Furry "Personal Army" Thread

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Stryker Coyote said:
By the numerous times you have been replying to me, searching my name, oogling my pics, I'd say you have some sort of crush on me or at least my fursuit. To be fair, I am quite handsome, so I don't blame you for that, however I doubt you're good looking enough to warrant any attraction by me.
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Did you learn that "haters must be in love with me" move in high school? The reason people aren't posting selfies is cus nobody gives a shit here.

Allowing guests in this topic was a mistake. Instead of exposing curious shitlords they've just started going at other guests. Nobody wins and the thread is getting flooded.
 
Cactus Wings said:
Did you learn that "haters must be in love with me" move in high school? The reason people aren't posting selfies is cus nobody gives a shit here.

Allowing guests in this topic was a mistake. Instead of exposing curious shitlords they've just started going at other guests. Nobody wins and the thread is getting flooded.
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It's more like you're all a bunch of ugly, old, basement dwelling creeps.
 
Munsu said:
Given the way you look, you have no right to make fun of others' appearance.
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Ah baby, you wish you could look as good as I do.
TasDevilO said:
You look like a pedophile.
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What was that old saying about that it takes one to know one?
Lazybird8654 said:
I have a feeling you are on the route to getting a thread.
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Oh please do post a thread about my fursuits and I? The extra attention will only bring me more fans of my fursuiting.
 
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Connectingdotsanddogs said:
In other words you admit you aren't Stryker got it
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I admit nothing except that I'm not Donald Trump. Maybe I'm some dude who wants revenge on Stryker Coyote for ruining a certain relationship of a friend of mine? I was wondering how long it would take some of you morons to get a clue. I've seen that to get attention for a thread you have to pose as the one you want a thread made for and pretend as if you are ranting about someone else they know such as Danskunk for instance. Then all the farmers here will go after the person posting, instead of the person posted about. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart an Asian dude.
 
Stryker Coyote said:
I admit nothing except that I'm not Donald Trump. Maybe I'm some dude who wants revenge on Stryker Coyote for ruining a certain relationship of a friend of mine? I was wondering how long it would take some of you morons to get a clue. I've seen that to get attention for a thread you have to pose as the one you want a thread made for and pretend as if you are ranting about someone else they know such as Danskunk for instance. Then all the farmers here will go after the person posting, instead of the person posted about. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart an Asian dude.
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So you wanted to somewhat ruin the guy and it blew up in your face.
 
Providing Kiwifarms with more plot twists than M. Night Shyamalan.
 
So why not suggest him for a thread instead of wasting everyone's time for several pages? If thats what your main goal was from the start thats still really embarrassing and you're still

Also in order to know that these two knew eachother you'd have to be close or know each of them, considering anything to do with Stryker's been purged from the internet and you'd REALLY have to dig to find any relationship between him and Dan Skunk. That means that eithet
  1. You are him and you realized you fucked up and are covering yourself
  2. You aren't him and you literally have no life so you wasted a forum's time
  3. You're acutally Dan Skunk out for a little revenge and it still blew up in your face
 
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Lazybird8654 said:
So you wanted to somewhat ruin the guy and it blew up in your face.
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Oh I would call this mission accomplished as there was enough negative attention posted. Might as well kill two birds with one stone. Now let me give you people some old Asian proverbial advice "Never mess with a dragon or you will get burned!"

Personally, I like to quote it this way
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
Womanhorse said:
So why not suggest him for a thread instead of wasting everyone's time for several pages? If thats what your main goal was from the start thats still really embarrassing and you're still

Also in order to know that these two knew eachother you'd have to be close or know each of them, considering anything to do with Stryker's been purged from the internet and you'd REALLY have to dig to find any relationship between him and Dank Skunk. That means that eithet
  1. You are him and you realized you fucked up and are covering yourseld
  2. You aren't him and you literally have no life so you wasted a forum's time
  3. You're acutally D
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My reasons are to avenge Cornwall Dragon. He's too kind hearted to do such a thing, even when he got badly burned.
Womanhorse said:
So why not suggest him for a thread instead of wasting everyone's time for several pages? If thats what your main goal was from the start thats still really embarrassing and you're still

Also in order to know that these two knew eachother you'd have to be close or know each of them, considering anything to do with Stryker's been purged from the internet and you'd REALLY have to dig to find any relationship between him and Dank Skunk. That means that eithet
  1. You are him and you realized you fucked up and are covering yourseld
  2. You aren't him and you literally have no life so you wasted a forum's time
  3. You're acutally D
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Also ~laughs~ as if your time is important.
 
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So actually now that makes us want to look for more on Cornwall.

And I think we all know your gay ops doesn't go deep enough for them to actually be the target you always intended.

Or he is. Either way we established we laugh at actual drama. So by all means if they were your target and have milk for us stop being a retard and just outright say what drama they have


"He's too kind hearted to do such a thing"
What thing? Curiosity led to 3 dead cats at the hands of Woof and Cornwall having all his actual drama dragged up when people go looking for this supposed fake drama
 
Connectingdotsanddogs said:
So actually now that makes us want to look for more on Cornwall.

And I think we all know your gay ops doesn't go deep enough for them to actually be the target you always intended.

Or he is. Either way we established we laugh at actual drama. So by all means if they were your target and have tard cum for us stop being an exceptional individual and just outright say what drama they have


"He's too kind hearted to do such a thing"
What thing? Curiosity led to 3 dead cats at the hands of Woof and Cornwall having all his actual drama dragged up when people go looking for this supposed fake drama
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By all means, be my guest? There is nothing bad about Cornwall Dragon to dig up. The guy's a saint.
https://www.facebook.com/CornwallDragon/
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Cornwall

"
Be Our Guest
Angela Lansbury, Jerry Orbach
Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing
They can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
It's a guest
It's a guest
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert
She'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft shoeing
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm
Piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you, our guest
She's our guest
She's our guest
She's our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's ten years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going
Course by course
One by one
'Til you shout, enough, I'm done
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest
Songwriters: Howard Elliott Ashman / Alan Menken
Be Our Guest lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company
"
 
That red plush in the picture he shared of "Stryker" looks an awful lot like the one Cornwall Dragon is carrying in many pictures of him on his facebook. Its hard to tell but the material, spikes and ears on the plushies look fairly similar in both photos. Will post a proper comparison when im off mobile unless someone beats me to it. If you also take a look in the left hand corner of the "Stryker" photo, a badge with a character resembling Cornwall can be seen, but the name seems to be different. Either way the dude in the photo appears to be connected to Cornwall in some manner

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Edit: Jazz Wolf (Strykers fuck suit) and Cornwall Dragon were both created by Noble Wolf. Not sure if relevant to anything but still makes you think.
 
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