Gilbert Gottfried Grieving Thread - RIP

This motherfucker was one of the best kikes of all time. He not only threw down with the 9/11 jokes as soon as humanly possible, he also mocked the nips after their Fukushima disaster. And he did a version of the Aristocrats joke so absolutely degenerate even I was shocked. He more or less won that joke.

He also had this talent, where he would often just be so absolutely offensive that the audience got pissed. He wouldn't get conciliatory, though, he'd just go head-on with the chief heckler, and bully them until they often just left looking like they were in tears, and then just go on from there. Then he'd try to offend the audience even more.

That's the kind of comedian we need in this world. There is no Andy Kaufman. There is no Gilbert Gottfried. There is no Bill Hicks. There is no Lenny Bruce. There is no George Carlin. There is no Richard Pryor.

At least we still have [REDACTED BECAUSE NO JINX].
 
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I was actually reading his Wikipedia article the day before his death was announced, because I’ve seen or heard a lot of his acting, but I wasn’t familiar with his wider career. Feels weird man.
 
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AnOminous said:
This motherfucker was one of the best kikes of all time. He not only threw down with the 9/11 jokes as soon as humanly possible, he also mocked the nips after their Fukushima disaster. And he did a version of the Aristocrats joke so absolutely degenerate even I was shocked. He more or less won that joke.

He also had this talent, where he would often just be so absolutely offensive that the audience got pissed. He wouldn't get conciliatory, though, he'd just go head-on with the chief heckler, and bully them until they often just left looking like they were in tears, and then just go on from there. Then he'd try to offend the audience even more.

That's the kind of comedian we need in this world. There is no Andy Kaufman. There is no Gilbert Gottfried. There is no Bill Hicks. There is no Lenny Bruce. There is no George Carlin. There is no Richard Pryor.

At least we still have [REDACTED BECAUSE NO JINX].
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Come on at least we have Amy Schumer who is the best comedian ever, I hope nothing bad ever happens to her.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I was actually reading his Wikipedia article the day before his death was announced, because I’ve seen or heard a lot of his acting, but I wasn’t familiar with his wider career. Feels weird man.
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I've always known him as that dude with a weird, abrasive voice who would go out of his way to say the most offensive things he could possibly say, and if someone got offended, he'd then go after them with exactly what offended them. And he beat nearly everyone with the most disgusting rendition of the Aristocrats anyone ever did, and I just respect the fuck out of anyone who made the first 9/11 joke to a mass audience and then followed it up, after the audience was offended and booed and hissed at him, with a lengthy joke about incest, bestiality, scat, urine, and other absolutely vile material, and that actually won back his audience.

Then he got fired from being the Aflac duck for a joke about Fukushima. They'd hired him after he'd done the previous shit!
 
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I think to commemorate the existence of one of the vilest degenerates ever to live, we should degrade the public discourse even more than we already are. To live up to the memory of this filthy, stinking, pervert kike, who shat upon everything resembling civilization like a drooling stereotype even Hitler would have refused to countenance, we must make shit even worse, every single day.

Never speak without it being vile. Never joke unless it is a painful joke that hurts someone and makes their mother cry.

Ever heard the phrase "too soon?" There is no such thing as too soon. Make the joke literally a minute after the atrocity. If the bodies are cold, so is the joke.

NEVER apologize. NEVER fucking apologize. If anything, ramp up whatever got everybody so pissed in the first place. Then tell them to blow you.

Remember those things in cartoons where you had an angel and devil arguing with each other about whether you were going to do the Goofus or the Gallant?

Imagine a little A. Wyatt Mann stereotype filthy Jew kike Gottfried on your shoulder. He will tell you exactly how offensive to be. You should always listen to that faggot.
 
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I've been an on and off listener of Gilbert's podcast since it premiered. Typically, Gilbert was low energy and barely said anything. But when they had a comedian like Artie Lange on the show, he really came alive and he would spend the entire episode just riffing the funniest shit ever with his guest.


Shame Howard Stern cucked so bad towards the end of his career and blacklisted Gil, because anytime Gil appeared on Howard's show it was an instant classic.
 
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Stab You in the Back said:
I've been an on and off listener of Gilbert's podcast since it premiered. Typically, Gilbert was low energy and barely said anything. But when they had a comedian like Artie Lange on the show, he really came alive and he would spend the entire episode just riffing the funniest shit ever with his guest.
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It's an interesting thing about him that two different people who met him for a few minutes could either say he was a really quiet, mellow guy who didn't say much or an absolute maniac. I can't find any right now but the way he dealt with hecklers was just fucking amazing. He was this tiny little nerdy dude but if someone heckled him, he would just light into them in the most vicious way and you'd see these people literally retreating and running away like whipped dogs.

Good God, I just realized Artie Lange outlived Gottfried. What a world.
 
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It's an interesting thing about him that two different people who met him for a few minutes could either say he was a really quiet, mellow guy who didn't say much or an absolute maniac. I can't find any right now but the way he dealt with hecklers was just fucking amazing. He was this tiny little nerdy dude but if someone heckled him, he would just light into them in the most vicious way and you'd see these people literally retreating and running away like whipped dogs.

Good God, I just realized Artie Lange outlived Gottfried. What a world.
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Lange is basically pickled from all the stuff he's taken. Nothing short of a nuke dropped on his house is going to kill him.
 
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I cant believe Artie Lange is looking to outlive all these mfers, and this is a dude that has tried to kill himself before
 
I’ll tell you something. As a kid, I completely misunderstood Iago in Return of Jafar. I thought he truly was still in cahoots with Jafar, but now i can see all along that Iago wanted nothing to do with him and Jafar had used fear to control and manipulate him.
 
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I'll just leave this here. Gilbert Gottfried in the biggest trashfire courtesy of Howard Stern:
 
You know what sucks about his passing? I was thinking about making a potentially more ambitious VinnyTales sequel where Bonzi Buddy is voiced by him.

Guess I'm gonna have to find someone else.
 
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