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TBH it looks like most of them just don't care, which is a far cry from DE EBIL RACISS WOMEN BEATER
 
Remember CyricZ, and how much of a douchebag he is? He has a bsky account, and he likes to simps for lolcow Alyssa Mercante on her bsky. He likes it when she talks about GamerGate, that NOBODY ever talks about.
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Remember CyricZ
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will never forget when he die-hard defended a, pregnant, female to male trans, 'doctor' that was supposedly married to an african woman and knocked up by 'her' male best friend
the eventual reveal that the male 'best friend' was OP all along was prolly my fav gamefaqs popcorn moment of all time, and i'd been around since the dark cobra days
(oh and for perspective, OP would routinely have 'hormonal' meltdown and gender identity crisis topics that were blamed on the pregnancy lol. this went on for months)
 
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Merton J. Dingle said:
CyricZ might be the best representation of what your average GameFAQs social board poster is like: a fat, slovenly, poorly read fool whose entire life revolves around the consumption of disposable pop culture and jumping aboard every dumb left wing fad imaginable.
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Since he makes FAQs about Yakuza games he was of course mentioned in the Yakuza thread on here and someone posted a picture of him from around the mid-2000s and a pic of what he looks like now. The transformation is unbelievable, he went from looking like a slightly dorky but still normal looking guy to a fat disgusting slob who quite literally looks like a werepig. Lolcows like Ethan Ralph, Patrick Tomlinson and DSP are often compared to pigs but not even they look nearly as porcine as CyricZ.
 
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Since he makes FAQs about Yakuza games he was of course mentioned in the Yakuza thread on here and someone posted a picture of him from around the mid-2000s and a pic of what he looks like now. The transformation is unbelievable, he went from looking like a slightly dorky but still normal looking guy to a fat disgusting slob who quite literally looks like a werepig. Lolcows like Ethan Ralph, Patrick Tomlinson and DSP are often compared to pigs but not even they look nearly as porcine as CyricZ.
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Pretty sure I've seen his picture, but got the transformation? I don't doubt for a second someone who's spent every day for 25 years on Gamefags would be a fat slob.
 
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Save the Loli said:
Pretty sure I've seen his picture, but got the transformation? I don't doubt for a second someone who's spent every day for 25 years on Gamefags would be a fat slob.
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Went back to the Yakuza thread to find it - here's what he looked like in the 00s (allegedly this pic is from 2002)
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Here's what he looked like 2 years ago
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What 2 decades of wokism does to a mf
 
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Some of you would think of this as necroposting, I would consider it more of a status update. Well guess what? The world is fucking ending because you niggers voted for Trump, and none of you are considering how the good old people on Gamefaqs are taking it!
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Shit's so bad, we'll going back to Jim Crow laws before these 4 years are over!
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And did you know that Trump = Palpatine? And Palpatine/The Empire = Nazis, so Trump = a Nazi! No, we will not read more books or watch more movies, Trump will either be Palpatine, Voldemort, or Capeshit villain. Oh wait, maybe not Voldemort since JK Rowling wrote those books. And to shift the subject ever so slightly...
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None of you niggers care that the destruction of America is LITERALLY happening less than a month into the presidency of Orange Man, you're just content with doxxing the retarded troons on this website. How could you do this to *glances at paper* a doomer troon who was so insufferable he was suspended and booted out of Current Events before he even closed his account? Deplorables, the lot of you, should be ashamed of yourselves!
 
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those damn Google NAZIS are making it so that only major global holidays will be shown by default on your calendar, so now us gamefacksers are being LITERALLY genocided because we have to manually add the real holidays, like HIV+ Month and Rosa Park's birthday, to our calendars
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Liberal tears are SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD :story: :story:
 
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laetiporus cincinnatus said:
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those damn Google NAZIS are making it so that only major global holidays will be shown by default on your calendar, so now us gamefacksers are being LITERALLY genocided because we have to manually add the real holidays, like HIV+ Month and Rosa Park's birthday, to our calendars
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I for one am in favor of genociding GameFAGs users, it's just another plebbit outpost
 
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The Paleblood Vessel said:
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None of you niggers care that the destruction of America is LITERALLY happening less than a month into the presidency of Orange Man, you're just content with doxxing the retarded troons on this website. How could you do this to *glances at paper* a doomer troon who was so insufferable he was suspended and booted out of Current Events before he even closed his account? Deplorables, the lot of you, should be ashamed of yourselves!
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Who the fuck is hockeybabe? If Kiwifarms doxed "her" (lol yeah right), why can't I find a single mention of this stunning and brave wahman who was Gamergated off the internet?
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I for one am in favor of genociding GameFAGs users, it's just another plebbit outpost
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They're all like 40-50 years old too. Really sad people. Wonder how CyricZ is taking it?

CJayC stays winning because he took the money and fucked right off.
 
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