Game Gunts - What happens when you take a fat alcoholic with a dying show and watch him play video games where he sucks, doesn't say anything funny nor insightful, and can't be bothered to learn how to properly play?

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Ralph's supposed to be doing a Command and Conquer tournament today, but it's already 1 hour past due.

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Gunty is about to play hogwarts legacy. No hogwarts for Pantsu though.
Hogwarts
Guntwarts
Hoggunts

Update: He couldn't get hogwarts to work on stream, quit and went to play civ 6, then immediately quit that.
Update 2: Pig is playing Tropico 6 now, a game that requires a decent amount of knowledge to be decent at.
 
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Ralph is playing tropico 6 on sandbox mode while high on xannies.

Ethan spent time customizing his palace.

As Ethan was busy customizing a building was on fire and Ethan almost forgot to build a fire station.

Ethan is too high to realize that he cant place a building on uneven terrain.

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Ethan has been getting spoon-feed from TumzYE24.
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Funny how Ralph is loosing treasury much like his IRL finance.
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Approval rating going down.
 

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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Ralph is playing tropico 6 on sandbox mode while high on xannies.
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Ethan spent time customizing his palace.
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As Ethan was busy customizing a building was on fire and Ethan almost forgot to build a fire station.
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Ethan is too high to realize that he cant place a building on uneven terrain.

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Ethan has been getting spoon-feed from TumzYE24.
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Funny how Ralph is loosing treasury much like his IRL finance.
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Approval rating going down.
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>ignoring a fire so he can continue being vain
That's peak Ralph.
 
Ralph played 3 games last night

1)NBA 2k23, which crashed his computer multiple times
2)Quiplash 2
3)Tropico 6.

Someone else clipped quiplash. It's probably a VERY good game to play as a streamer as the audience can engage with it and the people playing it. It's a VERY bad game to play when you're a fat, alcoholic pig with a ton of alawgs, and you're currently ignoring a pedo/grooming scandal in the movement you've attached yourself to.



 
Looks like we're getting some Game Gunts tonight. We'll be getting some Gunts of the Kingdom, the latest entry in a long list of games Ralph only plays once and never touches again. Here's a full modern list, you can also see Pantsu's profile up in the corner!
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Btw, here's the end of the list with Pacman and Monster Hunter: Rise which he never touched again like I predicted 2 fucking years ago.
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Edit: And of course he can't play the game. He has a hard time with early game enemies like slimes that jump 1 foot every 10 seconds or a fucking robot thing that slowly prods you with a stick.
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Dunno why he's playing this or anyone is watching. It's just adolwulf telling him what to do.
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