Game of Thrones Thread

[CWCissey]

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I wonder also why Bran has not tell his sister about how it all thanks to Pedofinger that Ned was killed. Or all the other shit he has done. Speaking of which, where the hell is Bran?

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Probably chilling under the tree waiting for someone to stop being a tard and talk to him about what he knows. Probably running some kind of psychic group therapy for characters that aren't listened to at important times with Gilly.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Speaking of which, where the hell is Bran?

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Probably fidget spinning like the austist he is

 

[CWCissey]

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Probably fidget spinning like the austist he is

Ye Olde Fidgete Spinning Contraptione.

That or he's doing sick wheelies in his new chair.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Speaking of which, where the hell is Bran?

Probably getting flames painted on his wheelchair so whenever he moves it looks like he's tearing ass around the courtyard of Winterfell. Even when staying still.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Probably getting flames painted on his wheelchair so whenever he moves it looks like he's tearing ass around the courtyard of Winterfell. Even when staying still.

Doesn't matter what he do he the 3-eyed raven bitches

 

[CWCissey]

Doesn't matter what he do he the 3-eyed raven bitches

Even basically Gods like baller shit like flame decals.

 

[Lizard Lips]

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Still not over a CGI dragon's death. I keep telling myself he's just green ball on a stick. I'm kind of interested to see Viserion as an ice dragon."

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

This is a gigantic spoiler so don't click if you care about that sort of thing.

Spoiler: Bran spoiler

What the FUCK is even going on??? How is that possible????

 

[CWCissey]

This is a gigantic spoiler so don't click if you care about that sort of thing.

Spoiler: Bran spoiler

What the FUCK is even going on??? How is that possible????

Plz no.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Plz no.

I think I know where they're going with it, but I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

Spoiler: Bran theory

i think between the night king brand and bran being a moron and continuing to traverse time, he is slowly becoming a new night King to replace the old one if he dies. That may explain the newer looking, yet identical, brooch.

 

[CWCissey]

I think I know where they're going with it, but I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

Spoiler: Bran theory

i think between the night king brand and bran being a moron and continuing to traverse time, he is slowly becoming a new night King to replace the old one if he dies. That may explain the newer looking, yet identical, brooch.

I sure hope not. I prefer the theory that

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he's the Lord of Light

 

[Captain Fish 2.0]

I think I know where they're going with it, but I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

Spoiler: Bran theory

i think between the night king brand and bran being a moron and continuing to traverse time, he is slowly becoming a new night King to replace the old one if he dies. That may explain the newer looking, yet identical, brooch.

Apparently that picture is just a photoshop? I haven't looked more into it but I showed a few other people and they said that. Who knows dude, I hope it's not a thing

 

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For me, Season 7 of GoT has essentially been the equivalent of riding on a roller coaster with the back end of the train shooting off sparks and engulfed in a white-hot flame: the ride might be incredibly entertaining, but the entire trip you know something in terribly off and you have no idea if the train is going to actually make it through before flying off the rails.

Spoiler: Character Bitching, Teleportation, and other Westeros Some such

While the series has never been as in-depth as the books when it comes to character development, it feels like all of the existing characters have been fully replaced by well-rehearsed caricatures of said characters, penned to create easily accessible memes.
Jon - I Wanna Be Like Dad
Dany - Is She Crazy, Is She Not, Oh those Wacky Targaryans!
Tyrion - Window Dressing, placed into scenes to create a witty remark or to help push exposition
Arya - CHEE-HEE I IS MASTER ASSASSIN. SNEAK SNEAK STAB STAB NOTHING PERSONNEL KID
Sansa - The Rare Ginger MacGuffin - has no personality and is there to move a plot along, or in this case, some subplot because we got to keep CHEE HEE MASTER ASSASSIN something to do for the season.
Bran - Wheelie Deus Ex.
Cersei - Queen Witch Bitch. We all know she's going to lose, and we're hoping she's just going to take out as many people as possible before she goes.
Euron - Oh sweet Euron is going to kick so much ass annnnd disappears after episode three.
Brienne, Davos, Jamie, Greyworm, etc. - PLOT NEEDS PUSHING. Go to this place and do some things!
Dorne. All of it. - A mistake.

Second, while again I realize the season is an especially short season, apparently either Westeros has dramatically shrunken down or being able to fly is the equivalent of teleportation in GoT. You're telling me that apparently Gendry is able to haul ass the entire distance of what appeared to be at least 8-10 hours of hiking north of the wall, have the ravens fly south to Dragonstone which is like 2/3rds of the entire continent, inform Dany, and she gears up in her best winter warfare attire, then flies her dragons alll the way back up north within the span of what, 12-14 hours? Seriously?

Also, good job completely wasting Benjen Stark/ Coldhands as a character. Assholes.

But one more episode before the season is done and I can cancel my HBO Now subscription, which has been essentially useless considering how half this entire season has been leaked and the other half I could've "viewed" on Imgur's front page the next day.

 

[Spellskite]

Less than two hours until Harrenhal is off the table for good.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Less than two hours until Harrenhal is off the table for good.

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wouldnt Harrenhal be the best place for the last of the living to fight the dead (provisions not withstanding)?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

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OH GOD LITTLEFINGER WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

 

[AnimuGinger]

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Wow, Bran, you'll tell someone you met once that Jon isn't a Stark, but you won't tell anyone in your family?

Gotta be creepy, I guess

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

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fuckin rhaegar doing some next-level cucking let me tell you
Also I was right they totally banged who could've seen that coming

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

This episode was fucking amazing.

Spoiler: Please don't read this.

I think that ending had something that proves something I desperately hope is not true. That last scene with Bran warging, and then cutting to the Ravens may have been a misdirect. We've seen him warg into Ravens before when he saw the night King in a vision. I hope it's not true, but i still think he's the night King or the night King is consuming him. I just thought the way the ending sequence , starting with bran at the tree, was very suspicious.

 

[Secret Asshole]

This episode was fucking amazing.

Spoiler: Please don't read this.

I think that ending had something that proves something I desperately hope is not true. That last scene with Bran warging, and then cutting to the Ravens may have been a misdirect. We've seen him warg into Ravens before when he saw the night King in a vision. I hope it's not true, but i still think he's the night King or the night King is consuming him. I just thought the way the ending sequence , starting with bran at the tree, was very suspicious.

Spoiler: Also Includes Super Sekrit Fan Theory

Nah, that's just so there isn't any build-up to Winterfell knowing the Wall's been fucked. Because if Bran wasn't warging, everyone would be chilling in Winterfell and then there's just a million dead guys out of nowhere. He'll probably announce it in an autistic way though to some like guy who cleans out the shitters. I mean, yeah, I get they're trying to pass him off as ' so connected, so disconnected', but you know, an ice lich riding an undead lich dragon shooting ice flame at a million fucking foot wall doesn't happen often in history, so give Mr. Autisim a little bit of urgency on that one.

The Wildlings are continuing to be this shows bitch though, they're all fucking dead by the end of Episode 1 of Season 8. How Tormund is going to survive this one is going to be another wacky adventure. Also lol Wall is already down and Cerci thinking that those mercs are actually going to be used on anything living and that the entire fucking North isn't just going to pull a 'FALL BACK' to the South.

I look forward to the episode where she goes, 'No, of course I didn't betray you, I bought these guys to fight this massive army of the dead that my retarded ass thinks is easy to beat, what, did you think I was fucking retarded?' *Gives look to Jaime who just facepalms*

Though if they make this some time travel story, deus ex machina bullshit, I am done with the show.

The fan theory is that the White Walkers had a truce with the first men, in that the first men didn't build the wall to keep the White Walkers out, they built the wall to keep Men from going IN. Like, the wall was the line of Demarcation and shit. And that because the White Walkers live forever, they always remembered, but men don't live long so they forgot, so all the Wildlings were invalidating the truce.

Then this ends up with Jon having to become the new Night King because they gotta reforge the truce. Or something. Basically fatty was going to end it with no one being happy and Jon is going to be a White Walker forever and Dany is prolly going to go insane and burn shit again and the whole thing didn't matter because South Korea forgot Undead North Korea existed and then Undead North Korea got pissed because a bunch of Homeless South Koreans invaded its terf.