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Luis Rubiales's (Spanish kisser) mother is on a hunger strike, locked inside a church in protest over his treatment.

What a development.


The ride never ends.


Also the entire coaching staff for the Spanish women's team resigned as well.



One kiss lasting less than a second destroyed an entire World Cup winning squad.



/sp/ is having a field day over it.

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For the new FIFA, they better include this option for the Post Women's World Cup Final as an additional cutscene or bonus content.

Team Mama de Johnny Pecados

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Vs.

Team Solo hay feminazis ahí

https://twitter.com/DeIndignadxs/status/1696219747493277814

 
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So Southgate has just announced the England squad for the upcoming games and Twitter could currently, charitably, be described as losing it's absolute fucking shit over it. Namely wondering how the fuck Maguire is still in there.
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Champions League groups 2023/24

Group A: Bayern Munich, Man United, Copenhagen, Galatasaray

Group B: Sevilla, Arsenal, PSV, Lens

Group C: Napoli, Real Madrid, Braga, Union Berlin

Group D: Benfica, Inter Mailand, RB Salzburg, Real Sociedad

Group E: Feyernoord, Atletico Madrid, Lazio Rom, Celtic Rangers

Group F: PSG, Borussia Dortmund, AC Mailand, Newcastle

Group G: Man City, RB Leipzig, Red Star Belgrade, Young Boys Bern

Group H: Barcelona, Porto, Shaktar Donetsk, Antwerp

Group stage starts 19/20 September
 
Premier League bros, please explain: Is Palinha from Chelsea worth 70 million bucks?

Bc I know nothing about that guy and Bayern Munich just bought him for that price.
 
Remember James Rodríguez, Colombian wunderkid that played for Real Madrid for a while?

He now plays for my São Paulo. And just bottled his shot during the penalty shootout against Liga de Quito for the Sudamericana on home ground. We are out because of that missed penalty :(
 
Premier League bros, please explain: Is Palinha from Chelsea worth 70 million bucks?

Bc I know nothing about that guy and Bayern Munich just bought him for that price.
He was by far Fulham's best player last season despite being a center back (second best was their keeper lol). I think the price tag on this comes from the fact that Fulham didn't want to sell, bayern were desperate, and they decided to wait until the very end of the transfer window to get him. Could have probably gotten him 10-15 mil cheaper if they went at the beginning of the season and he wasn't on such a long term deal


Balogun to Monaco. Sold for about 40 mil. All good, considering we chose Nketia over him for some stupid reason. He goes back to France to continue to dominate, doesn't come back to bite us right away, and we get a nice chunk of change for him

Dean Henderson finally escapes United to Crystal Palace

Gravenberch to Liverpool for about 40 mil. Probably triggered bayern buying Palinha from Fulham

Verratti hasn't been able to move away from PSG and the reason is that someone was pretending to be his agent in Saudi Arabia including negotiating deals. Woops

Reguilon to United on loan with no loan fee. No idea how real this is. McTominay, after having his rumored retarded move to bayern turned down, is now wanted by fulham

Lens potentially making a move for Ounahi from Marseille

Bonucci signs with union berlin. In a move that makes zero sense

Papu gomez to leave Sevilla and Juan Bernat will leave PSG

Nuno Tavares has completed a loan to Forest. 1 mil in loan fee with an additional 12 mil to buy

Lozano to PSV from Napoli

Yannick Carrasco to Al-Shabab for 15 mil

Amrabat should be the interesting watch tomorrow. Turned down interest from Al-Ahli, Forest, West Ham, and Fulham with Manchester United still lurking

Teden Mengi (who?) from Manchester United sold to Luton Town

Cole Palmer from City to Chelsea. No idea why City sold a relative youngster squad player and why Chelsea bought yet another winger who will be a squad player for so much

Bradley Barcola to PSG from Lyon for 45 mil

Murillo to Nottingham Forest from Corinthians for 12 mil plus 3 mil add ons

Bakayoko has chosen to stay at PSV. We will see if this holds

Glen Kamara from Rangers to Leeds United. Seems like a step up from that shithole country

Lukaku to Roma on loan

Monaco have told both Manchester United and Inter to fuck off about loans for Youssouf Fofana

Ansu Fati to Brighton. Wtf is this deal?

Dortmund have signed Niclas Fullkrug from Werder Bremen. No idea who this is

Andy Caroll (remember him?) has signed a 1 year deal with second division Amiens in France

Lazio signed Guendouzi from Marseille

Coutinho to Al-Duhail

Will update more tomorrow Kiwi bros. Its the best time of the year, deadline day
 
Alright kiwi bros, forgive me for the multiple posts for which I am about to post today


150 million pound bid by Al-Ittihad with a contract to make him the highest paid player in Saudi Arabia has been rejected. He has apparently left training early

Joao Felix is in Barca today. His deal is apparently set

Sangare to Forrest

47.5 mil to Forrest for Brennan Johnson. He will be moving to Tottenham

Nottingham Forest submit a 25 mil bid for Chalobah from Chelsea

Bella Kotchap has been given the Green light to move to Bayern

Will be here for more soon
 
Clement Lenglet has signed for Villa from Barca


Amrabat to United is on.

Kolo Muania 75 mil plus 15 mil to PSG from Frankfurt

Iwobi to Fulham from Everton. Fulham were looking at Hojburg as the Palinha replacement as well but he turned them down

Crystal Palace are interested in Rob Holding

Neal Maupay to Brentford on loan from Everton

Hudson-Odoi to Forest

Everton are interested in Gnonto from Leeds

Lazio interested in Greenwood

Sigurossen has signed for a Danish side from Everton

Matheus Nunes has officially joined City


Salah is getting a ton of pressure for this sale. Upping the deal
 
Bonucci signs with union berlin. In a move that makes zero sense

Makes sense for Union and he will fit in Union's style very well. Union will be one fucking force this season.

Dortmund have signed Niclas Fullkrug from Werder Bremen. No idea who this is

Last season he was Bundesliga top scorer with 16 goals scored (next to Nkunku) and was the most important player for Bremen besides Marvin Düksch. He is 30 years old and has a history of bad injuries. He was as a young player with Bremen but then went to Nuremberg and Hannover and came back to Bremen a few years ago. With an injury. But Bremen gave him a chance bc they knew about his strengths and they got him very cheap. It took around a year for him to really come back and last season was kind of his break out season.
16 goals with 30 years old and a low tier team like Bremen is quite good. Last world cup in Dubai he was with the national team.

This transfer will fuck with Bremen. They already got kicked out in the 1st round of DFB cup against a low tier team and lost their first two Bundesliga matches (one was the opening match against Bayern tho). Bremen is a candidate for relegation this season and now even more.

Lot's of people are actually pissed at Dortmund bc of this transfer and good chunk of Dortmund's fan base isn't really happy either.

150 million pound bid by Al-Ittihad with a contract to make him the highest paid player in Saudi Arabia has been rejected. He has apparently left training early

Who?

Kolo Muania 75 mil plus 15 mil to PSG from Frankfurt

Everyone expected him to leave and it will hurt is us as he was obviously our best player last season. But 90 mil is ok. Just sucks that we last a lot of player this season who were important in the last 1-2 seasons. Sow (Sevilla), Kolo Muani (PSG), Lindstrom (Neapoli), Kamada (Lazio) this season, the season before we lost Kostic. And we lost Ragnar Ache, a very promissing young talent, to Kaiserslautern.

Nkoukou from Saint Etienne to Frankfurt

And I have never heard of this guy before so I have no idea if he will be a good replacement for any of the guys mentioned above.

At least we made it into Conference League so some international money may come in and keep the club interesting for new potential players.
 
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