Dramacow Gabe Navarro / Moleman9000 / MolemanNineThousand / ResonX - 13 bans on Wikia

[Simplicity111]

Not sure. I thought I read it on ED, but it's ED so I'm skeptical.

Either way it wouldn't shock me that our hero Moleman did that of all people.
"I wanted to enjoy a vacation in Hawaii, but these CYBABAWLIES are ruining it for me!"

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Not sure. I thought I read it on ED, but it's ED so I'm skeptical.

IIRC, the story went as follows:

a) lolcow begged girl he was crushing on to go on vacation with him, pretty much to try and have sexy times with her.

b) girl agreed to go, only if second male friend could come.

c) lolcow reluctantly lets second male friend come with him and girl.

d) girl and second male friend basically spend the whole vacation either making out or having sex in hotel room.

e) lolcow, knowing he can't end the vacation early, basically has to suffer through this and spends most of his time alone in room on laptop.

I *think* this might of been Moley, but it could have been another lolcow, I'm just not sure.

 

[Lunachu]

IIRC, the story went as follows:

a) lolcow begged girl he was crushing on to go on vacation with him, pretty much to try and have sexy times with her.

b) girl agreed to go, only if second male friend could come.

c) lolcow reluctantly lets second male friend come with him and girl.

d) girl and second male friend basically spend the whole vacation either making out or having sex in hotel room.

e) lolcow, knowing he can't end the vacation early, basically has to suffer through this and spends most of his time alone in room on laptop.

I *think* this might of been Moley, but it could have been another lolcow, I'm just not sure.

I think that was KrappleGuy.

 

[Marionette]

No. Moleman was the one who went on a trip to Hawaii and spent the whole trip arguing on wiki pages. No idea who you're talking about though.

 

[Enig]

Moleman was kept awake for days protecting his wiki while in Hawaii. He would rather prevent every page from having a transcript of "Macho Man on coke" than enjoy a tropical island. Seriously, someone would alter it at like 4 AM and he would be hounding it automatically (about 6 PM there if I remember correctly).

 

[Metal Sink]

IIRC, the story went as follows:

a) lolcow begged girl he was crushing on to go on vacation with him, pretty much to try and have sexy times with her.

b) girl agreed to go, only if second male friend could come.

c) lolcow reluctantly lets second male friend come with him and girl.

d) girl and second male friend basically spend the whole vacation either making out or having sex in hotel room.

e) lolcow, knowing he can't end the vacation early, basically has to suffer through this and spends most of his time alone in room on laptop.

I *think* this might of been Moley, but it could have been another lolcow, I'm just not sure.

That's a rather sad and depressing way to get cucked.

 

[The Oddball from MLW]

Doesn't Moleman9000 know that there's a MLP wiki and a KND wiki? There's probably a Fairly Oddparents wiki too.

TL;DR: There's a wiki for everything.

 

[Simplicity111]

Moleman was kept awake for days protecting his wiki while in Hawaii. He would rather prevent every page from having a transcript of "Macho Man on coke" than enjoy a tropical island. Seriously, someone would alter it at like 4 AM and he would be hounding it automatically (about 6 PM there if I remember correctly).

That guy must be crazy. Now I'm curious: why did he go to Hawaii to begin with if he would be doing the exact same things at home anyway?

 

[butt in trouble]

A summary of every sentence Gabe has ever said:
Dude, Not cool. Explain yourself. How am I _____? You are forbidden from _____ me.

 

[EI 903]

That guy must be crazy. Now I'm curious: why did he go to Hawaii to begin with if he would be doing the exact same things at home anyway?

Family trip. If left to his own devices Gabe would never leave his bedroom.

 

[Enig]

Don't even care if it's shillposting or not, but the main page to Avan-Verse is fixed along with a lot of old and new articles being restored. Accounts are open too.

 

[WWWWolf]

TL;DR: There's a wiki for everything.

Rule 33: There's a wiki about it
Rule 34: There's porn about it
Rule 35: There's a wiki about the porn about it

[/revised]

 

[José Mourinho]

Okay, that legitimately makes me sad.
Who spends a vacation at HAWAII at all places arguing with internet trolls? Why even go then?

I know other users have answered this, but here's what happened:

• Moleman was a huge icon on 789chan way back then. He was notable at that time for his 1984 rant, his Navaverse creation and his crusade against Wikipedia all over zero mention of YouTube Poops. After he got his ED page, he was in the 789chan IRC chat complaining about it (don't have the chatlog since it was on 789chan, appreciated if someone has it). He later quit, never visited 789chan again.
• Months later, when people actually forgot who Moleman is, he later returned to 888chan (a new reincarnation of 789chan) asking for his ED page to be deleted because if you Google searched him, his ED page was the first result. This lead to more whining from him in 888chan IRC chat, leading to the vandalism of his Navaverse wiki and the creation of the parody wiki Avanverse.
• Now this is where it heats up. After the Avanverse wiki was made, there was less to no vandalism on Moleman's Navaverse wiki. However, at that time, the Navaverse wiki had no admins other than the founder Moleman himself. So he's pretty paranoid about the possibility of people vandalising his wiki instead of just closing the wiki for only himself to edit (according to him he wouldn't do it because to him there's a possible chance for other people making constructive edits on his wiki even though he was pretty much the only editor on his wiki) or at least find some admins to revert vandalism on his wiki.
• During his Hawaii trip, he discovered that there was vandalism on his wiki, and decided to go on a crusade:

TL;DR version:

[23:09] <Moleman9000> WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS ILLEGAL.
[23:09] <Candy> ICARUS_CP
[23:09] <Katsu> No, they're not going to stop.
[23:09] <Moleman9000> STOP.
[23:09] <Beekeeper> No it's not
[23:09] <Candy> No its not
[23:09] <Moleman9000> IT.

[23:11] <Candy> Also aren't you in hawaii
[23:11] <Candy> why aren't you enjoying the beautiful women?
[23:11] <Moleman9000> If there have been two trolls I've ever come across, those two are you two.
[23:11] <Candy> or the sea
[23:11] <Candy> or volcanoes
[23:11] <Candy> or the beautiful sea life
[23:11] <Beekeeper> You need to relax Moleman9000, lay down on the beach and relax
[23:11] <vivivi> Yay! I'm not a troll!
[23:11] <Moleman9000> Because that's superfluous. Just because I'm on vacation doesn't mean I should be lazy.

[23:12] <vivivi> You think internet arguments are productive?
[23:12] <Moleman9000> I'm trying to get multiple projects done this month.
[23:12] <vivivi> Vacations totally mean be lazy
[23:12] <Candy> Thats exactly what a vacation is
[23:12] <PissWoofer> Thats exactly what a vacapiss is
[23:12] <vivivi> enjoy yourself
[23:12] <vivivi> "Projects"
[23:12] <vivivi> lol
[23:12] <Moleman9000> I'm trying to do that too.
[23:12] <Moleman9000> How is my work not "projects"?

[23:13] <Moleman9000> I'm allowed to make and maintain it.
[23:13] <Candy> how does it feel to be ruining the lives of children moleman?
[23:13] <Moleman9000> I've specifically told you that you CAN'T edit my site.
[23:13] <Candy> you nearly got my children taken away you sick fuck
[23:13] <vivivi> Moleman you fucked candy over bad
[23:13] <JEWS>

[23:13] <Beekeeper> And yet were stilling editing it
[23:13] <JEWS> hi Moleman9000
[23:13] <Candy> I want a damn apology on deviant art
[23:13] <JEWS> how's hawaii
[23:13] <Candy> then maybe i'll stop
[23:13] <Moleman9000> You seem to be trying to send the message that I "can't" have a wiki about my work.

[23:15] <Candy> they ahven't done anything to you
[23:15] <vivivi> You're the one telling us what we can and can't do moleman.
[23:15] <vivivi> You're a real bully.
[23:15] <Moleman9000> Do YOU? Do your children KNOW what you spend your time doing online?
[23:15] <Beekeeper> You threatened me with death too
[23:15] <JEWS> i haven't done anything to you Moleman9000
[23:15] <vivivi> Moleman you're an ass.
[23:15] <Candy> I'm a damn good mother o them
[23:15] <Moleman9000> IT'S MY WORK, MY PAGES, MY SITES.

[23:17] <Moleman9000> Candy, you MADE HATE ART AND VANDALIZED MY WIKI REPEATEDLY
[23:17] <PissWoofer> Candy, you MADE HATE ART AND PISS MY WIKI REPEATEDLY
[23:17] <Beekeeper> Moleman9000: http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Glanmi
[23:17] <vivivi> So you want Candy to DIE?
[23:17] <vivivi> Wow moleman
[23:18] <Candy> SO THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO THREATEN MEA AND MY CHILDREN?

[23:25] <Moleman9000> You wrote a journal speaking out against me.
[23:25] <Beekeeper> Your very entertaining Moleman9000
[23:25] <Candy> Enig, C64, RsDuke, Beekeeper, and Me did it
[23:25] <vivivi> I've just been watching you be a dick to everyone. No wonder people are fucking with your shit Moleman9000.
[23:25] <vivivi> I'm gonna get involved and fuck with your wiki.
[23:25] <Moleman9000> You are not ALLOWED to vandalize ANY site, EVER, PERIOD.
[23:25] <Candy> YOU WROTE THE JOURNAL THE FIRST TIME YOU IDIOT
[23:25] <Moleman9000> NO ONE IS.

[23:27] <Moleman9000> You're trolling me right now.
[23:27] <JEWS> never insulted you
[23:27] <vivivi> No hes not.
[23:27] <PissWoofer> No hes piss.
[23:27] <JEWS> never made hate art
[23:28] <Moleman9000> CANDY, what do you want from me?!
[23:28] <Moleman9000> TELL ME.

[23:29] <Moleman9000> You CAN'T "fuck up" my wiki.
[23:29] <PissWoofer> You CAN'T "piss up" my wiki.
[23:29] <vivivi> Moleman9000 is never going to have kids.
[23:29] <PissWoofer> Pissman9000 is never going to have kids.
[23:29] <Candy> HELL MAYBE IF YOU SPENT TIME ON HAVING A LIFE INSTEAD OF NAVA-VERSE YOU'D HAVE CHILDREN
[23:29] <Moleman9000> I'm EXPLICITLY forbidding you from editing it.
[23:29] <Candy> I DON'T CARE
[23:29] <vivivi> Sorry Moleman9000. I'm editing it.
[23:29] <Moleman9000> YOU HAVE TO CARE.
[23:29] <Beekeeper> I just fucking edited it you tard
[23:29] <vivivi> Jews do you want to join in?
[23:29] <PissWoofer> Piss do you want to join in?
[23:29] <Moleman9000> YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED NOT TO CARE.
[23:29] <Moleman9000> PERIOD.

[23:33] <Moleman9000> I
[23:33] <Moleman9000> WILL
[23:33] <Moleman9000> NEVER
[23:33] <Moleman9000> Apologize to you.
[23:33] <Candy> THEN
[23:33] <Candy> WE WILL
[23:33] <Candy> NEVER
[23:33] <Moleman9000> I AM RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG.

[23:34] <Moleman9000> YOU HAVE TO STOP.
[23:34] <vivivi> No
[23:34] <Moleman9000> It's MY wiki.

[23:34] <Moleman9000> I OWN IT.
[23:34] <JEWS> YOU HAVE AUTISM
[23:34] <vivivi> No, its ours now.
[23:34] <JEWS> no you don't
[23:34] <JEWS> wikia owns it
[23:34] <JEWS> they license it to you
[23:34] <JEWS> and to us
[23:34] <PissWoofer> and to piss
[23:34] <Candy> I THOUGHT AFAST EDDY DIDN'T OWN TV TROPES?
[23:34] <vivivi> So, we own it as much as you do.
[23:34] <Moleman9000> Wikia forbids vandalism

[00:00] <Moleman9000> Candy
[00:00] <Candy> What, fatass?
[00:00] <Moleman9000> I hate you more than any other human being on the planet.
[00:00] <Beekeeper> LEL
[00:00] <Moleman9000> You are not a human being and never were.
[00:00] <JEWS> welp
[00:00] <Moleman9000> You are an inhuman monster.
[00:00] <Beekeeper> Is that how you justify this?
[00:00] <JEWS> that's what hitler called the jews
[00:01] <Moleman9000> You deserve every pain, every torture, ever imaginable.
[00:01] <PissWoofer> You deserve every pain, piss torture, ever imaginable.
[00:01] <Candy> How brave of you to insult a mother of two over the inrent?
[00:01] <JEWS> in several speeches and propaganda
[00:01] <Katsu> moleman why don't you start a band like your cooler brother
[00:01] <Candy> You are insulting a 25 year old woman on the internet, does that make you feel good about yourself, you perma virigin?
[00:01] <Moleman9000> You are a disgrace to mothers everywhere.
[00:01] <Candy> and you are disgrace to sons everywhere
[00:01] <Moleman9000> Your children should have been taken from you at birth.

Ironically after that, he didn't visit 888chan for months until he started to Google himself again. So there's the full story.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Hot DAMN I would have paid top Bitcoin to be a fly on that wall while he was melting down and tarding out, that "little kid impotently stamping his feet and shrieking" tantrum would surely warm even the coldest heart. Oh Gaben, truly no one deserves a spanking and a timeout quite like you do.

 

[Simplicity111]

Family trip. If left to his own devices Gabe would never leave his bedroom.

I know other users have answered this, but here's what happened:

• Moleman was a huge icon on 789chan way back then. He was notable at that time for his 1984 rant, his Navaverse creation and his crusade against Wikipedia all over zero mention of YouTube Poops. After he got his ED page, he was in the 789chan IRC chat complaining about it (don't have the chatlog since it was on 789chan, appreciated if someone has it). He later quit, never visited 789chan again.
• Months later, when people actually forgot who Moleman is, he later returned to 888chan (a new reincarnation of 789chan) asking for his ED page to be deleted because if you Google searched him, his ED page was the first result. This lead to more whining from him in 888chan IRC chat, leading to the vandalism of his Navaverse wiki and the creation of the parody wiki Avanverse.
• Now this is where it heats up. After the Avanverse wiki was made, there was less to no vandalism on Moleman's Navaverse wiki. However, at that time, the Navaverse wiki had no admins other than the founder Moleman himself. So he's pretty paranoid about the possibility of people vandalising his wiki instead of just closing the wiki for only himself to edit (according to him he wouldn't do it because to him there's a possible chance for other people making constructive edits on his wiki even though he was pretty much the only editor on his wiki) or at least find some admins to revert vandalism on his wiki.
• During his Hawaii trip, he discovered that there was vandalism on his wiki, and decided to go on a crusade:

TL;DR version:

























Ironically after that, he didn't visit 888chan for months until he started to Google himself again. So there's the full story.

Wow, now I see if a tropical island won't get his mind off the wiki, nothing will. This guy is a sad individual.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Inspired by the reopening of the Avanverse Wiki, I made this quick and somewhat autistic shoop:

Spoiler

"— I've seen the future, a cyberbully-free future. And as you watch this battle just beginning to unfold, I have already seen the final act! It is my destiny to clean the Internet for all mankind...
— Mankind has forgotten you, Gay Ben!
— *awkward silence* Explain how this is not cyberbul... -signal cut down-".

 

[Arctic]

Look at the Nava-verse page on AllTheTropes, he basically admits that the whole thing is just a wish fulfillment trip for him.

Spoiler

 

[Enig]

Look at the Nava-verse page on AllTheTropes, he basically admits that the whole thing is just a wish fulfillment trip for him.

Spoiler

Oh dear, ATT is on the same host as AV. Might need to drop a line there.
Fucking page saving on ATT keeps dropping out on the submit redirect.

 

[Smutley]

Moleman and his glorious return inspired me to write a partial parody of Guess Who's Back

Cyberbolly trolls go round the online,

Round the online, round the online

Cyberbolly trolls go round the online,

Round the online, round the online
Guess who's back, back again

Molemans back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Moleman no more

Not even Reson on wikia or social media

Well if you want Gaben, then this is what I'll give ya'

A little bit of ‘tism mixed with some schizophrenia

Some rage will jump start my art quicker

Then the ‘sketti dropped when I get shocked
By site admins as I’m not cooperating
While I’m attacking the chatrooms while he’s moderating

You waited this long for me to stop hating

It’ll never happen with the taunts and the baiting
Saying that I will never get to mating

And the Nava-verse is never updated

So the KIWI won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on the WIKIs

But it feels so empty without me
Just get a grip, I’m off on a trip 

What’s that? your AVANs a rip and it’s makin’ me flip

Get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I filed an internet lawsuit, “Fuck you, Candy!”

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just listen to me
'
Cause we need a little more decency

“How are you not a Cyberbowlie?!”

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everybody just listen to me
'
Cause we need a little more decency

“How are you not a Cyberbowlie?!”

 

[Simplicity111]

Moleman9000 is the definition of "first-world problems". He turns trivial shit such as wiki vandalism into the biggest crime ever.