Game of Thrones Thread

The asoiaf subreddit is in a bit of a meltdown at the moment. They wanted to enjoy this shitshow unfolding gradually.

The significance here is that these videos depict events leaked in a script from months back, so at this point, we can be pretty sure of the ending:

Dany storms KL after these 2 deaths, and executes a lit of ppl. Also Grey Worm and the remaining Unsullied go apeshit kill men, women and children.

Varys learns about Jons parentage and betrays Dany as he wants Jon for the throne. Not sure how this happen but he gets executed.

Tyrion isn’t happy with dany’s action and throws the pin into the ground.

Jaime betrays the north and gets prisoned (?) by dany and then freed by Tyrion. He then kills euron but is mortally wounded himself and reaches to cersei as they both die

Jon stabs Dany in the throne room after the two had argued about her actions but she justified them. She dies


 
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Hmmm....
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With these leaks shitting out into the internet I am so fucking glad I lost my hype back at the end of season 4 when they fucked up the Tyrion's first wife plotline. God only knows I would be feeling disappointed right now if I actually gave a fuck about the show beyond idle curiosity and maymes
 
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I'm just glad they've given the Mountain something to do. Seriously, last two seasons all this motherfucker has done is stand around and glower at people (oh and beat the shit out of some rando cultist), so it's good he's getting some exercise.

Also, if that leak is correct...

The fuck is Team Stark doing the three episodes? Obviously Jon is going to be doing something, but are they going to shoot Arya out of a catapult towards Cersei? Is Sansa going to lowkey take the throne? Is Bran, Mr. Knowledge of the World Three Eyed Raven going to do anything at all?
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
Isn't he basically the Abdul al-Hazred of the setting in the books?
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Well not exactly in that Abdul al-Hazred hated what he knew and was driven mad by it, whereas Euron was already pretty batshit and is super into it and wants to try to use all the horrible eldritch shit that's hidden around the world.

Mola Ram said:
I've heard that. Obviously "That is not dead which can eternal lie" is much less interesting than "A finger in the bum!"
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Here's book Euron in Winds of Winter:

“You know what waits below the sea, brother?”

“The Drowned God,” Aeron said, “the watery halls.”

Urri shook his head. “Worms... worms await you, Aeron.”

When he laughed, his face sloughed off, and the priest saw that it was not Urri but Euron, the smiling eye hidden. He showed the world his blood eye now, dark and terrible. Clad head to heel in scale as dark as onyx, he sat upon a mound of blackened skulls as dwarfs capered around his feet and a forest burned behind him.

“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith...even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath. And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest,
seawater still dripping from his hair.

Then Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again, and the priest woke screaming in the bowels of Silence,
as piss ran down his leg. It was only a dream, a vision born of foul black wine...

He's appeared in Dany's dreams at least once too.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
I imagine it sounded good at the time D&D were surrounded by mountains of coke and waist deep in hookers.

The more money HBO gave them the more they spent on "production costs".
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Wonder if HBO will slip some of that coke money to the usual media shills in order to hastily build a wall of "ALTRIGHT GAMERGATE MANBABIES ARE OUTRAGED BY THE STUNNING AND BRAVE DEPICTIONS OF WAMMEN IN THE FINAL SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES!" style narrative to try and bury any and all backlash they get...
 
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Your Weird Fetish said:
Well not exactly in that Abdul al-Hazred hated what he knew and was driven mad by it, whereas Euron was already pretty batshit and is super into it and wants to try to use all the horrible eldritch shit that's hidden around the world.


Here's book Euron in Winds of Winter:

“You know what waits below the sea, brother?”

“The Drowned God,” Aeron said, “the watery halls.”

Urri shook his head. “Worms... worms await you, Aeron.”

When he laughed, his face sloughed off, and the priest saw that it was not Urri but Euron, the smiling eye hidden. He showed the world his blood eye now, dark and terrible. Clad head to heel in scale as dark as onyx, he sat upon a mound of blackened skulls as dwarfs capered around his feet and a forest burned behind him.

“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith...even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath. And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest,
seawater still dripping from his hair.

Then Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again, and the priest woke screaming in the bowels of Silence,
as piss ran down his leg. It was only a dream, a vision born of foul black wine...

He's appeared in Dany's dreams at least once too.
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Good Lord. No wonder bookfags hate show-Euron so very, very much. Based on that excerpt alone, I suspect ...

... book-Euron will indeed kill (or control, or neutralize) one of Danerys's dragons, but in the book it will have the advantage of actually making sense.

Now I feel for Jefferson Twilight: got the blue balls in my Blood Eye.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Good Lord. No wonder bookfags hate show-Euron so very, very much. Based on that excerpt alone, I suspect ...

... book-Euron will indeed kill (or control, or neutralize) one of Danerys's dragons, but in the book it will have the advantage of actually making sense.

Now I feel for Jefferson Twilight: got the blue balls in my Blood Eye.
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Yeah I'm pretty sure Book-Euron is endgame stuff.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Wonder if HBO will slip some of that coke money to the usual media shills in order to hastily build a wall of "ALTRIGHT GAMERGATE MANBABIES ARE OUTRAGED BY THE STUNNING AND BRAVE DEPICTIONS OF WAMMEN IN THE FINAL SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES!" style narrative to try and bury any and all backlash they get...
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That's included in the advertising/operating budget. They were counting on the merch and spinoffs to bring in more cash. Now? lol
 
Your Weird Fetish said:
Yeah I'm pretty sure Book-Euron is endgame stuff.
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I wouldn't give him too much credit just yet. We don't know how much of Euron is real magic and how much is just glamor/confidence game shit. The idea of some fucked up pirate looting the ruins of Old Valyria for magical artifacts (including a full suit of valyrian steel armor and horn that can bind dragons to his will) is almost too good to be true.
 
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Stab You in the Back said:
I wouldn't give him too much credit just yet. We don't know how much of Euron is real magic and how much is just glamor/confidence game shit. The idea of some fucked up pirate looting the ruins of Old Valyria for magical artifacts (including a full suit of valyrian steel armor and horn that can bind dragons to his will) is almost too good to be true.
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So you're saying at the end of the day he might just be a finger inna bum.
 
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