site for this one obscure non-lolcow if he is comedy gold
 
Stryker Coyote said:
You white knights don't know potential comedy gold when it's handed to you on a silver platter because you've got your feet so far up your ass that you have toes for teeth. This board is full of drek posts made by dudes like you, considering that I provided you with the dirt on one of the funniest posts on that pedo creep Chris Whiteman guy that your board has had in a long time.
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The only thing you've handed us is yourself. Heres a LJ where you're apperently really upset about Dan canceling on you and seeing someone else (archive). Someone's been mad about breaking up for a long time it seems!
 
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