Gin dreams - Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol

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Old man Burnell telling you youngins what's right in this world!
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So there you troublemakers!
This is remarkable. How can one person be so grumpy? Why would someone choose to dwell on the darker side of things when there's an opportunity today to have a good laugh to take the edge off despite the pandemic affecting so many people? Oh, right... someone who is bankrupt and having their case evolve in a way that was considered impossible.

I can't say I've participated in a large number of pranks, but I can still enjoy them. DSP should appreciate the first of April since he's such a fan of gaming; plenty of developers love pushing out false but fun updates as jokes on this day. One of my favorites is from 2008 or so during the times of the original World of Warcraft. Blizzard posted a fun little trailer for a game titled "World of Warcraft: Molten Core", and it looked as if it was supposed to run on an Atari. The video was a good laugh for me, and I still appreciate the joke.

 
Phil had to post that at 1:30am knowing how miserable he'll be when he returns to streaming today.

Yesterday's news should kick off a lengthy salty era for Phil. He knows he's fucked now, sitting there terrified of every call and e-mail.
Naaaa. Phil is too dumb to see what is happening right in front of his nose.
 

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this is the latest tweet he’s had in a while. Almost 1 am his time! #GinNights https://twitter.com/theycallmedsp/status/1395284801507131398?s=21
He needs to lock his phone after the late stream. He says alot of sad and cringey stuff that makes this successful guy look like a friendless no-fer lol. I bet he is in top ten of twitter users who block others for his popularity level lol. Also, I will buy you the happy time dialysis machine so you don't end up like Dave. I want you to focus on your action bills lol. great avatar.
 
An ultra late, 3 tweet bomb by the Gin Roach at 2 am! He is delusional, people don’t interact with your tweets because half the time you’re begging or posting some sorry ass woe-is-me shit like this. His tweets also suck.
I’m glad this thread exists as an archive of his #GinNights
 

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#GinNights 2am tweet by the Pig Roach

“I’m excited to “work” a day where I don’t have to play video games. Rather, I can get drunk as fuck and stream-of-consciousness lie and imply all day.”
I think i'll put on my night vision goggles for night jigglin' and join you. I always thought the water bottles were full of booze with the way he sips it at first. A normal person would take a full drink or two. He's probably in the functional alcoholic category but i'm using "functional" loosely. Usually the night stream you can tell he hit the bottle pretty good. I'm not saying anything people haven't heard. I am curious how much gin he goes through per day? most of a 750ml or more wouldn't surprise me, being sober probably realeases his conscience from gin jail. Thanks for the tweets this retard sends..i don't have twitter so love to see the desperation and drunk tweets.
 
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I am of the opinion he fills his water bottle with gin.
As a "mature adult" he really shouldn't have to hide the fact that he's drinking alcohol from time to time, like who's he trying to hide it from, his mother? (well he likes to think that Kat is).

But look if he finds that drinking gin makes his streams more tolerable and gets him through his "work", whatever do what you want roach, but why be discreet about the whole thing, it's not like you're a bad influence on anyone, apart from the couple of retarded kids watching your YouTube uploads, they're not gonna care.
 
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