Culture Gen Z struggling to use “old” office equipment like copy machines, printers, and scanners


Gen Zers like myself are finally entering the workforce. And while we’ve all quickly adapted to the office’s specific brand of oat milk, and the best bike route, what our generation of chronically-online, social media-savvy employees weren’t accounting for, is all of the ghastly and archaic technology left over from the 90s and early 00s.

I’m of course talking about machines like the daunting and imposing photocopier, or the printer that sits neglected, making whirring noises as though it’s threatening to explode every time someone reaches for the ‘on’ button.

Moving away from the safety and comfort of a Google Docs link or an AirDrop is a genuinely scary step to take when approaching your new office job. And apparently, this is a genuine symptom of a generation that has been praised as ‘tech-savvy’ and ‘digitally native’ their whole lives. Sure, content creators like Corporate Natalie help the transition, but it’s not always a smooth ride.


Garrett Bemiller, a 25-year-old New Yorker who works as a publicist, told The Guardian that “things like scanners and copy machines are complicated,” and shared that the first time he had to copy something in the office, he found himself having to reattempt several times. Luckily, veteran office workers quickly came to his aid.

Sarah Dexter, associate professor of education at the University of Virginia, told the publication that “there is a myth that kids were born into an information age, and that this all comes intuitively to them.” In reality, we’re not the all-knowing tech gods that so many millennials and gen Xers expect us to be—we still need to be taught how to use things.

The main difference is that we were brought up in an age of extreme user-friendly tech. There is a certain degree of intuitiveness that comes from being so familiar with the internet and apps, but this doesn’t always translate to a long stagnant office culture dynamic—one that seems to so often be living in the past.

Desktop computing is far less instinctive than the mobile, social world that gen Zers roam. It’s true that loud office computers and dense file systems are daunting for the information age.

This one is somewhat embarrassing, but a lot of us don’t seem to understand buttons either. You can’t swipe this computer screen open, as one Reddit user had to make evidently clear with the implementation of a sticker to point out the ‘on’ switch on-screen:

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The struggle to adapt to the office environment was given a name by tech giant HP in a survey from November 2022. Dubbed ‘Tech Shame’ by the company, the research found that young people were far more likely to experience embarrassment over tech illiteracy or even a dodgy Wi-Fi connection than their more mature peers.

Debbie Irish, HP’s head of human resources in the UK and Ireland told WorkLife that the amount of shame younger colleagues experience may be a result of things like a lack of disposable income to afford better hardware and internet, versus older more seasoned employees, who are more likely to have higher wages. This divide between the old and the new may be why quiet quitting was such a prevalent trend in 2022.

Hybrid working is part of the problem, and needless to say, our time out of the office as a result of the global pandemic (remember that?) have made office tech seem even more alien to us.

Accessibility is taken for granted today thanks to the apps we find ourselves trapped in. Max Simon, corporate life content creator, told The Guardian that “it takes five seconds to learn how to use TikTok, you don’t need an instruction book, like you would with a printer.”

There is a clear divide between our paperless tech literacy and the physical machines we may encounter in our office jobs. We’ve been made shy because of the emphasis that is placed on us as tech-savvy, when in reality, we just know how to use google to solve our problems. It won’t be long before AI has us all out of the door anyway.
 
For the life of me I can't remember all the config.sys and autoexec.bat fuckery I went through to keep my base 640k clean and free as possible on my PC back in the day but I could figure it out again if I had to.

The number of zoomers I've had to deal with melting down completely over having to plug something in that is entirely color coded is an embarrassment to humanity.

Everything went wrong somewhere.
 
I'm honestly trying to remember the last time I had to print or fax something. Easily 6-7 years ago now, everything is electronic now with the big paperless push. Not even clients want anything paper anymore.

I imagine these technologies will more or less go the way of the typewriter, rotary phones, Rolodex and those calculators that you had to pull a lever to operate.
 
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I’ve noticed this with PCs because a lot of younger people are just use to android or iOS. Outside of that a lot of them get lost, especially since phone operating systems are quite intuitive and user friendly.
Honestly any IT bros should look at this as an investment opportunity.

If zoomers are going to be this retarded imagine how much money you can make from asking zoomers "Did you try turning it off and on again?"
 
Honestly any IT bros should look at this as an investment opportunity.

If zoomers are going to be this retarded imagine how much money you can make from asking zoomers "Did you try turning it off and on again?"
No joke, Gen X/Millenials are going to be the computing wizards their entire lives. The equivalent of the boomers who were into computing when it was extremely nerdy and technical. "We had a 300 baud modem and still got more work done!"
 
I am a zoomer but I have never had this problem. I work with old ass printers and scanners some times. I also have a really old HP laser printer in my house that I use. Even had to replace the cartridges or clean them for it to work.

What I do have problems with is modern printers. I spent a lot of time installing the drivers for a modern printer, but the website was so shit and executable so outdated that it was torture to install it. Managed to make that fucker print the paper eventually but I never want to do that again.

Also, come on. What type of absolute nigger doesn't know how to use a computer monitor with buttons? Just press each one until it turns on and if it doesn't then check if it's plugged in.
 
Yeah, this is where I start turning into a boomer. I got it. Thanks.
I won't lie. I absolutely couldn't learn how to keyboard properly no matter how much instruction I got at school. And then I got a copy of Half-Life and needed to learn the WASD controls. You better believe I learned fast then. To this day I type with my hands in that FPS-style posture, ring fingers on the "A" and semicolon keys, pinkies ready to hit the shift or enter keys. That, and damn is it more comfortable than that claw-grip the school taught. No wonder typists wind up with carpal tunnel, because that is not a healthy way to hold your hands.
 
The best part is not only are zoomers too retarded to operate simple devices capable of being operated by even non tech savvy people only 20 years ago but they're also too retarded to just take out their phone and use a fucking search engine and type 'how to use a printer/fax machine/computer monitor'
You’d be fucking amazed by how many people in any age group seem to fail to realise they have the entire worlds knowledge accessible in their pocket if they don’t know how to do something. With Zoomers it’s especially egregious cause they grew up with access to the internet.

Let's just hope 3D Printers won't be as shit as their prior 2D counterparts, because I wanna print mah shooty guns in Minecraft
So far, they‘re quite a bit better, at least the consumer ones, cause you normally just send the pre-processed file to the printer and it does its thing. Helps there’s no complicated shut like fonts.
 
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I won't lie. I absolutely couldn't learn how to keyboard properly no matter how much instruction I got at school. And then I got a copy of Half-Life and needed to learn the WASD controls. You better believe I learned fast then. To this day I type with my hands in that FPS-style posture, ring fingers on the "A" and semicolon keys, pinkies ready to hit the shift or enter keys. That, and damn is it more comfortable than that claw-grip the school taught. No wonder typists wind up with carpal tunnel, because that is not a healthy way to hold your hands.
What is this claw grip you talk about?
What you described prior to that is very close to what is commonly referred to as the 'home row' and is what I was taught when I was in school, back when dinosaurs wearing Nirvana t-shirts roamed the earth.
 
What is this claw grip you talk about?
What you described prior to that is very close to what is commonly referred to as the 'home row' and is what I was taught when I was in school, back when dinosaurs wearing Nirvana t-shirts roamed the earth.
Yes, and due to the way my hands are built its a far, far too narrow grip to be comfortable even just resting there.
 
I'm pretty sure everyone struggles to use a printer. Everything else is correct. Gen Z (and many millenials) have 0 problem solving skills, and usually give up when something doesn't immediately work. As a late millenial I've encountered plenty of this at work and elsewhere

Total printer genocide NOW
Kill printers, behead printers, roundhouse kick printers into the concrete, slam dunk a printer into the trash can, crucify filthy printers, defecate into the printer's paper tray, launch printers into the sun, stir fry printers in a wok, toss printers into active volcanoes, urinate into printers' ink cartridges, judo throw printers into a wood chipper, twist printers' power cords off...
 
It's just going to get worse with deprecated software. I've been trying to get a somewhat old laserjet working, but Windows doesn't want to play ball. The website is also useless, since they don't have archives of drivers past a few years for models not in production anymore.
Works on my roommate's MacBook, though... Anyways, these kids are royally screwed if they ever need to find drivers or work with early internet of Things shit.
 
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Well, when I did tech support most of the people I assisted would refer to their monitors as "computers" and power those on, then complain about a black screen when they never powered on the PC itself.

But I can't tell if that's because they were young, female, or niggers. Could be any of them really.
 
It's just going to get worse with deprecated software. I've been trying to get a somewhat old laserjet working, but Windows doesn't want to play ball. The website is also useless, since they don't have archives of drivers past a few years for models not in production anymore.
Works on my roommate's MacBook, though... Anyways, these kids are royally screwed if they ever need to find drivers or work with early internet of Things shit.
Cups seems to have support for a lot of older printer hardware.
 
You’d be fucking amazed by how many people in any age group seem to fail to realise they have the entire worlds knowledge accessible in their pocket if they don’t know how to do something. With Zoomers it’s especially egregious cause they grew up with access to the internet.
Being a "digital native" and not knowing how to use digital technology is like being a native of the country of India and not knowing how to shit on the street
 
Well, when I did tech support most of the people I assisted would refer to their monitors as "computers" and power those on, then complain about a black screen when they never powered on the PC itself.

But I can't tell if that's because they were young, female, or niggers. Could be any of them really.
I feel seen right now. Mr. Cheese still laughs about it 20 years later.
 
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