Gin dreams - Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol

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Not really. Any large chain/franchise in any industry has relocation programs in place. Were it not for us knowing some of her supposed hours she could just as easily be working in a big cubicle farm.
Not that common where i am, pretty much only happens when the company itself decides to ship the employe to another location for what ever reason.

Crazy theory:
Company X sent her to Seattle and she needed a place to stay, a few sweet words and DSP opens up his house to her believing women throw themselves on him!
 
Crazy theory:
Company X sent her to Seattle and she needed a place to stay, a few sweet words and DSP opens up his house to her believing women throw themselves on him!

Not sure which company would wait for an employee to spend over nine months relocating...unless she told them she was pregers which would have entailed a longer leave than the several months it took her "to get her driver's license" once she arrived in the Seattle area as per D$P narrative.
 
Not sure which company would wait for an employee to spend over nine months relocating...unless she told them she was pregers which would have entailed a longer leave than the several months it took her "to get her driver's license" once she arrived in the Seattle area as per D$P narrative.
As said, a crazy theory, but what if she was told in advance that she was going to be sent elswhere for e.g. find a place to stay or finish something!
 
As said, a crazy theory, but what if she was told in advance that she was going to be sent elswhere for e.g. find a place to stay or finish something!
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Perhaps not so 'crazy'. *dons tinfoil hat* Khet took a bit of time 'getting her drivers license as per D$P narrative. This is, what he TOLD folks. It was much later that her 'shifts' changed from soccer mom work hours to the 'night shift' she now seems to work. D$P claimed it she had changed jobs. It could well be that her 'maternity leave' had come to an end and she was put on a schedule....at Spencers at the Mall as is my speculation based off her 'gifts': beanie baby cat, gaming t-shirts and Peanuts daily calendar. In today's SJW climate, a Nationwide store like Spencers might give her leeway being a 'single mother' and not ask to many questions.
 
Most likely answer: Phil lied to make her seem more important than some barista tier wage slave, because he didn't want to admit she was a loser from the midwest who doesn't even have her own driver's license.
 
Most likely answer: Phil lied to make her seem more important than some barista tier wage slave, because he didn't want to admit she was a loser from the midwest who doesn't even have her own driver's license.

I think this is a big part of it. Given how big Phil's ego is, you'd know he'd be boasting if it was something like "my lawyer girlfriend" or "my doctor girlfriend" or whatever else. He's fine sharing details about their relationship when it is something he can brag about, like Kat cooking or being a gamer, or even just physically showing her off on stream. He only uses the "privacy" argument when there's no bragging opportunities.
 
Here's what Phil is doing at 2 AM:

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If he thought this was legit, he has to have been drunk. As noted by one of the responses, sarcasm through the roof.
 
That is incorrect. He started patreon in early 2015. The copyright strike saga was summer 2015. Also, from years 2014-2016 dsp always advocated that he made good money on YT. Now he claims he didn't. The truth is probably that he started patreon to pay for the credit cards he racked up. He always said it was to help the business but not really the truth.
 

Best part about that particular screenshot? Look really close at the 2nd item from the top. It's Phil bitching about Youtube:

"DSPGaming says: Just so everyone knows, part 7 is perpetually stuck in processing - in the past two hours it went from 15% to 47%. so it will probably show up sometime tomorrow, lol. THANKS YOUTUBE!!"

Correction, best part about that screenshot--on the left side, 3/4ths of the way down, there is a fucking paypal link asking for donations to help with the cost of things. Someone feel free to point that out to Mr. "I didn't accept tips" Burnell.
 
That doesn't count, dood.

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Here's an archive of Phil on his old THEKINOFHATEHD channel talking about how to donate to his Paypal (8:30 if timestamp doesn't work) with the bonus of telling his viewers to click on all the ads (8:10), which he still denies he ever did. Also debunks his claim that "nobody donated anything via that method either" when literally 10 seconds after advertising his Paypal (8:40) he says "I've gotten many, many donations." Amazing it's all in one convenient video.
Out of context, I'm sure, though. Phil, being the King of Semantics, will shift the argument to "I never advertised or talked about it on the Darksydephil channel, I only talked about it on THEKINGOFHATEHD channel, dood!" So he's still right and we're all still morons.
 
Here's an archive of Phil on his old THEKINOFHATEHD channel talking about how to donate to his Paypal (8:30 if timestamp doesn't work) with the bonus of telling his viewers to click on all the ads (8:10), which he still denies he ever did. Also debunks his claim that "nobody donated anything via that method either" when literally 10 seconds after advertising his Paypal (8:40) he says "I've gotten many, many donations." Amazing it's all in one convenient video.
Out of context, I'm sure, though. Phil, being the King of Semantics, will shift the argument to "I never advertised or talked about it on the Darksydephil channel, I only talked about it on THEKINGOFHATEHD channel, dood!" So he's still right and we're all still morons.

What is even the point of calling Phil out on his lies? He will ignore your point,call you a moron or an inmature child that does not know how the real world works and block you. There is no winning with him,the best you can do is laugh at him and not engage him.
 
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Here's an archive of Phil on his old THEKINOFHATEHD channel talking about how to donate to his Paypal (8:30 if timestamp doesn't work) with the bonus of telling his viewers to click on all the ads (8:10), which he still denies he ever did. Also debunks his claim that "nobody donated anything via that method either" when literally 10 seconds after advertising his Paypal (8:40) he says "I've gotten many, many donations." Amazing it's all in one convenient video.
Out of context, I'm sure, though. Phil, being the King of Semantics, will shift the argument to "I never advertised or talked about it on the Darksydephil channel, I only talked about it on THEKINGOFHATEHD channel, dood!" So he's still right and we're all still morons.
I do hope he's tweeted this reply with this video as it completely exposes his lies. He's either full of shit now, full of shit back then or full of shit always. But I agree he'd shift the goalposts though and say it's out of kahntext etc.
 
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I do hope he's tweeted this reply with this video as it completely exposes his lies. He's either full of shit now, full of shit back then or full of shit always. But I agree he'd shift the goalposts though and say it's out of kahntext etc.
He'll just ignore it and deny it. Just like when he spent months screaming about how he never told people to click on his channel ads, resulting in his Adsense ban, and then conveniently, during his Retrospective event, cut the video where he explicitly says it just moments before it left his mouth. He claimed there was nothing else interesting in there, so he clearly knew there was.

He knows. He just lies. And like many of the cows on here, even though we live in an age where their lies are documented and concretely presented, they still somehow waddle on and claim they're honest. I think it's the most consistent cow trait, and Phil plays by the book. His aggression on Twitter, I think, is because he knows he is really on detractor turf there. He counters this by being a rabid dog 24/7, going in on people for every comment, always smug and sneering, because he needs to draw attention from all the proof at their fingertips that he can't remove.

It's still fun to point out, though, don't get me wrong, but at most we'll get the semantic dance and some begging, never an admission.
 
"Folks, it's almost the beginning of the month when ALL OF MY BILLS are due, so I have to work very hard everyday to pay the bills, the best way to help me right now is to TIP ME"

"Btw I'm taking the second stream off today, you can still tip me when I'm not doing anything though, okay?"

*SNORRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

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"Folks, it's almost the beginning of the month when ALL OF MY BILLS are due, so I have to work very hard everyday to pay the bills, the best way to help me right now is to TIP ME"

"Btw I'm taking the second stream off today, you can still tip me when I'm not doing anything though, okay?"

*SNORRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

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Sounds like someone has $12k coming in 20 days which is 50% of $16k in Phil math. Flip a coin to decide if he is so bad at math he doesn't know 50% is half of something or already spent at least $4,000 extra in January.
 
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