General Assembly for October 3rd

[some dumb cunt]

the muff-to-be is doing well, meanwhile i am coughing my guts out because kungflu.

 

[Silver Higgs]

Things could have been better but despite them being shitty I'm not gonna let it bring me down. Positive Polly and all that.

Thanks for asking though.

 

[Notepad Anon]

How was your week? Anything on your mind?

My life is falling apart and I feel like a failure over an ambition to get over being me. So yeah, pretty normal. Still grinding Mr. Null, never stop the grind, I can't stop or I may die.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I am getting married today and shitting bricks. LITERALLY I'm pooping on the toilet rn as I type this. I tried folding my pocket square into a fleur de lis and I realized it's too small and not thick enough and I got angry. View attachment 7997090

Congratulations! Don't trip and fall in front of everyone.

Fr, have a wonderful day and start to a wonderful marriage!

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

the muff-to-be is doing well

You got a sex change? Mazel tov.

 

[Professional Noticer]

How was your week? Anything on your mind?

who the fuck are you and what did you do with Josh?

 

[ArticleWriter]

My back hurts.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Are you skinny yet?

I like him better fat.

 

[I Pick Minions]

I've been picking up apples for 6 hours with friends and we got around 1,5 tons

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Shitposting. Just like now.

 

[Ziger]

I´ve learned that lab grown diamonds exist today and have been pondering on how to abuse a certain group of "people"´s afffinity for gaudy jewelery for my own monetary benefit

 

[Dynamo Dan]

Spending my weekend schizophrenically reading threads and watching videos about several lolcows at the same time

 

[Alber]

How much money would it take to convince DSP to do a "Running of the bulls", where he runs through the streets of Baltimore, shouting NIGGER at every porch monkey he sees?

(At the end, we can just not pay him)

 

[TardiX]

At the advice of my agent I am attempting to appear more friendly, human, and approachable.

Have you been able to pass the Turing test yet?

 

[W@rui]

I've lost 50 lbs so far since going to the gym. Sure things can be annoying in life sometimes, but I'm feeling much better and more confident about myself.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

General Assembly for October 3rd​

It just dawned on me the Mormons are having their semi-annual General Conference this weekend. Coincidence, or is Jersh giving up caffeine and putting on holy underwear soon?

 

[DocBot Floyd Mod.2]

Had an endoscopy and colonoscopy. Now I know for certain I don't like being pegged nor would I want to suck dick. So I am like 150% straight

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I was there when Johm Cotter Moon decided to go Heemeyer on the disk array.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Just opened a bottle of Balvenie portwood 21, watching the new Love Is Blind season […] Orange cat on my lap.

Did we just become best friends? Even though I can’t drink anymore :,-(

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Being a real nigga like always