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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
It was, yes.

And at this point I feel insulted by the French. Reaching the quarter final with only 3 goals in your books and two of them are owngoals, one of them was a penalty? Get the fuck out. Fucking embarrassing.
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Not gonna lie I do not follow european football but all games I watched so far have been semen slurper all defensive ones, ans this one would be the same and the better players of both teams were the keepers. Diogo Costa and Oblak were the goats.

Also the coach who took off Rafael Leão to put that shitter in his place was out of his mind. That guy missed everything that he attempted.

Shining Wit said:
Ronaldo crying after missing a pen, then the bbc dunking on him on the replay by captioning it 'Misstiano Penaldo' is peak

Shame slovenia fucked it by having Sesko miss a 1v1 and then give the worst shootout performance I've ever seen
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He couldn't miss that goal, Pepe fucked up so fucking bad it almost took it all
 
At the half for both games, Panama is up 1-0 on ... Bolivia? And the US is tied at 0-0 to Uruguay. If those results hold, the U.S. goes home. Er, they don't advance to the knockout rounds.

Is it better for the U.S. to lose out on advancing and get rid of Berhalter, or to advance and just lose later?

Edit to add update: Burgers blown out. Panama took it to Bolivia 3-1, and US lost 0-1. There was a brief few minutes in the 2nd where Bolivia had tied and the US was still at 0-0 where they could have advanced. Just anemic shots though, 3 shots on goal from the U.S.? Pathetic. Golden shower generation is more like it.
 
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I better hear about Berhalter being gone tomorrow. Or tonight.
 
This is why Berhalter needs to fuck off.


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No gypsie victory. Fuck. But the Dutch were just too good in the 1st half and in the 2nd half Romania played everything way to rushed. No focus and way too much chaos which only helped the Dutch. In fact the Dutch could have scored way more than "just" 3 goals. Bit of a shame, a more disciplined Romania could have been an actual threat to the Dutch.
 
Anyone ever watch Khephren Thuram? It looks like he’ll be joining Juventus today. I’ve heard good things but never seen him play.

Bayern say they are going to sell Matthijs de Ligt this summer. It feels like he just left Juve yesterday, claiming he wanted to compete for the champions league every season and that was not possible in Turin. Now he’s probably heading to United, lmao. Great player but damn, his career choices aren’t looking too good atm.
 
Hüftpriester said:
Bayern say they are going to sell Matthijs de Ligt this summer. It feels like he just left Juve yesterday, claiming he wanted to compete for the champions league every season and that was not possible in Turin. Now he’s probably heading to United, lmao. Great player but damn, his career choices aren’t looking too good atm.
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He had an insanely good 1st season and then Tuchel happened and now they wanna sell him? Fucking retards.
 
Austria is still losing despite the fact that Takanashi Kiara already took off her shirt. You can't trust fucking Krauts to not get sodomised by T*rks.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Spain 2-1 Georgia | 4-1 correct outcome
Germany 1-0 Denmark | 2-0 correct outcome
Portugal 3-1 Slovenia | 0-0 incorrect outcome
France 0-0 Belgium (France win in PKs) | 1-0 incorrect outcome
Romania 1-0 (fucking gypsies stealing more shit) | 0-3 incorrect outcome
Austria 4-2 Turkey | 1-2 incorrect outcome
England 0-0 Slovakia (England win in PKs. Southgate isn't fired because it was a "heroic" performance by the goalkeeper which is somehow Southgate's doing) | 1-1 (2-1 in extra time) correct outcome
Italy 1-0 Switzerland (some random heroics from Italy at the death again) | 0-1 incorrect outcome


Bold predictions that will 100% be wrong on all fronts
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Kruger said:
Spain 1-2 Georgia | 4-1 incorrect outcome
Germany 3-1 Denmark | 2-0 correct outcome
Portugal 1-1 Slovenia (Portugal win on PKs) | 0-0 correct outcome
France 0-0 Belgium (France win in PKs) | 1-0 correct outcome
Romania 1-2 Netherlands | 0-3 correct outcome
Austria 3-2 Turkey | 1-2 incorrect outcome
England 0-0 Slovakia (Slovakia win with 120+ goal. Southgate isn't fired because it was a "heroic" performance by the goalkeeper, because it really should be 4-0 to Slovakia, which is somehow Southgate's doing) | 1-1 (2-1 in extra time) correct outcome
Italy 1-0 Switzerland | 0-1 incorrect outcome
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Turkey looked rock solid. England super lucky and will crash and burn.

Quarter finals:
Spain 2-1 Germany
Portugal 0-1 France
England 0-2 Switzerland
Netherlands 2-2 Turkey (Netherlands win on pens)

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15 min for another shitty brazil game woooow

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The game ended 1x1.

You have no idea how mad I am, the result doesn't matter since I want to play against Uruguay but this shitty team makes me so angry I fucking hate it, they played like shit, never created anything, no subs, fucking vinicius jr the most monkey nigger to ape in the core earth of africa is simply useless.


holy shit I want that low quality coal given humanoid form to burn in the furnace of twenty billion hitlers. Fuck you vinicius jr you complete retarded imbred piece of african rotten shit

Fuck this shit game and the only good news is that vinicius is out so if we lose, I won't see his dark visage putrid smelling cunt in the game.

Bunch of pecho frios, god I miss tite so much.
 
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