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England still shit, but somehow won a penalty shoot out. Not gonna lie, my inner sadist wants an England vs France final just because that has the potential to be the most dogshit final in human history.
 
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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Aurelio_Baldor1875 said:
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Spain 1-0 Germany | 1-1 (2-1 in extra time) correct outcome
France 1-0 Portugal | 0-0 (France win on pens) correct outcome
Switzerland 2-0 Ingerlan | 1-1 (England win on pens) incorrect outcome
netherlands 1-1 Turkey (netherlands win on penalties) | 2-1 correct outcome
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My predications:

Spain 2-1 Germany | 1-1 (2-1 in extra time) correct outcome
Portugal 0-1 France | 0-0 (France win on pens) correct outcome
England 0-2 Switzerland | 1-1 (England win on pens) incorrect outcome
Netherlands 2-2 Turkey (Netherlands win on pens) | 2-1 correct outcome

Semi's:

Spain 2-0 France
Netherlands 2-1 England
 
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Bruv at least the Netherlands get their black players from Suriname and have been doing it for decades now. France just poaches guys from Africa and journos treat it like its wholesome diversity instead of screwing off Mali and Congo. The Netherlands and Portugal are the only yuros that don't reek off football imperialism when they field black players.

I have Ingerland for the final. May my ancestors forgive me but I want to jinx them now.
 
Might have to retire from watching England matches for the good of my health. I literally feel myself aging as they play the most boring anti-football I have ever witnessed in my life.

Personally in my bid to be Prime Minister I promise to have the 2008 Spain team tied to a post and shot for introducing to the world the 'possession at all costs' football that every fucking team in this Euros is playing. No 50/50 balls, no goalkeepers belting it as far forward as they can, no direct runs into the fucking box, barely any attempts to put corners INTO THE FUCKING BOX.

This is the sort of football I'd imagine Americans picture when they think of it. No stakes, no excitement, just 90 minutes of sideways passing along the midfield and everyone getting into their own third to defend and snuff out ANYTHING that resembles a decent run.
 
The only think I like about these semis is that all teams have beef with Germany and they are doing it on German soil. German patriotism begins and ends in football. I would only forgive an Ingerland vs Froppyland for that alone.
 
Colombia annihilated Panana like they owed them drug money. Uruguay/Brazil has been boring AF outside a red card for Uruguay for a hard foul on Rodrygo, and most likely going to penalties.

Edit: Uruguay advances in penalties over Brazil. Ficticius Jr didn't even get to kick.
 
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This Brazil x Uruguay match was absolute bollocks, and I sure am glad there is no extra time in Copa América.

Anyways, fuck this gay NT. I remained awake until midnight for this. We will never win another World Cup ever again. The only advantage is that at least Rafael can finally return to São Paulo. Seeing Jandrei between the goalposts was pure agony.
 
Brazil eliminated playing like a bitch. What a terrible game and what a terrible coach, you had 10 minutes left with one player less in the other team, what you do? Go full offensive? No, change the same position players and those retarded cunts waste 2 minutes going willy nilly in the midfield.

Then the game ends, goes into penalties, and you choke. I must thank god I was born a few years earlier to see we win many world cups, copa americas and confederation cups, this current generation is fucked, they are a bunch of losers (and the funniest part: the uruguayan goalkeeper (Rochet) is on my own team, and he fucked me sideways twice in the brasileirão and in the copa america)

The midfield was so goddamn pathetic it hurts, holy shit

Football this week was a disaster, every team that I wanted to win managed to lose, my own team got 1-1 against the last team in the championship. Tomorrow we are going to play against a meme team in our own field after 2 months away, since a flood fucked up the whole state.

I will not watch more international football until CUM 2026, fuck eurocopa, fuck copa america and fuck Brasileirão, hope everyone fucking dies.

The only thing I have to bear is to listen to Vinicius Jr horrible voice in unskippable ads claiming that they will rise again. Fuck this nigger cunt.

God I miss neymar, I miss tite, I miss Rycharlisson, I miss Thiago Silva. I want to go back to pre-World Cup 2022. I had so many dreams back then, now it is all despair
 
Hüftpriester said:
@DSP's Tax Lawyer it looks like you guys have hijacked the Calafiori deal from us. I think he’s a player with great potential but I suspect Arsenal will play him at LB, which he didn’t really do much of last season. Either that or you’re paying close to 50M for a Gabriel backup. Can’t lie, I’m a bit gutted. I was hoping for Calafiori to follow Motta to Juve.
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He is probably going to do both. We don't necessarily need a left back because Timbur will be back next season, still have the ukranian, and tomiyasu. But Gabriel will eventually get old and we need a full time partner with Saliba
Kruger said:
Spain 2-0 France
Netherlands 2-1 England
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Spain 1-0
Netherlands 1-1 (win on penalties)

Spain are the best team left in the tournament tbh
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
He is probably going to do both. We don't necessarily need a left back because Timbur will be back next season, still have the ukranian, and tomiyasu. But Gabriel will eventually get old and we need a full time partner with Saliba

Spain 1-0
Netherlands 1-1 (win on penalties)

Spain are the best team left in the tournament tbh
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agreed, I have a feeling they will win it.
 
Contrarian take: United will be back next season if they sign Matthjis de Ligt and Joshua Zirkzee this summer. It looks like they will get both players atm.
 
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