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Grand Theft Auto. The name implies that it's about stealing cars but all I seem to do in these games is beat hookers to death with baseball bats. Why didn't they just call it Beat Hookers To Death With Baseball Bats, huh?
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Isn't this the same story with some fashion game on the DS too? Where it's supposed to be shovelware but in actuality is some deep RPG?Oh my gosh, PETZ: CATZ 2 or however it's officially titled. Does this count?
I've been wanting to talk about this game for years. It's the most bizarre case of false advertizing I've experienced firsthand.
We had a Wii growing up. My dad saw this game on a shelf somewhere and bought it thinking it was a cute cat raising game for us kids to play.
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This was the cover. When I finally booted it up, it was an RPG and had nothing to do with what the image suggests.
You play as a cat on this island inhabited by cats. You wear clothes and stuff. There's a magic hat that's stolen by an evil wolf and he sends the world into darkness/chaos, Ganondorf style. You, the plucky protagonist cat (with the help of a talking companion thing?) must take down the evil wolf.
The thing is, ths game was super fun and cozy. I've debated tracking it down and emulating it just to experience it one more time. But yeah, very confusing for a young kid to process.
This is actually a longstanding myth. In actuality they wanted to call it "Fighting Fantasy" but that name was taken by a legendary series of gamebooks, so they went down the list to another F-word, and the next word on the list happened to be Final. There was no particular relevance to the name.Actually, it was believed to be Sakaguchi's last game. If it didn't do well, it would've been his swan song before going back to college. And the rest is history.
I'm gonna say yes it counts. It's way closer to the intent of the thread than a lot of the meme answers people are posting.Oh my gosh, PETZ: CATZ 2 or however it's officially titled. Does this count?
On this note, one I thought of after posting (but decided to hold off on to let someone else have a chance to bring it up first) is any time a "port" is actually a completely different game.What will really upset you is Doom 64 is it's own game, and Quake 2 on N64 is a different game as well. It's a completely different campaign.
Errrr... what's the confusing part?Horizon: Zero Dawn
Story I've heard is its called Brain Lord because of the emphasis on puzzles, some of which really are kind of cryptic IIRC.What is anyone supposed to get from this title and box art? How did they end up with this? It turns out that the game is a pretty standard Action RPG with a companion mechanic. I started it up today, and while it's nothing incredible so far, it's comfy and the music is nice.
But seriously it's called that because the PS4 is a 76-bit systemFallout 76. I wanted to play it but I wanted to play the previous ones first, I started looking and could only find 1, 2, 3, and 4. I've been searching for Fallout 5 through Fallout 75 for like 6 years now and I guess they've been scrubbed from the internet because I can't find ANYTHING about them anywhere. I tried to play 76 but there was like no story or anything so I assume they expect you to know the story from the previous 75 games to know what's going on. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
This is satire, before some dipshit UM ACTUALLY's me.
There are a bunch of these arcade non-ports on the NES. Shadow Dancer is one for Genesis.On this note, one I thought of after posting (but decided to hold off on to let someone else have a chance to bring it up first) is any time a "port" is actually a completely different game.
My mind immediately goes to Bionic Commando as an example. The NES game is nothing like the arcade game outside of the grapple arm mechanic, and even that works differently (you can't send out a grapple in mid-air so no continuously swinging like Spider-Man like you can--and indeed must--on NES).
Reminds me of if 7th Saga crossed with Soul Blazer. Apparently, these were also the same devs for 7th Saga, which is very apparent from the visuals of it. Looks pretty neat.How about Brain Lord?
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What is anyone supposed to get from this title and box art? How did they end up with this? It turns out that the game is a pretty standard Action RPG with a companion mechanic. I started it up today, and while it's nothing incredible so far, it's comfy and the music is nice.
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It kind of does, if you end up setting up the music quest at the church. Otherwise, it's only referenced through various dialogue and thought cabinets.Disco Elysium has no disco in it, disappointingly.
Sure but whatever one you see right before the game ends has to be the last one, right?Metro: Last Light has plenty of light sources throughout the game.
i am now picturing the furious negative reviews you wrote for rimworld, kingdom come, and alone in the dark. Alone in the dark is the Holy Roman Empire of game titles.None of the themes or characters from "Asses on Fire 11" returned in the sequel, which was a bummer.
It's like that meme with the blonde girli am now picturing the furious negative reviews you wrote for rimworld, kingdom come, and alone in the dark. Alone in the dark is the Holy Roman Empire of game titles.