Future of the House

[Puck]

Hopefully somebody burns it down

 

[PostChrisReroll]

The house still has $649.44 in unpaid taxes due by December 6th, and is still listed as being owned by Bob and Barb. I am not familiar with real estate or family matters in Virginia, so all of this is being done at reference.

This assumes first that Barb and Bob were tenants in common not joint tenants or tenants by the entirety (pull the deed to find out - tenants in common is default and the others would require declaration), second that Bob died intestate (without a will), and third that

In Virginia real estate passes by intestate succession first to a surviving spouse if the decedent (Bob) was not survived by his children, at least one of whom is not a descendant of the surviving spouse. If I recall correctly, and correct me here because this is a long haired memory, Carol and David are in play here. I don't know if their existence and relationships were ever confirmed, but assuming they were under these circumstances Bob's stake in the house should pass 1/3 to Barb and 2/3 to his children, including Chris.

If Barb gets a court-appointed guardian (or any other self-interested guardian, and I dare you to think the state is not self-interested) then they'll suck her finances dry paying for her care and then force sale of the house to recoup.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

the neighbors must be calling the cops hourly to get rid of idiots trying to get in there n do archeological digs.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

probably will be burned down by weens

 

[cubot]

Either it'll be destroyed by weens or someone will buy it and hopefully find some things to share with us.

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

A kiwi needs to buy it and turn it into the Chris Museum.

Picture it. You can stand on the very spot that Chris stood and recreate his most famous videos for a modest fee. Ten bucks and you too can record a future message for dudes of all teenages, as well as the gals. Play the role of an anonymous internet observer while actors bring some of the moments we all cherish and remember into the modern day, such as the Clyde Cash calls and Chris's battle with the infamous Liquid Chris. A caricaturist will put your likeness onto any number of Chris masterpieces, including Mary Wants It and She Came For CWC (with you and a friend's face on Chris and Megan's bodies).

A variety of foods will be served, of course, including McDonald's, Country Cookin', and plenty of refreshing Fanta-based beverages.

Be sure to check out the backyard where various outdoor activities will be set up, from Michael Snyder's Hit And Run to Mace the Gamestop Employee (escape the maze before the jerkops catch you and win a prize!). Kids will love making their own Sonichu medallion out of Crayola fuckin' model magic and acrylic paint while the genuine Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra plays music the whole family can enjoy.

This post started out as a joke but I would totally go to this.

 

[Sunny-D]

Burn it to the ground... again. And maybe erect a monument as a lasting warning to future generations of the irreversible contamination.

 

[ThePeePooMan]

Does anyone know if the cops have been tipped off about weens and the house. Are/will the cops keep and eye on it to make sure people aren't trespassing or breaking in to steal Chris' shit? Can they set up a shitty security camera like hunters use to keep track of it?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A kiwi needs to buy it and turn it into the Chris Museum.

Picture it. You can stand on the very spot that Chris stood and recreate his most famous videos for a modest fee. Ten bucks and you too can record a future message for dudes of all teenages, as well as the gals. Play the role of an anonymous internet observer while actors bring some of the moments we all cherish and remember into the modern day, such as the Clyde Cash calls and Chris's battle with the infamous Liquid Chris. A caricaturist will put your likeness onto any number of Chris masterpieces, including Mary Wants It and She Came For CWC (with you and a friend's face on Chris and Megan's bodies).

A variety of foods will be served, of course, including McDonald's, Country Cookin', and plenty of refreshing Fanta-based beverages.

Be sure to check out the backyard where various outdoor activities will be set up, from Michael Snyder's Hit And Run to Mace the Gamestop Employee (escape the maze before the jerkops catch you and win a prize!). Kids will love making their own Sonichu medallion out of Crayola fuckin' model magic and acrylic paint while the genuine Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra plays music the whole family can enjoy.

This post started out as a joke but I would totally go to this.

I'm going to buy it and turn it into a Nazi memorabilia museum if you don't stop throwing out such dumb ideas.

 

[Level 43]

They'll be getting a 24/7 bombardment of prank calls.

Chances are the new owners will just be using mobile phones, and if they're landline users they might well take their old number with them when they move.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm surprised nobody brought this up: If Pristine is found guilty, they absolutely will not allow him to see his mother, talk to her on the phone, or visit the funeral when she becomes terminal. Hell, they won't even let him so much as look at a left handed crayon drawing of Barb in hospice or the funeral.

And then what?

 

[Barley]

I'm surprised nobody brought this up: If Pristine is found guilty, they absolutely will not allow him to see his mother, talk to her on the phone, or visit the funeral when she becomes terminal. Hell, they won't even let him so much as look at a left handed crayon drawing of Barb in hospice or the funeral.

And then what?

And then nothing. It's finally over for their time together.

Chris will have a really hard (lol) time when he finally realizes he won't ever see his mom ever again and that it's all his own fault. His mind is gone but he still has enough awareness to know that things will be different from now on. He's either in perpetual silent hedgehog ball mode or throwing endless tantrums or just sitting there singing and making toon noises to himself but I doubt he sees himself in this situation and, after all these days, not have a feeling that, okay, maybe I'm not getting out as soon as I hoped. And his only concern won't be how/where Barb is but where the shit are his toys and games anymore.

 

[Dratchev]

Since they still have a mortgage on the property after a couple missed payments it will be sent to foreclosure likely in about 4-6 months maybe bit longer.
I doubt the bank will pay to have the place cleaned up so it will likely be sold as an "as-is" buyer becomes responsible for the clean up and fixing.

If the bank lets it slip under the radar (which sometimes happens) then the county will take it for tax sale, the starting bid will be back taxes owed plus what is owed on the lean (aka mortgage) again it is sold as-is, usually have to be at least a year out on tax payments before the county takes it.

 

[GypsyBard]

The sad thing is the house is not actually that bad of a house
If you were to clean it up and get rid of The horde it would actually be a really nice house.
Even with the damage caused by The horde it is still salvageable

 

[Dratchev]

The sad thing is the house is not actually that bad of a house
If you were to clean it up and get rid of The horde it would actually be a really nice house.
Even with the damage caused by The horde it is still salvageable

Sadly I don't see some normie buying it, a shit company like blackrock will come in, massively outbid everyone and turn it into a rental with a rent price normies can't really afford.

 

[King Kiwi]

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I want that placard.

Someone go get it for me I'm too lazy.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Hopefully used as a burn house to the local fire department to practice on a hoarder house.

 

[quick bird]

The instant it goes on sale it'll get bought by weens

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

I’m waiting for a ween to break in. There’s no way we aren’t looking at a Manchester High Leak 2.0. I knew 100% his plates were going to be stolen but was pretty shocked it happened within a day or so.

On one hand, none of you faggots should do this. On the other hand? I’d love to see one of you faggots do this. It’d definitely be something entertaining to happen while we wait for September to come around. Who’s retarded enough to want to share a cell with Chris bad enough to dig around the house for the fabled likely unwashed dildos he used on Barb?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I’m waiting for a ween to break in. There’s no way we aren’t looking at a Manchester High Leak 2.0. I knew 100% his plates were going to be stolen but was pretty shocked it happened within a day or so.

On one hand, none of you faggots should do this. On the other hand? I’d love to see one of you faggots do this. It’d definitely be something entertaining to happen while we wait for September to come around. Who’s retarded enough to want to share a cell with Chris bad enough to dig around the house for the fabled likely unwashed dildos he used on Barb?

Guarantee you some scumbag would have mapped the whole place out already of easy break in points around the permiter of the house, once they know what times the neighbourhood gets pretty quiet, they'll make there move and start stealing shit.

The opportunity is too good for them to pass up, especially if they can sell stuff for absolutely ridiculous prices on ebay and some people are retarded enough to buy them.