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None of the smaller teams could even force the bigger clubs at least into extra time. Except Arminia Bielefeld who won against Hannover. But Arminia only got relegated to 3rd league last season while Hannover ranked 6th in 2. Bundesliga. So the gap isn't that huge in the end. And nobody cares about Arminia Bielefeld. Not even the people of Bielefeld.
So the Sunday could only do better. And in fact we got at least two lols out of the Sunday matches.
I care about Armenia :c

Dynamo strike again. Every bloody time. Never sure whether to be amused or horrified, but goddamn they always do it. Nutters.

No, really, I still have a DSC scarf knocking about, and I once got Silvio Meißner’s autograph. :christine: A pal had a DSC season ticket for years. Top lass. Things not quite so rosy nowadays, sadly.
 
Frank did address that Brentford had a goal disallowed last season with the same reasoning against Sheffield United (I was in attendance for that misery) so I get the frustration. But again, why have VAR if it ain't gonna be reviewed? Meanwhile the Toney Saudi deal was rejected. I guess even Brentford know they can bleed the Arabs for a higher bid.
Is the rule that made the foul ineligible for VAR new this season? I know they have given more authority to the referees on-field decisions this season but it just seems like madness to have VAR and then give them even less power to overturn bad decisions. My biggest complaint with it last year was that VAR didn’t want to undermine the ref by telling him when he’s wrong, isn’t that exactly what they should be doing? Instead they’ve gone the other way. Seems really stupid to me.
 
Is the rule that made the foul ineligible for VAR new this season? I know they have given more authority to the referees on-field decisions this season but it just seems like madness to have VAR and then give them even less power to overturn bad decisions. My biggest complaint with it last year was that VAR didn’t want to undermine the ref by telling him when he’s wrong, isn’t that exactly what they should be doing? Instead they’ve gone the other way. Seems really stupid to me.
The whistle was blown before the ball went into the net. VAR can't give a goal for something that happened after the whistle was blown. Had he held his whistle until after the ball went in the net, then VAR could intervene


I must commend Chelsea's currently strategy for ripping out the British core from and many of it's thriving academy players in favour of a bunch of lanky lads who couldn't handle a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. I give the current manager until November.
15 players, including Sterling and Chilwell are not training with the first team and currently working out on their own
 
whistle was blown before the ball went into the net. VAR can't give a goal for something that happened after the whistle was blown. Had he held his whistle until after the ball went in the net, then VAR could intervene
I figured that part but I was wondering if that is new? Seems like a pretty stupid rule to me anyway.
 
Very irrelevant news but I found this when looking into niche football leagues the other day - do you guys remember Keisuke Honda? He's hailed as one of the biggest stars to come out of Japanese football at the time of his peak when playing for AC Milan in mid-2010s, however he's had a harsh decline ever since. Most notably is his habit to cut ties with clubs after a handful of appearances when things don't go as expected.

Well, after a nearly three year break from playing football he decided to return by signing a one-match contract with Paro FC from Bhutan for one of their cup qualifying matches. This was huge news in Bhutan since there's fuck all else to do in their small country other than grow crops, so a big Asian football legend joining their top club was a big deal, especially in an important cup match.

Surprisingly, Paro FC ended up winning 2-1 and got submitted into the AFC Challenge League for the first time in their history, and for the first time in a decade for a Bhutanese team.

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Yesterday Manuel Neuer retired from our national team. A few days before Gündogan retired too. Toni Kroos retired after the Euro Cup, followed by Thomas Müller. They were the last remaining players who had won the World Cup in 2014 (except Gündogan who missed the WC bc of an injury). That's 10 years ago and ngl it kind of feels weird seeing all the old guard being gone know and being reminded that I'm getting older too.

And speaking of Gündogan, it seems to be a deal already done that he is going back to Man City after just 1 year playing for Barcelona. If Man City is cool with taking him back then something must have happened behind the scences with Flick. Why the fuck would Man City take back a 33 year old player if Barcelona/Flick would think he doesn't have it anymore?
 
And speaking of Gündogan, it seems to be a deal already done that he is going back to Man City after just 1 year playing for Barcelona. If Man City is cool with taking him back then something must have happened behind the scences with Flick. Why the fuck would Man City take back a 33 year old player if Barcelona/Flick would think he doesn't have it anymore?
Man City losing Rodri for a run of games last season had them struggling at times, so they probably want adequate cover in case that happens again. And getting Gundogan back who works well for Pep and is being offered for free as a midfield rotation option seems pretty perfect.
 
I figured that part but I was wondering if that is new? Seems like a pretty stupid rule to me anyway.
I don't think so. Refs and ARs were instructed to let the play develop and come back later with VAR to make their calls.



And speaking of Gündogan, it seems to be a deal already done that he is going back to Man City after just 1 year playing for Barcelona. If Man City is cool with taking him back then something must have happened behind the scences with Flick. Why the fuck would Man City take back a 33 year old player if Barcelona/Flick would think he doesn't have it anymore?
They are gonna get another midfielder at a bargain from Barca and it will probably be a 1-2 year deal at most. He will leave along with the rest of the old guard so it isn't going to prevent any new players from coming in. City feel like their squad is pretty thin and they are going to be in a lot of competitions so adding another body that can play in Carabao Cup, FA Cup, and against low table premier league teams isn't the worst thing in the world. I just wonder if they are going to invest in a striker to replace Alvarez. Rodri and Haaland were the 2 that they would have trouble rotating and with Gundogan, its now just Haaland that needs the rotation
 
Man City losing Rodri for a run of games last season had them struggling at times, so they probably want adequate cover in case that happens again. And getting Gundogan back who works well for Pep and is being offered for free as a midfield rotation option seems pretty perfect.
They are gonna get another midfielder at a bargain from Barca and it will probably be a 1-2 year deal at most. He will leave along with the rest of the old guard so it isn't going to prevent any new players from coming in. City feel like their squad is pretty thin and they are going to be in a lot of competitions so adding another body that can play in Carabao Cup, FA Cup, and against low table premier league teams isn't the worst thing in the world. I just wonder if they are going to invest in a striker to replace Alvarez. Rodri and Haaland were the 2 that they would have trouble rotating and with Gundogan, its now just Haaland that needs the rotation

I'm not doubting the Man City side of this transfer but the Barcelona side. Allegedly Gündogan is free to join Man City without any transfer fee. Obviously Barca let's him go bc they need to clear their squad so they can register Olmo - which they still haven't done yet and they have like 8 days left. Obviously it makes sense to let Gündogan go then but it's just another transfer in the end that baffles my mind how nowadays Barcelona is run bc they have to get rid of even more players so they can register Olmo. And while they can't register Olmo they are still trying to get other players like Chiesa. This club was run by fucking retards for too long and is still run by fucking retards.
 
I'm not doubting the Man City side of this transfer but the Barcelona side. Allegedly Gündogan is free to join Man City without any transfer fee. Obviously Barca let's him go bc they need to clear their squad so they can register Olmo - which they still haven't done yet and they have like 8 days left. Obviously it makes sense to let Gündogan go then but it's just another transfer in the end that baffles my mind how nowadays Barcelona is run bc they have to get rid of even more players so they can register Olmo. And while they can't register Olmo they are still trying to get other players like Chiesa. This club was run by fucking retards for too long and is still run by fucking retards.
Like Chelsea and others, they have US investor influence in the boardroom. The argument is that ROI in football has been historically short. The US philosophy involves raising the horizon from 3-5 years to 10-20 years. lol

22 Todd Boehly mistakes
Yank confused why his (boomer pension) Blood-Bucks don't immediately make football team do gud.
Chelsea are always a billionaire's slag
 

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I'm not doubting the Man City side of this transfer but the Barcelona side. Allegedly Gündogan is free to join Man City without any transfer fee. Obviously Barca let's him go bc they need to clear their squad so they can register Olmo - which they still haven't done yet and they have like 8 days left. Obviously it makes sense to let Gündogan go then but it's just another transfer in the end that baffles my mind how nowadays Barcelona is run bc they have to get rid of even more players so they can register Olmo. And while they can't register Olmo they are still trying to get other players like Chiesa. This club was run by fucking retards for too long and is still run by fucking retards.
I imagine that Barca is being run the same way Bossman Jack runs his finances. They will spend as much money as they can for as long as they can with no plans on keeping the club financially stable. Sometime in the future, the damn will break and as soon as it starts going downhill, it won't stop
 
Speaking of things nobody is expecting like Barcelona crumbling in the future:
1. Some "Arab looking guy" stabbed some Germans at a festival.
2. Bundesliga officially started with the champions Bayer Leverkusen facing Borussia Mönchengladbach - and Leverkusen got away with another last-minute-win. This time Leverkusen got a penalty in the 111th minute a penalty.

> be American German
> get shot stabbed

> be Leverkusen's opponent
> lose game anyway


Sorry for the polit sperging but it's all so tiresome. I'm just so fucking tired.
 
Speaking of things nobody is expecting like Barcelona crumbling in the future:
1. Some "Arab looking guy" stabbed some Germans at a festival.
2. Bundesliga officially started with the champions Bayer Leverkusen facing Borussia Mönchengladbach - and Leverkusen got away with another last-minute-win. This time Leverkusen got a penalty in the 111th minute a penalty.

> be American German
> get shot stabbed

> be Leverkusen's opponent
> lose game anyway


Sorry for the polit sperging but it's all so tiresome. I'm just so fucking tired.
Should put some bets on this. Will Leverkusen get more last minute goals or will more arabs attack places in Germany?
 
Brighton are 2-0 after a late goal put them ahead of ManU today (tied with Arsenal and only a goal behind Man City). It's still early days, but coach Fabian Huerzeler and Brighton may be a story to watch in the Premier League, during his initial season there (and as the youngest coach I think ever in the PL).
 
Brighton are 2-0 after a late goal put them ahead of ManU today (tied with Arsenal and only a goal behind Man City). It's still early days, but coach Fabian Huerzeler and Brighton may be a story to watch in the Premier League, during his initial season there (and as the youngest coach I think ever in the PL).
Beating United at home and Everton on the road is decently impressive. Not ready to crown them yet but if they can keep up this form through the next few games then they could be dangerous. They have Arsenal, Ipswich, Forest, Chelsea, Tottenham, and Newcastle next in the league. If they come away with 10 or more points from these 6 games, then watch out

Mason Greenwood has switched his international status to Jamaica. Seems like a move to play more. Not sure if thats always the best play tbh. He didn't grow up in Jamaica so it seems like he just wants to play internationally. But if you have no tie to a country, why would you decide to wear yourself out on international breaks like this? He has to travel multiple time zones in airplanes to play in fucking concacaf. So basically, he will spend multiple hours in a plane fucking up his time zones so some Caribbean dude or Guatemalan defender can kick the shit out of him during international breaks
 
Some sad news from the German football world as another legend rich in success, controversy and what-if passed away. Here is the story of the famous-infamous Christoph Daum.

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During his active career as player Christoph Daum was a no-name. His rise to stardom (sort of) and infamy (sort of) started only when he became a coach.

After he played for the amateur team of 1. FC Cologne, one of our biggest traditional clubs and a former heavyweight in Bundesliga from the 60s to the end of the 80s, he took over as head coach of their first men's team. When he took over as coach during mid season Cologne was facing relegation as they were ranked 16th. But Daum saved the club as they ended the season ranked 10th.
The next season Daum led the club to a 3rd rank in Bundesliga.
The very next season Cologne ranked 2nd and for the following season they ranked 2nd again.

Then the World Cup of 1990 happened and during the WC Daum got fired bc of a one-sided feud from the club president. But with Daum leading a once great club like Cologne back to relevancy again in his first stint as coach Daum proved he was made for greater adventures and bigger success.

In late 1990 Daum took over as head coach in Stuttgart and he repeated what he had already done with Cologne. When Daum took over in Stuttgart they were also facing relegation but Daum saved the club and lead them on the 6th rank. And this time, after saving the club from dropping out of Bundesliga, Daum did the unthinkable and led Stuttgart in the following season to win Bundesliga. A whole active career as a complete nobody but in his overall 5th season as a coach he already managed to win the Bundesliga with a club. What a fucking mad lad.

But the sun is always followed by rain and those who fly high may crash hard and in this saga it was the following season. After winning the national championship Daum crashed and he crashed hard. In Bundesliga Stuttgart only finished as 7th but more important Daum fucked up their Champions League run. Leeds fan might remember this story.
The season of 1992/92 followed the crumbling of the Soviet Union and of Yugoslavia. In 1991 Israel became a member of UEFA. So with these happenings more teams suddendly were alligned with the UEFA and thus somehow qualified for their international tournaments. With more teams being elligable for Champions League the UEAF added two qualification rounds before the group stage with the qualification matches being two-legged.
In the very first round Stuttgart faced Leeds United.
Stuttgart won the first match 3:0 while Leeds won the second match 4:1. So who moves on? Right. Nobody. Because the 2nd match was thrown out of the window bc of Christoph Daum and a third match had to be played. The younger kiwi frens in this thread probably won't know or some might not remember but back then teams were limited to use only 3 foreign players per match. This only got changed by the courts in 1995 with the so-called Bosman ruling. So what did Daum do to fuck it up for Stuttgart? Well, he substituted a fourth foreign player during the second match against Leeds. Leeds protested, a third match was set up in a near empty Camp Nou, Leeds won the match 2:1 and moved to the next round.

What a fucking idiot. The English press labelled him "Christoph Dumb" and the German fans labelled him "Christoph Dumm" (dumm = dumb). Daum was given another shot in Bundesliga but after the first half of the new season Stuttgart was only ranked 13th and Daum got fired. Embarrassed Daum left the Bundesliga and Germany - and moved on to Turkey; which became his 2nd home.

Daum hired at Besiktas Istanbul, led them to win the Turkish Super Lig, had his reputation restored and after a short time Daum was back again in Bundesliga but this time he had joined Bayer Leverkusen for the 96/97 season. And the genius coach was back as he led Leverkusen to become immediately vice champions. In the 1997/98 season Leverkusen ranked 3rd and then two more seasons with Leverkusen becoming vice champions followed.
In the 1999/2000 season the Vizekusen curse manifested as Leverkusen fucked up winning the Bundesliga on the very last matchday with a loss against the small town club of Unterhaching; which "coincidentally" belongs to the district of Munich. Unterhaching made the big FB Bayern champions this season.

2000 was Euro Cup year and the Euro Cup didn't go very well for the German national team. In fact it went fucking horrible for our squad bc as the reigning Euro Cup winners we fucking didn't make it out of the group stage. But there was hope. A youn, wild and very promising coach: Christoph Daum. But Daum being Daum he fucked up - again.

At this part of the Daum's story I have to go back a little back and mention something else as it becomes a very crucial part. You see, when Daum started as head coach in Cologne he immediately started bashing heads with some people; the bosses of FC Bayern Munich. Back then Uli Hoeneß was a leading figure at Bayern and probably the most powerful person in Germany's world of football. The feud between Daum and Hoeneß was firced as both are very hot headed guys and none of them backing down from anything. Legendary and hilarious battles were fought throw interviews and both showing up in tv shows. Being the dark emperor of FC Bayern and within the DFB that Hoeneß was he got hold of a dark secret Daum was hiding.

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What is this nose hiding?

After the embarrassing Euro Cup 2000 the DFB contacted Bayer Leverkusen bc they wanted Christoph Daum as new national coach. Leverkusen agreed and Daum was supposed to leave Leverkusen after the 2000/2001 season. When this became public the evil mastermind Hoeneß made his move: In a now infamous and legendary interview he mocked the DFB's decision of chosing Daum as new coach bc at the same time the DFB was running an anti-drug campaign in public. Uli Hoeneß, in that interview, made some remarks that Christoph Daum might be use his nose not only to smell good food and good wine. That Christoph Daum might be a connoisseur of a certain white substance that is usually consumed through one's nose.
Infuriated and offended by these remarks Christoph Daum held a press conference, denying everything and offered some of his hair for a drug test - and it backfired bc Io and Behold the test outed Daum as freaking Tony Scarface Montana. The amount of coke in Daum's hair suggested that this guy was made of only the purest Bolivian marching powder.

"Ich tue das, weil ich ein absolut reines Gewissen habe."
("‘I do this* because I have an absolutely clear conscience.")


*this = the voluntary drug test

Daum got immediately fired from Leverkusen, the DFB back downed from their deal, a court later fined him for 10k Euro and Daum once again fled Germany - and hired at Besiktas. Again. But with no success and he soon joined Austria Wien, won the Austrian championship and then joined Besiktas's rivals of Fenerbahce Istanbul. There he won back to back the Turkish Super Lig before he retired in his third year bc of health reasons.

He then showed up in Germany again, led his first big love, the FC Cologne, back to Bundesliga and fucked off to Turkey. Again. For Fenerbahce. Again. But no success was upon him anymore so he quickly left Istanbul and then showed up at my club of Eintracht Frankfurt where he wasn't able to save us from relegation and he was gone. After losing seven games in a row he stepped down as Eintracht coach but our fate was already sealed. Back then I saw them playing live and I saw Daum at the side of the pitch. A broken man, trying his best but nothing helped our troubled and demotived squad. It was sad to see this once huge, huger than life person IRL. Nothing was left of the big motivator who glued tens of thousand of dollars to the door of the locker room in Cologne to motivate his players. Nothing was left of the big motivator who went bare footed of glass sharts to show his players that everything is just mentally and everybody can overcome anything.

Short stints in Brugge, another club in Turkey and as coach of the Romanian team followed before Daum finally retired from coaching.

In 2011 Daum fought skin cancer and survived. Yesterday he lost his fight against lung cancer.

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