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"It was made in America, so it's clearly inferior to my expensive imported video of a quadriplegic burmese girl trying to sell her goat for a plastic spoon."
Wait, are we talking about Cole or Mark Kermode here?
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"It was made in America, so it's clearly inferior to my expensive imported video of a quadriplegic burmese girl trying to sell her goat for a plastic spoon."
Wait, are we talking about Cole or Mark Kermode here?
Kermode isn't really pretentious, he's relatively down to earth when it comes to reviewing films.
Sony were the people who decided to focus on the negativity, it was a really bizarre marketing strategy.So it turns out to be a bunch of fuss over your typical summer popcorn film.
Wait, are we talking about Cole or Mark Kermode here?
IMDB users are trashing it (158 user reviews putting it at 2 stars) while Rotten Tomato users are praising it. There is no consistency across the sites but that's probably because you have people who haven't seen it yet trying to increase or lower the ratings. The one thing most people who give it a negative review seem to bring up on both sites is that the plot is terrible.
“The editor’s first cut was 4 hours and 15 minutes, and I trimmed that down to a slim 3 and a half hours (laughs). We generate a lot of stuff and I always wanna have all the underpinnings of a big, emotional story, and because of that it just added a lot of extra scenes that as you’re going through, you know you have to make a lot of choices because I knew I had to bring this down under two hours. You just start weeding and saying, ‘What do people want to delve deeper into and what do we wanna just kind of skirt through and get to the fun parts?’”
Nope... not even the original theme can save this turd. That scene where "Tumblr" licks her guns is so fucking stupid, pandering and cringeworthy.Sony were the people who decided to focus on the negativity, it was a really bizarre marketing strategy.
All they had to do was disable comments (Nobody usually takes YouTube comments seriously anyway) and add the original theme song for nostalgia purposes:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8IDXpOX0Cp0
Internet ratings always suffer from these idiotic rating-wars where people who haven't seen the movie rate it according to their insipid opinions regarding matters that have no relation to the actual movie.IMDB users are trashing it (158 user reviews putting it at 2 stars) while Rotten Tomato users are praising it. There is no consistency across the sites but that's probably because you have people who haven't seen it yet trying to increase or lower the ratings. The one thing most people who give it a negative review seem to bring up on both sites is that the plot is terrible.
Nope... not even the original theme can save this turd. That scene where "Tumblr" licks her guns is so fucking stupid, pandering and cringeworthy.
Internet ratings always suffer from these idiotic rating-wars where people who haven't seen the movie rate it according to their insipid opinions regarding matters that have no relation to the actual movie.
Fortunately enough, we can look at box office results, so we can determine what the actual audience thought of this movie.
Someone get me my Microwave Popcorn. These videos have left me with too much salt to know what to do with.https://youtube.com/watch?v=miiDaeN1eMIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2PRTOkjtlZMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dHEx5zF3N84https://youtube.com/watch?v=UNagF0MK1Eghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=kNufxXIdDvwhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=en_rcgpLbN8https://youtube.com/watch?v=dN-GrWAOcCQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qc3-e7sAxOshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cGvS4XokfPchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=TfygDB_IbSA
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Didn't want to imply that good box office results make something a good movie (or vice versa, for that matter), but it does gauge the audiences reaction to the movie a lot better than some random number on the internet that's being fucked with by idiots giving it 10/10 or 1/10 out of spite.Box Office isn't always a good margin of how good a movie is, or even what audiences think, instead it's a just merely how much hype and good advertising it had. Case in point Avatar. Remember Avatar? Actually no you probably don't. Despite being one of the highest grossing movies of all time, nobody can even remember what it was about besides some blue space elves and a guy going Quantum Leap on them.
The Star Wars Prequels, which not even from a autistic perspective of "they ruined star warrrrrrrs" were frankly just bad movies in general, were massive smash successes, as was Crystal Skull. Both simply because of the branding. Almost everyone I knew who say Crystal Skull hated it almost immediatly, invluding people making jeers at it during the screening, but you still went to it because "I mean it's still an Indiana Jones movie, it can't be that bad right, and the only other choice is Vantage Point." And then you have tons of great movies that flopped due to critical missteps in the months between wrapping and release.
Especially because the average moviegoer isn't some autistic looney who spent the last 5 months meticulously debating the merits of the $10 ticket they are going to buy. It's just "Hey wanna catch a movie? Yeah sure, what's on? Ghostbusters I guess?"
Now we know which one's Dobson's favorite.