Game Gunts - What happens when you take a fat alcoholic with a dying show and watch him play video games where he sucks, doesn't say anything funny nor insightful, and can't be bothered to learn how to properly play?

Ralph's supposed to be doing a Command and Conquer tournament today, but it's already 1 hour past due.

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Gunty is about to play hogwarts legacy. No hogwarts for Pantsu though.
Hogwarts
Guntwarts
Hoggunts

Update: He couldn't get hogwarts to work on stream, quit and went to play civ 6, then immediately quit that.
Update 2: Pig is playing Tropico 6 now, a game that requires a decent amount of knowledge to be decent at.
 
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Ralph is playing tropico 6 on sandbox mode while high on xannies.

Ethan spent time customizing his palace.

As Ethan was busy customizing a building was on fire and Ethan almost forgot to build a fire station.

Ethan is too high to realize that he cant place a building on uneven terrain.

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Ethan has been getting spoon-feed from TumzYE24.
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Funny how Ralph is loosing treasury much like his IRL finance.
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Approval rating going down.
 

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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Ralph is playing tropico 6 on sandbox mode while high on xannies.
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Ethan spent time customizing his palace.
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As Ethan was busy customizing a building was on fire and Ethan almost forgot to build a fire station.
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Ethan is too high to realize that he cant place a building on uneven terrain.

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Ethan has been getting spoon-feed from TumzYE24.
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Funny how Ralph is loosing treasury much like his IRL finance.
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Approval rating going down.
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>ignoring a fire so he can continue being vain
That's peak Ralph.
 
Ralph played 3 games last night

1)NBA 2k23, which crashed his computer multiple times
2)Quiplash 2
3)Tropico 6.

Someone else clipped quiplash. It's probably a VERY good game to play as a streamer as the audience can engage with it and the people playing it. It's a VERY bad game to play when you're a fat, alcoholic pig with a ton of alawgs, and you're currently ignoring a pedo/grooming scandal in the movement you've attached yourself to.



 
Looks like we're getting some Game Gunts tonight. We'll be getting some Gunts of the Kingdom, the latest entry in a long list of games Ralph only plays once and never touches again. Here's a full modern list, you can also see Pantsu's profile up in the corner!
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Btw, here's the end of the list with Pacman and Monster Hunter: Rise which he never touched again like I predicted 2 fucking years ago.
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Edit: And of course he can't play the game. He has a hard time with early game enemies like slimes that jump 1 foot every 10 seconds or a fucking robot thing that slowly prods you with a stick.
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Dunno why he's playing this or anyone is watching. It's just adolwulf telling him what to do.
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