Ghostbusters Salt - Pro, Anti, whatever.

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Lorento said:
Who the fuck calls their review 'Misogynistic and Sexist?'
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people with no social skills

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Bad news, manosphere: F-F-F-F-FEMINISTS have seized the Ghostbustersfranchise, replacing all of the characters that we've grown to know and love with four angry dykes and offering the director's chair to some chick named Paul Feig. Ghostbusters? MORE LIKE BALLBUSTERS.

In the '80s and '90s, when I was growing up, almost every Saturday morning ad for a board game would end with a shot of a little white boy raising his fists triumphantly skyward and yelling "I WIN!" Somebody told me once that the reason for that is because focus groups determined that the only way white boys would be interested in buying a game is if the ads for the game showed somebody who looked like them winning. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WORLD? WHERE IS THE AMERICA THAT I GREW UP TO LOVE? THAT AMERICA IS GONE, DISAPPEARED INTO THE GHOSTBUSTERS' CAVERNOUS VAGINAS.

Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Akroyd and that other dude who played Winston basically RAISED ME. I had a POSTER OF THEM that I used to look at a lot when I was five. I had action figures of every Ghostbuster and Slimer and I would MAKE THEM KISS SOMETIMES. My imaginary friend was named Dr. Venkman. Harold Ramis BREASTFED me when my FEMINAZI mother was out tricking hard working men into giving her money to buy ABORTIONS. I lost my virginity to fistful of WARM STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOWS. Must feministsruin this? IS NOTHING SACRED?!!?


I HATE MY MOM, A LOT.

Four female Ghostbusters simply aren't realistic. Only men are uniquely equipped to wield proton packs and analyze ectoplasm, a substance emitted by ghosts, WHICH ARE REAL. Women's hands are much TOO SMALL to hold a proton pack. GHOSTBUSTERS is supposed to be a COMEDY and WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY. And good luck getting audiences to believe that FOUR WOMEN could possibly do SCIENCE, much less in the same room without GETTING THEIR PERIODS ALL AT ONCE or snatching each other's weaves in a fight over a man. I watch television AND READ THE INTERNET. I know how women are.

I'M NOT A FUCKING IDIOT!

Also: SEXISM!!! THE SEXISM!!! Imagine how angry feminists would be if Hollywood decided to make an all-male Sex and the City, or an all-male Joy Luck Club, or an all-male... OTHER MOVIE ABOUT WOMEN. Ladies, you ALREADY direct 17% of all major studio movies, and even sometimes are allowed to talk onscreen. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?!!?

I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE RECEPTIONIST BUT THAT BITCH WON'T SMILE AT ME. TYPICAL.

This isn't feminism; this is a CASH GRAB. This is Hollywood KICKING a bunch of 36 year old divorced guys RIGHT IN THE DICK, and all because some PUSSY WHIPPED execs have realized over the last few years that movies about women make a shitload of money. This isn't the noble, pure, agendaless, art-driven Hollywood I've grown to know and love. This is a BLATANT ATTEMPT to getFEMINAZIS to PUT THEIR CATS AND LAPTOPS DOWN FOR A SECOND and purchase tickets to a movie being made by a for-profit film studio operating in a capitalist society. HOW DARE THEY!


MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

THIS IS A BETRAYAL. I can't believe Hollywood, a place that so often embraces novelty, would revisit a franchise THIS SOON after the first film was made and completely change the whole cast around and basically SHIT ON MY CHILDHOOD. GHOSTBUSTERS IS ONLY 31 YEARS OLD. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? GET BACK TO MAKING MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOKS STARRING CHESTY WHITE GUYS! AND THE SKINNY THIRSTY BITCHES WHO ARE INEXPLICABLY ATTRACTED TO THEM! PLEASE!!!

WHEN I TELL YOU I THINK YOUR TITS LOOK NICE, IT'S A COMPLIMENT, YOU CUNT!

FEMINISTS HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING AWAY FROM MEN—world government, the US Congress, Fortune 500 CEO positions, cable punditry, Ghostbusters—and they won't stop until they've taken EVERYTHING. I'm all for equal rights, BUT COME ON.

This REALLY SUMS IT ALL UP:

WAAH! WAAH! WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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It's not surprising Tumblr's lapping this up but jesus fuck what kind of planet do these people live on that their standards are this abysmally low?
 
"This film contained no shots of Divine eating dog shit... Wow... how far we've come as a society"
- an idiot on Tumblr
 
Hypodermic Johnny said:
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It's not surprising Tumblr's lapping this up but jesus fuck what kind of planet do these people live on that their standards are this abysmally low?
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Sadly, that's the sort of thing most people I know went and saw this movie for. They're like the dipshits that scream and demand "representation" in video games, while openly admitting they do not, in fact buy, play or even like video games.

I guess these people are a step up from that though because they actually paid money to see the fat women eat pizzas.
It's why they're giving such glowing reviews.

They find nothing funny, so it's not the comedy they went for, it's certainly not the ghosts or the busting thereof. They came for the eating scenes, the jabs at men, and the thrill of somehow "fighting against a massive hate campaign".

And also to post incessantly on Tumblr about.
 
My line was really long so I screamed at the top of my lungs that Sony manufactures Playstations. Everybody ran away before they could be tricked into supporting rape culture. So I was the only one at the theater. Jacked off to that dyke McKinnon and then went home. 6/10.
 
geekboy400 said:
so some random tumblr posts about RLM review
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"redlettermedia had max landis in an episode bc they hated him"

To my knowledge, the Red Letter Media crew and Max Landis actually get along pretty well, with Max appearing on Half in the Bag because of that friendship.
 
Lorento said:
Is it bad that it took me about three paragraphs into the second one to realise it was satire?
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lol yes the sarcastic stuttering on the fourth word gave it away completely

you must be super dumb or something
 
Lackadaisy said:
"redlettermedia had max landis in an episode bc they hated him"

To my knowledge, the Red Letter Media crew and Max Landis actually get along pretty well, with Max appearing on Half in the Bag because of that friendship.
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Max is a fan of RLM. They didn't like a movie he wrote called American Ultra (I personally didn't like it too much because Jessie Eisenberg is a black hole of talent and likability) and Max got into a Twitter war over the movie flopping where RLM got roped in. Max decides to save face and goes to their studio for an at-length interview where he just riffs about Hollywood and the game and just BS with the RLM crew because he's a fan of theirs.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Twitter is just jam-packed full of salt right now after one of the stars of the movie spent the better part of yesterday apparently waging a one-woman war against ever troll that exists on Twitter.
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Apparently is a ghostbusters is a GG issue now. I'm more surprised that Twitter moderation is so shitty to even handle blatant trolls when is already pretty SJW biased.
 
Amy Lee of Evanescence said:
lol yes the sarcastic stuttering on the fourth word gave it away completely

you must be super dumb or something
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Yeah lol, but not as dumb as making a twenty minute video ranting about how Ghostbusters prove the Feminist Illuminati exist.

BTW big fan of your music.
 
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