Going bald - what to do?

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Embrace it, name it (the bald patch).

Don't StrEss about it, it'll oNly make it worse. DoING over the top cures doesn't HELP much outside of emptying your wAllet and Sending out A message to everyone that you're a Pathetic neurotic cuck.
 
Mr. Nekro has a thin spot on the top of his head. He just keeps the rest of his hair nice, but doesn't try to cover it up. He has a very fuck it attitude about it. He's had a few co workers bring it up "You got a bald spot!" Just looks at them dead in the eyes and says "Yup." That usually gets them to shut up. As he puts it it's just hair there are more important things to worry about.
 
If it's not too aggressive and you have the money, get hair transplants like Elon Musk and every other prematurely balding man flush with cash. Just be sure to do your research and select a good surgeon.

Whatever you do, don't go the Trump route and take anti-androgens. That shit they prescribe for hair loss is the same stuff that MtF trannies use.
 
Spl00gies said:
Embrace it, name it (the bald patch).

Don't StrEss about it, it'll oNly make it worse. DoING over the top cures doesn't HELP much outside of emptying your wAllet and Sending out A message to everyone that you're a Pathetic neurotic cuck.
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I'll not BE a balding Queer and will take yoUr advice, my dear frIend, I'll not pass as a cuCK :D
 
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Put a JoJo bow on and embrace it
 
I'd say, save your money and just go for a bald look, when you're ready or tired of hiding bald patches. My SO among the 20% who started to lose hair young. I don't give a shit, that's not something he can control. His personality is still the same. Just invest in some summer caps and warm hats for the cold weather.
If you're not ready to shave and want to hide balding patches, one of fat-cows uses powder to cover hers.
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But you're a guy. If your job/personal life are not effected by hair style, who cares. And don't get to sensitive about "bald guy" jokes. Good luck.
 
Spl00gies said:
Embrace it, name it (the bald patch).

Don't StrEss about it, it'll oNly make it worse. DoING over the top cures doesn't HELP much outside of emptying your wAllet and Sending out A message to everyone that you're a Pathetic neurotic cuck.
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Accepting passively what happens to him, would make him a a cuck.
If he is not bothered by it, more power to him and thats the end of the story but, I always roll my eyes when people who dont have this problem or some other issue related to their physical appearance, tell to others "eh, come on, it is nothing".
 
Nazi vegeta said:
Accepting passively what happens to him, would make him a a cuck.
If he is not bothered by it, more power to him and thats the end of the story but, I always roll my eyes when people who dont have this problem or some other issue related to their physical appearance, tell to others "eh, come on, it is nothing".
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Nah, you name it and it's a special part of you. Not passive. I know some Welshmen who call theirs their 'Welshcake' as it's a similar sized disc of baldness to a Welsh treat. They're as manly as boyos get, and not even slightly cuckish. Besides, it was mostly a shitpost to code a message back to the distinguishable fellow pertaining to the OP.
 
Good thread would read again. Personally I started losing mine a few years ago at the end of my 20s. Started noticing hair in my hands after shampooing and my widow's peak really started to show. For awhile I was in denial but I found out that I look good with a buzz cut (thank god, I feel for men that are balding and have a weird head shape) and honestly I improved other areas of my appearance and haven't noticed any problems with the ladies.

What will give you problems with the ladies is Finesteride. DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT. It's nasty. I bought some online when I first noticed my balding, took it for two weeks and threw the remaining year's supply away. Worst money I ever spent. Makes your balls ache and if you like to workout forget about it. Not to mention your orgasms suck ass and your sperm looks like fucking soy milk.

The other day a good friend said "The Jackal, your widow's peak seems the same as a few years ago look at how bad my hairline is compared to yours, it was the opposite a few years ago".

What I have been using for years now is high quality anti-balding shampoo with no Sodium L Sulfate and anti-DHT stuff like Ketoconozale. I think it works honestly. It won't reverse your balding but it will certainly slow it.
 
Shave your head, grow a beard, start a work out program that makes you into a fucking slab of muscle, get bitches, then discard bitches because they're a distraction, meditate in a cave for 20 years, and finally re-emerge able to punch a hole in a grown man's chest.
 
Curt Sibling said:
"Going bald - what to do?"...

...Have a shiny head.
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There was an interesting study done on women's reactions to pictures of men, some of the findings:

Because only their hair was modified, any differences between the groups had to be due to baldness. This time the bald men were rated as being...:

  • 13 percent more dominant.
  • 6 percent more confident.
  • 10 percent more masculine.
  • About an inch taller.
  • 13 percent stronger.
  • Nearly four years older.
The men with full heads of hair were rated more attractive but the bald men scored "better" on every other metric women use to judge suitability. Race made zero difference interestingly.

It makes sense as look at archetypes like Yule Brenner or Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis and so on. They might not be described as "handsome" but they certainly are seen as aggressive, masculine men.
 
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