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Because he's drowned out whenever/if he tries. And he's never given codes for early access to games. If it worked for him he'd defend it to the death. Business degrees don't mean much when you're not very good at business.
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Because he's drowned out whenever/if he tries. And he's never given codes for early access to games. If it worked for him he'd defend it to the death. Business degrees don't mean much when you're not very good at business.
Wing Zero
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You're not the only one to think so: https://twitter.com/TweetDaddy5/status/1092680321236197376
It's refreshing to see Phil get called on the dumb bullshit he spews on Twitter every time he gets pissy about people being more successful than him. If he had any sense at all he would delete his Twitter account cause it does him more harm than good.
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I feel like DSP just wants to be the contrarian for the fuck of it. Not that he has any particular complaints or reasons, he's just kept the "angry gamer" mentality from back when that used to be a draw.
Problem is, people call you out on that bullshit. That whole thread is people shitting on Phil's gin-inspired rantings about a newly released game that is actually successful, and him trying to backpedal on what he said.
In the end, DSP will kill DSP. Not Fred, Tevin, Theo, LSB or any of the detractors. Phil's greed, jealousy and laziness will be the final nail in the coffin. It's inevitable.
The same children won't be able to pay his bills every month. His sheer laziness in removing the $1 tier on patreon shows just how much he cares. DSP is going down, and it's ALL his fault
Problem is, people call you out on that bullshit. That whole thread is people shitting on Phil's gin-inspired rantings about a newly released game that is actually successful, and him trying to backpedal on what he said.
In the end, DSP will kill DSP. Not Fred, Tevin, Theo, LSB or any of the detractors. Phil's greed, jealousy and laziness will be the final nail in the coffin. It's inevitable.
The same children won't be able to pay his bills every month. His sheer laziness in removing the $1 tier on patreon shows just how much he cares. DSP is going down, and it's ALL his fault
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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Yeah Darks constant twitter tantrums never cease to amaze me, he’s like that high schooler who has to talk about how lonely and sad they are for attention.
Just keep it to yourself and deal with it in your private life, it’s not that hard to not make an idiot out of yourself online, it takes tiniest amount of self control to just not hit send
Just keep it to yourself and deal with it in your private life, it’s not that hard to not make an idiot out of yourself online, it takes tiniest amount of self control to just not hit send
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Why would Dave play this new Battle Royal game, when he shits all over it and everyone who plays it, because according to him they are paid shills and they deserve no player base for a game which is only played cuz it's free?!! This would be heavily contradictory and make him look like the world's biggest hypocryit, don't you think?
It's scheduled for Feb 7.
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That guy was negative dood. DSP's twitter is all about positivity and shitting on things in a positive way and peepul sayin positive things about DSP.
Think the echochamber series of communication mentality.
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You can never do it right for Phil because he has to have the last word and has always to be right to paint over his crumbled life choices. For some unknown reason everything anyone does is defined as wrong and horrible, argued with facts pulled from his buttox.
The game is free.
Ahmagahd they just want to attract players.
The devs did marketing to promote their game.
Ahmahgad artificial inflation, this is disahnest and wrahng!
Million people play it.
All million are getting paid to play it! This is fake dood!
Devs thank the player base for trying it out.
Ahmahgad they chill the audience. I on the other hand am never thankful, I'm a real honest guy!
Streamers understand what people like.
Ahmahgad they just do what they like!
The game costs $60.
Great! I will buy and be bored endlessly right away. Gimme money, this game was costly.
The game is free.
Ahmagahd they just want to attract players.
The devs did marketing to promote their game.
Ahmahgad artificial inflation, this is disahnest and wrahng!
Million people play it.
All million are getting paid to play it! This is fake dood!
Devs thank the player base for trying it out.
Ahmahgad they chill the audience. I on the other hand am never thankful, I'm a real honest guy!
Streamers understand what people like.
Ahmahgad they just do what they like!
The game costs $60.
Great! I will buy and be bored endlessly right away. Gimme money, this game was costly.
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PinkRibbonScars
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Phil is like a human Good Idea... Bad Idea meme.
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How is this at all different from the whopping two times he did a sponsored stream?
No, I really want to know. I'm old and I don't know fuck all about how streaming works beyond the basics but from what I read here about when he did them it really, really sounded like Phil was compensated, albeit indirectly, by a game developer to stream a game made by said developer.
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phil was being AHNEST and speaking DUH TRUUF when he was payed, don't you know
even after his nose turned a deep brown, he wasn't being a shill
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Phil actually believes that unless advertisers, companies and/or promoters are holding fireworks in both hands, shouting from a bullhorn with a huge neon sign around their neck reading "THIS IS A PAID PROMOTION", no one can distinguish what they are doing.
I think I understand why Phil doesn't watch anything on television. I bet he rolls his eyes at the end of every single commercial and scoffs, "pfft, they got paid to say that". Kat would plunge a kitchen knife into his chest fifty-seven times before the half-hour sitcom they were watching was over.
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The real reason our special boi Phil is being a salty jackass about Apex Legends is because he's mad that he didn't get to hype up this game for weeks to his paypigs and then play it on day one like everyone else. I guarantee all of you he HATES the fact that he has to play this game now because his own chat cornered him and forced his hand.
Phil lives and dies by his schedule. Clock-in and clock-the-fuck-out. The only improv that he's comfortable with is his EEEMERGRANCEEEEEEEE drama streams, to capitalize on pity.
Today's stream is going to be fanfuckingtastic, cause the game he's about to blindly jump into is completely team based. He's also going to be competing for views with literately, almost anyone who's anybody on Twitch, cause they'll all be streaming this game.
We're going to get one hell of a squealing pig, easily sitting at 50th-60th place in the stream rankings.
Phil lives and dies by his schedule. Clock-in and clock-the-fuck-out. The only improv that he's comfortable with is his EEEMERGRANCEEEEEEEE drama streams, to capitalize on pity.
Today's stream is going to be fanfuckingtastic, cause the game he's about to blindly jump into is completely team based. He's also going to be competing for views with literately, almost anyone who's anybody on Twitch, cause they'll all be streaming this game.
We're going to get one hell of a squealing pig, easily sitting at 50th-60th place in the stream rankings.
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I was going to make this comparison as well. It was just too easy. Class versus cunt.
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Exactly. It's fucking free and people are going to give it a try. If they like it they will stick to it.
Team Fortress 2 is free. The game that Phil collected statues for and has a Scout baseball tee-shirt. People still to this day play the shit out of it. I personally put many hours into it and I actually paid for it when it wasn't free at the time.
Warframe is also free. They had some major update a few months back I believe and we didn't see him complain about that "marketing" hype.
Anyone that plays video games will give a free game a chance without being critical. All that's being wasted is bandwidth and a few hours if it doesn't hold up to their expectations. You would think Phil would take some advantage of a free game because of his "I'm broke!" narrative since he's not doing some down payment on a game hoping to make more cash later.
He doesn't need to hype this shit up, just say you're going to give it a try for a late stream and if he likes it then continue to put it down on your autistic schedule depending on how much of it you can stand(be it late or early stream). Who am I kidding though, he wants day one hype views anyway. That's all he cares about.
He loves games by the way.
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He only watches “premium” services like Netflix, probably amazon prime, PPV shit, and I suspect the premium movie channels. Sometimes you’ll hear him hype up a movie way beyond its expiration and it’s because that movie was released on PPV, on-demand from the premium movie channels, or Netflix or prime so he got to watch it since he ain’t got time to go to the theater. If/when Netflix adds advertisements I suspect he’ll be extra pissy for a while.
I dunno how the wrasslin network operates, so I may be off.
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He will shit on that game because for whatever reason he hates titanfall. He refers to it as a flop even though i am sure it sold plenty of copies. Dave just hates certain series of games for whatever reason.
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He's gonna really hate this one because it's Blackout-style gameplay, but he's forced into 3-man teams. And since he's a coward who won't turn his mic on, he's going to get destroyed constantly and blame his teammates.
SkippyLongbottom
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I forgot it was some battle royal type game. Remember Titanfall had some insane movement options which seems to be the complete opposite of Phil's playstyle of camping in toilets. This will be interesting since he liked to mention that he used to play Unreal Tournament(or was it Quake?). Either way, he won't be able to keep up and it will be constant "What does this do? What does that too? I dont know what's going on!"