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I was actually thinking the other day I’ve missed your transfer write-ups this pre-season. We’ve been decent on incomings with a few more planned I believe. Hoping we can also get rid of some dead weight too in addition to losing Olise, which was inevitable unfortunately.
I feel like one massive post on all transfers would be better to keep track of everything instead of just reporting on them when it happens. There is bound to be some last minute deals that are just insane after the season starts this weekend and after 2 weeks, there will definitely be a few teams that go crazy with transfers.

I guess its time to start researching these transfers
 
It's DFB cup time again but as there are still matches tomorrow and on Monday I'll post about them later. Because the DFB and the DFL are retards it's also super cup time bc some retards decided to put the super cup match on the same weekend the DFB cup starts. Because reasons.

Anyways, it was actually a good but also a wild match. The super cup doesn't get much love from the fans here in Germany (although it was established in 1987) but oh boy, did the teams take it serious. This year saw Leverkusen (because they are the league champions) against VfB Stuttgart (bc they ranked 2nd in the league and Leverkusen also won the DFB cup). And Leverkusen is again doing exactly what they did last season; not losing and scoring equalizers/winning goals in the very last minutes of a match. It was 2:1 for Stuttgart til the 88th minute. Then the match completely escalated until the final whistle and Leverkusen won the following penalty shoot out (no extra time in the super cup).
 
Well the Ivan Toney saga seems to be coming to an end and at a very boring one, if the ongoing rumours are to be believed. No elaborate cash + player combos offered from Chelsea, United or Spurs. Nope. Vice alone wins as Al-Ahli SFC seems to be his destination of choice. Projected to be £20mil contract deal (which is why he's keen) and a transfer fee of about £45+ mil.
 
Well the Ivan Toney saga seems to be coming to an end and at a very boring one, if the ongoing rumours are to be believed. No elaborate cash + player combos offered from Chelsea, United or Spurs. Nope. Vice alone wins as Al-Ahli SFC seems to be his destination of choice. Projected to be £20mil contract deal (which is why he's keen) and a transfer fee of about £45+ mil.
Guess he's done with the England national team then
 
I fucking despise the top 6 and their lapdog pundits down to my core. I’m watching a Palace vs Brentford pre-game and it’s been all about Manchester City. Just fuck off.
 
I fucking despise the top 6 and their lapdog pundits down to my core. I’m watching a Palace vs Brentford pre-game and it’s been all about Manchester City. Just fuck off.
I get it's not the most interesting fixture but they have plenty of talking points, most notably the transfer talk surrounding two star players that featured in the Euros. Premiership coverage for you in a nut shell.
 
I get it's not the most interesting fixture but they have plenty of talking points, most notably the transfer talk surrounding two star players that featured in the Euros. Premiership coverage for you in a nut shell.
I understand it’s all about eyeballs and dollars but how can we grow the game if all anyone is exposed to is the absolute mainstream? And you get fined for pointing out any bias. Guehi was Englands best player at the Euros and even though we lost Olise, he will arguably become one of the best 20 players in the world in the next few years. Palace unbeaten in 15 games, there’s plenty of talking points.
 
I understand it’s all about eyeballs and dollars but how can we grow the game if all anyone is exposed to is the absolute mainstream? And you get fined for pointing out any bias. Guehi was Englands best player at the Euros and even though we lost Olise, he will arguably become one of the best 20 players in the world in the next few years. Palace unbeaten in 15 games, there’s plenty of talking points.
Hell our two respective teams constantly draw with one another, yet another stat and talking point. But that would require pulling Neville out of his own ass and realise that more than United exist.
 
Stadium of light was a bit of a library today, despite Sun’lun beating Wednesday 4-0. Bit of a shitter for Wednesday, although the first goal came from a debatable free kick, the rest of the goals were just bad defending.

Notts County v Fleetwood turned out cracking. County getting a penalty in injury time to make it 2-2. Far more noise at Meadow Lane than in Sunderland.

Busy with Bolt-On and Wrecks’um. Again: noise. Sun’lun, take note. There’s 40,000 of you buggers with season tickets. Try singing at some point. You never know, it might sound good.

Edit: Celtic currently battering Hibs 2-0 with nary a quarter of an hour gone. That cheeky Maeda bloke, both times. It’s the bleach…
 
I mean I am happy as a Brentford fan, but fuck me that was not a foul during the freekick for Palace. Nice to know we're not even into the first full match weekend yet and we're already in need of multiple VAR debates.
How did they somehow manage to make VAR even worse?
Whoever that Crystal Palace player was (couldn't see) was an absolute moron. They are trying to emphasize the contact in the box prior to free kicks/corners this year and he decided to stick his leg out and trip 2 guys. These refs are probably looking for any excuse to call something like that and he just handed it to him on a silver platter. Worst of all, it literally didn't matter. You just gave up a goal for something that didn't matter. I just don't understand why you wouldn't at least try to hide it more
 
But that would require pulling Neville out of his own ass and realise that more than United exist.
Even as a United supporter it irritates me that he only seems to rotate United legends on his shows. There's plenty of commentators and pundits available that fit the bill but somehow he thinks rotating mediocre United commentators is a unique thing. I love Paul Scholes but he has to be one of the most boring pundits out there.

It also annoys me how he does the Fan Debates with a representative for most of the PL clubs and yet barely speaks to anyone outside of the top 6. It doesn't help that they have the most retarded representatives for each club who are just there to be wacky. The clubs outside of the top 6 might not be the most interesting when it comes to spendings and drama but I'd rather hear an Ipswich fan's thoughts on the hope of staying up as opposed to some bimbo in a Chelsea shirt laughing about signing another 6 players in the last hour.
 
Whoever that Crystal Palace player was (couldn't see) was an absolute moron. They are trying to emphasize the contact in the box prior to free kicks/corners this year and he decided to stick his leg out and trip 2 guys. These refs are probably looking for any excuse to call something like that and he just handed it to him on a silver platter. Worst of all, it literally didn't matter. You just gave up a goal for something that didn't matter. I just don't understand why you wouldn't at least try to hide it more
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I just learned that Chelsea's squad is officially 42 men strong. And they have 11 players out on loan. 53 players for one team.

Whoever runs this club is a fucking retard.
Hoard ‘em all so no fucker else can have them. That’s what it looks like to me.

Mind you, they farm their yoof out to the lower leagues on loan quite a bit, which lower league clubs find quite handy. Think clubs would rather be able to buy players than just have to loan them from fat rich fucks in London and Manchester, though.
 
So you get an apology and nothing has changed. Point still remains, was stupid to even give him an excuse to call it



I just learned that Chelsea's squad is officially 42 men strong. And they have 11 players out on loan. 53 players for one team.

Whoever runs this club is a fucking retard.
Raheem Sterling got left out of the squad against City. Must be regretting that decision to leave City for Chelsea
 
Frank did address that Brentford had a goal disallowed last season with the same reasoning against Sheffield United (I was in attendance for that misery) so I get the frustration. But again, why have VAR if it ain't gonna be reviewed? Meanwhile the Toney Saudi deal was rejected. I guess even Brentford know they can bleed the Arabs for a higher bid.
 
1st round of DFB cup is over. Well, mostly bc Leverkusen and Stuttgart will have their matches next week bc they had more important things to do this weekend.
But how did it go? How many Davids slaughtered their Goliaths? Any mayor upsets?

Yeah unfortunately, not really. Some smaller upsets, yes, but no really big embarrassing loss for any of the bigger clubs and the upsets we got were few.

I'll put the league in brackets behind the club names. Bold names are the winners.

(I) = 1. Bundesliga
(II) = 2. Bundesliga
(III) = 3. Liga /3rd league
(IV) = Regionalliga / 4th tier league
(V) = Oberliga club / 5th tier league

The Friday started with:

Würzburger Kickers (IV) - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim (I) 3:5 in penalties
Wehen Wiesbaden (III) - FSV Mainz 05 (I) 1:3 after extra time
Hallescher FC (IV) - FC St. Pauli (I) 2:3 after extra time
SSV Ulm 1846 (II) - FC Bayern München (I) 0:4

So the Friday started with some close matches where the lower league clubs forced all the Bundesliga clubs at least into extra time. Except Ulm. Ulm had no chance against FC Bayern. Like Ulm tried in the first 10 minutes but then Bayern started actually playing football.
But if you were rooting for the smaller teams and the Friday matches put some hope in your heart, well, the Saturday matches ripped it out, stomped onto it and then spat on your foolish football romantic feelings. Because only fags feel stuff.

FC Erzgebirge Aue (III) - Borussia Mönchengladbach (I) 1:3
TSV Schott Mainz (V) - Greuther Fürth (II) 0:2
FC Villingen (IV) - 1. FC Heidenheim (I) 0:4
Rot-Weiss Essen (III) - RB Leipzig (I) 1:4
FC Ingolstadt (III) - 1. FC Kaiserlautern (II) 1:2
VfR Aalen (V) - FC Schalke 04 (II) 0:2
VfL Osnabrück (III) - SC Freiburg (I) 0:4
Greifswalder FC (IV) - Union Berlin (I) 0:1
Arminia Bielefeld (III) - Hannover 96 (II) 2:0
Phönix Lübeck (IV) - Borussia Dortmund (I) 1:4
Alemania Aachen (III) - Holstein Kiel (I) 2:3

None of the smaller teams could even force the bigger clubs at least into extra time. Except Arminia Bielefeld who won against Hannover. But Arminia only got relegated to 3rd league last season while Hannover ranked 6th in 2. Bundesliga. So the gap isn't that huge in the end. And nobody cares about Arminia Bielefeld. Not even the people of Bielefeld.
So the Sunday could only do better. And in fact we got at least two lols out of the Sunday matches.

1. FC Saarbrücken (III) - 1. FC Nürnberg (II) 3:5 after penalties
Viktoria 1889 Berlin (IV) - FC Augsburg (I) 1:4
Jahn Regensburg (II) - VfL Bochum (I) 1:0
Bremer SV (IV) - SC Paderborn 07 (II) 0:4
VfV Hildesheim (V) - SV Elversberg (II) 0:7
SV Sandhausen (III) - 1. FC Köln (II) 2:3 after extra time
Hansa Rostock (III) - Hertha BSC Berlin (II) 1:5
Teutonia Ottensen (IV) - Darmstadt 98 (II) 1:3
Dynamo Dresden (III) - Fortuna Düsseldorf (II) 2:0
Sportfreunde Lotte (IV) - Karlsruher SC (II) 0:5
SV Meppen (IV) - Hamburger SV (II) 1:7

With Bochum, last year fighting relegation from Bundesliga and being a top candidate for this season's relegation battle again, we saw a 1st tier club getting eaten by Regensburg who only got relegated to 2nd Bundesliga this year.
Dynamo Dresden, who are notorious for kicking out higher ranked teams, beat Düsseldorf who were fighting for relegation to 1st Bundesliga at the end of last season but for them to fail in the end in the two relegation matches - against Bochum.

Today we had the last matches and at least one other upset victory too.

Energie Cottbus (III) - Werder Bremen (I) 1:3
TuS Koblenz (V) - VfL Wolfsburg (I) 0:1
Kickers Offenbach (IV) - FC Magdeburg (II) 2:1
Eintracht Braunschweig (II) - Eintracht Frankfurt (I) 1:4

Not going to sperg much about my Frankfurt boys. The 1st half was shit -it was 0:0 at half time-, the 2nd one was how a Bundesliga team that plays internationally should handle lower tier clubs.

Stuttgart (I) will face Preussen Münster from 2nd Bundesliga who only got relegated to 2nd Bundesliga this season. Stuttgart, despited some of their important players being gone, showed in the Super Cup match that they still are as strong as last season where they surprisingly ranked 2nd even befor FC Bayern so I guess Münster won't really stand a chance against them.
Leverkusen will face Carl Zeis Jena, a 4th tier club so yeah, no way the invincibles of Leverkusen are going to lose.

With this being said, out of 15 lower tier teams only 4 survived the 1st round: Regensburg (II), Dresden (III), Bielefeld (III) and Offenbach (IV).
Dresden made it through the next round, depending on whom they will draw as opponent. But the rest? Yeah, they will be gone after the 2nd round.
 
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