GOING ON VACATION!!!! - 7/7/18

[sweaty chafing thighs]

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Jesus christ, stay out of the fridge and stop eating. This is why you're practically the same size as the appliance you love to root around in.

 

[Crispy Chicken]

Yesterday's video:
'So Twinkie has been really lethargic lately and not being herself at all and she's developed this weird lump on her side that keeps growing...'

Today's video:
'We're going on vacation!'

Priorities girl...priorities!

 

[literally low-key]

About 50 seconds into the video Becky calls to Amber to come here a second. I want to show you something. Amber continues to vlog for 5 more minutes until Becky comes to Amber and asks again. This time she says I did something for you. Amber finally lumbers over to take a look at her 50 empty journals that Becky has put on a shelf for Amber. That is the type of attentive partner I want.

 

[Pieces]

Itchy udder.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

Fucking yikes

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"I'm starving!"

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Is that spaghetti strap top another 6X dress she's wearing as a shirt, like that pink Torrid swing dress she wore to Pride/Cheesecake Factory and Panera tour?

She looks so bad. I mean, I'm stating the obvious and saying something we've all said a million times. But she does look so bad. And the hell of it is, the only reason she has a respite from the sickness, pain and exhaustion is because she has rewired her brain to think that gorging is a pleasant sensation. I can't imagine living in that overstuffed, dirty, skin tagged, stretched out, bloated, lumpy body.

I think she has passed the point of no return. Many of the M600PL people don't look as visibly sick as Amber. She could see the light tomorrow, move to Houston, get the surgery, lose the weight and still be dead in five years because she's worn out her heart, liver, lungs and kidneys. So I hope she enjoys her "vacation." She won't be mobile this time next year.

 

[Synthwave]

About 50 seconds into the video Becky calls to Amber to come here a second. I want to show you something. Amber continues to vlog for 5 more minutes until Becky comes to Amber and asks again. This time she says I did something for you. Amber finally lumbers over to take a look at her 50 empty journals that Becky has put on a shelf for Amber. That is the type of attentive partner I want.

And when Becky says she wants to show her something, Amber asks if its vlog worthy.

Like gorl, are you serious? You think pretty much anything you vlog is worth vlogging? Because I can tell you, about 98% of it is just boring crap. You should give Thumb some appreciation for even trying to involve in someway.

 

[TwatWaffle]

I absolutely have no idea how they have managed to live with Amber this long. She can't even leave a pet with a sitter without analyzing how the pets are going to feel about her going. In this vlog we get to listen to Amber justify why they aren't actually going to do anything at pride that she doesn't know ahead of time there will be a place for her to sit, where she will fit, and why everyone will have to miss out because "they aren't interested in anything else".

Her attitude in this vlog is just obnoxious. Can't she see that?

 

[Bunny]

Christ. Becky has at least gained 70+ pounds. It's weird/sad how everyone in Amber's vicinity gains weight.

 

[TaterBot]

She becomes instantly angry if anyone gets between her and food. She immediately jumped to her feet and sharpened up at Eric when she thought he was running interference on her plans to go eat. (The reason the guys go eat with her is because she bribes them by paying. It makes her look like she has friends and wrecks their diet plans, 2 wins-in-one.)

She plans to continue to "bulk up" as one kiwifarmer put it, because her pathetic attempts at dieting and walking have failed. She's set her sights on a gig on 600lb life. But Dr Now certainly will get between her and food, and he won't be cowed by her threat to kick his ass like Eric was. And he won't be manipulated either, better than her have tried it.

 

[Commiechu]

This thing on the side of her nose grosses me out more than the skin tags. Pretty sure it is growing. Gorl go to the dermatologist and have that thing checked out and removed.

 

[8008135]

Christ. Becky has at least gained 70+ pounds. It's weird/sad how everyone in Amber's vicinity gains weight.

She's the King Midas of fat. Everything she touches descends into obesity.

 

[FitBitch]

I think she has passed the point of no return. Many of the M600PL people don't look as visibly sick as Amber. She could see the light tomorrow, move to Houston, get the surgery, lose the weight and still be dead in five years because she's worn out her heart, liver, lungs and kidneys. So I hope she enjoys her "vacation." She won't be mobile this time next year.

The people on My 600 Pound Life still seek out medical attention when they have issues. She hasn't been to a doctor in over a decade.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Our Gorl's gotta go on vacation cause she's so stressed over counting calories again. Numbers is hard y'all.

 

[Owlflaps]

Twinkie looks sadder and fatter with every new video Amberlynn puts out. Sure, our gorl is going on a well deserved vacay, but she won't extend the same courtesy to her pets.

 

[PiggyPie]

Fucking yikes

Finally in a muu muu I see.

 

[89elbees]

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Are we ignoring the fact that the coloring book ostrich on the fridge says "and this motherfucker is called ted" in childlike handwriting? and also that the ostrich bears an uncanny resemblance to big AL in this picture

 

[Twinkie]

Finally in a muu muu I see.

and yet it fits her tight as spanx

 

[Xenomorph]

Fucking yikes

Is that supposed to be a fucking dress?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

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Jesus Christ that's depressing. Although she was over 300lbs it was a manageable weight for day-to-day function.