G4 Returning in 2021

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Oh wow. Here's one of the hosts of G4TV, Gina Darling, being a bitch to gamers and calling them incels just like Adam Sessler. Way to be woke, G4TV....
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The absolute state of NU G4 to where they are getting a coke head to beat the "3D SONIC BAD" horse that has been made into glue by now, very revolutionary Kahntent
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The absolute state of NU G4 to where they are getting a coke head to beat the "3D SONIC BAD" horse that has been made into glue by now, very revolutionary Kahntent
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I'll save your time from watching this boring generic trash and summarize this video:

1. Sonic OC joke and fetish joke for the nth time in 2021.
2. 2D Mario is platforming, 2D Sonic's approach is speed and the video even says "it's not comedic hyperbole".
4. 3D Mario good, 3D Sonic bad. Adam Sessler hated Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast and tells people to remove their nostalgia glasses. He says the game takes "gotta go fast" too literally, claimed that Sonic Adventure was the start of "Sonic and his Mediocre Friends". Oh yeah there's a "Big the Cat" joke there.
5. Talks about Sonic Adventure 2, and then talks about how he doesn't think Sonic's speed translated well from 2D to 3D. "There's just too much going on in any given place to know what to pay attention to. And when you hit something and lost your rings and momentum, it really did make the games seem like they came to a screeching halt, as opposed to the 2D games, where if you take damage, you just take it on the chin and keep going."
6. 3D Sonic bad, other platforming 3D games from Sony PS2 good. "Sonic Heroes was the first Sonic game to arrive on all three major platforms at the time, which was heralded as a selling point." Main complaint is the bad clipping in the game but then added a shitty joke about anger issues.
7. Shadow the Hedgehog joke. Gun joke. This part actually lasted for few seconds and just rambled on about the guns in the game and nothing else.
8. Sonic 06 joke. Glitch joke. At least there's no joke about the long loading screens.
9. Sonic becomes a werewolf/Sonic has a sword joke. "Sonic, but he's Mario Kart", "Sonic, but he's friends with Mario now". Wait, why is this in a game about 3D Sonic? Talks about making your own OC in Sonic Forces, but mentions "that makes the game worse".
10. Same boring statement about how Sonic should go back to 2D. "If the entitled fanboys can use their human potential to bully the producers of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie into making the titular character NOT look like a radioactive abomination, then... I think they can take some constructive criticism."

Only good things in the video are the video editing, video being short enough to catch my interest and actually providing subtitles. Rest is pure beating the horse garbage and this shitty mindset got us to how Sonic what it is today: le funny Twitter account posting le funny epic maymays and praising Sonic fangames/fanworks to convince consoomers to consume more of Sonic's soulless effortless low quality mobile shit and even lower quality "playing it safe" games ("Hey, at least it's not 06!") to convince them "Sonic is back".
 
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I love how you'd think all these e-celebs would be participating to bring back "real gamer G4 content" and it instead turns out Adam is so desperate for relevance that he's debasing himself to making stock-standard reactionface videos about topics everyone's beaten to death.

C'mon Adam, even Matt McMuscles has already covered this shit and that guy is the very definition of late to the party wikipedia vomit.
 
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This shit just makes me sad, and I only casually watched it in the late 00's until we changed our provider to something that didn't have it. I didn't even know they shut down until some time last year.

I hate this trend of """bringing back""" good shit from the past. I swear that they do it to not only turn it into a rotten husk of what it once was to "correct" it from it's modern day perceived evils, but to rub salt into the wound for the people that enjoyed and basically say, "It's dead forever. Lose all hope in experiencing these unique joys again."

Also if you're looking forward to them releasing full unedited versions of their shows from way back, I hope you're knocking on wood because there isn't a chance in hell those episodes will ever see the light of day in this political climate. I legitimately wonder whether or not they've been deleted already for being "too toxic" or some shit.
 
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What's even going on with it? Outside of their Youtube channel I'm not aware of anything else going on.
 
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What's even going on with it? Outside of their Youtube channel I'm not aware of anything else going on.
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All the women are masking their crippling alcohol addiction by acting quirky and trying to imitate being funny but they're not even throwing out those empty cases of box wine anymore and are just letting them pile up.
 
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