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Internacional lost against Juventude and is eliminated from Copa do Brasil in one of the most INSANE MATCHES of the year:

The gane was supposed to start at 16:00, but intense fog didnt allow it, they postponed every 30 minutes until 17:15

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The match started when it cleared a bit, but 7 minutes later:

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They had to change the cameras to a ground one for us to be able to see the match, at some point it got so bad they had to stop it again

Then the semen slurper continued (juventude won the first match 1x2 do they had the hole advantage and had just to waste time.

So in the last minute of the first half juventude scores one so they had two goals in total.

The second half starts and then Internacional gets a penalty, our penalty guy FUCKING MISSES.

Then it happens again, so we get a second chance, we give it to ENNER VALENCIA in his first gane after copa América . This is what he does:


As you can imagine, missing the second penalty fucks up your supporter so much that an internacional supporter invades the pitch and tries to punch Enner Valencia.

HOWEVER

Alan Ruschell (one of the few players that survived the airplane crash that killed almost their whole team before their biggest international game final), a juventude player not only defends enner, punch the supporter in the face, protecting inter player.


As you can imagine, he gets the red card.

But its not over: VAR calls in, juventude player invaded the square before enner could kick the penalty, so they had to do it again.

He kicks again and this time he gets his goal


Internacional needs one more goal to bring the match to penalties. We fired our shit coach this week so we don't have one, so our sub puts all offensive guys and tries everything for that single goal.

The clock hits the 90, so they add 15 fucking minutes

Internacional player gets a red card because of a fight that started and he pushed another player.

Juventude holds the fort and the game ends 1-1, eliminating internacional.

This fucking game. I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO LOSE BUT NOT LIKE THIS
 
Euros will be a curious one because I still think back on that dire Portugal win a few cups back in which they didn't actively win a single game in a full 90 mins and made it all the way to the final. As bad as England and some of the other heavy hitters have been this tournament, nothing will top that victory. Especially as it was over France too.
 
Euros will be a curious one because I still think back on that dire Portugal win a few cups back in which they didn't actively win a single game in a full 90 mins and made it all the way to the final. As bad as England and some of the other heavy hitters have been this tournament, nothing will top that victory. Especially as it was over France too.
I guess entire europe is rooting for spain right?

I hated watching all of england in this euro, with the exception of their last game. I loved spain tho.

If england wins, I hope Jude is the one who scores the most, since there are people who want Vinícius JR to win ballon d'or and that is a fucking insane.
 
I guess entire europe is rooting for spain right?

I hated watching all of england in this euro, with the exception of their last game. I loved spain tho.

If england wins, I hope Jude is the one who scores the most, since there are people who want Vinícius JR to win ballon d'or and that is a fucking insane.
I mean I am rooting for England, but that's because I'd like them to finally get it over with.
 
Hope that cunt posting the chart of them having no niggers or Pakis would mean they would lose is feeling satisfied. Reminder that it was an all white team that won in '66.

Enjoy suffering An*loids.
 
Damn, I predicted a 3-1 Spain win. Either way, this might be the best outcome for laughing at England. So close yet so far away yet again. And you guys are gonna keep Southgate even though the toughest team they played on the way to the finals was Holland in the semis. Truly a great day when England lose
 
Every fucking game in the Euro involving England was 89' minutes of semen slurping, thank God Spain was able to score as quickly as they did.

The last thing Football needs are hyper-defensive teams being the meta, I'm a spectator, I wanna see sum fockin' goals.
 
Second is looking worse if you're after an English victory.

lol no

England will go to the finals bc of the tournament bracket. Their anti-football terrorball is perfect for it. The final will be either Spain (who will beat Germany in the quarter finals) or France vs England and England will lose it again.

Vindicated.

2nd half was much, much better and worthy of a final.
 
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