GOING ON VACATION!!!! - 7/7/18

You know, she's right! Us hayderz should just back off and stop questioning her quality vlogging. She's giving us riveting content daily. I mean, the drama of the two journals that wouldn't fit in the bookshelf. The mystery of wether the frozen slop would taste good or not. Will AL get the mopping done on time?? Jesus AL, don't leave us hanging!!
 
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That neck is an absolute unit.
 
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She can't even leave a pet with a sitter without analyzing how the pets are going to feel about her going.

"We're finally free." they both think to themselves as they relax from their day in the park. These new humans do more than just feed them; they take them to interesting places and let them run outside as long as they wish. These people are very caring and attentive humans. They never knew life could be so good to them until now.

Then they start to feel the ground rumble, they hear that familiar labored breathing, they see the mean ball-shaped woman. The Beast is back and she's going to take her little fur babies back to her cave.

Now all they can think is "Fuck!"
 
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I could not watch the video, but she didnt say where they are going, right?
 
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Lol, she wants to go to a casino? She won't be able to fit in to the seats at the slots/video poker, she's waaaay too wide. And forget about playing table games, those chairs are very close to one another. I'm normal sized and it's tight for me, she would take up 3 or 4 spaces at a table, no casino would allow that.
 
Do you really think those people have health insurance, though? They're all way too fat to work. TLC is paying Dr. Now just like they pay for the psychologists on hoarders (plus aftercare).

I'm sure if someone is fat enough to make "good" TV, TLC pays for it all even if there's no insurance coverage.
 
Do you really think those people have health insurance, though? They're all way too fat to work. TLC is paying Dr. Now just like they pay for the psychologists on hoarders (plus aftercare).

I'm sure if someone is fat enough to make "good" TV, TLC pays for it all even if there's no insurance coverage.
You make a good point, but a lot of them are married and probably are on their spouses insurance, or have their shit together enough to have another form of insurance. But then again these families never look well off, yet they can afford to pick up and move to Houston to be in the program. I guess I could be wrong.
 
Lol, she wants to go to a casino? She won't be able to fit in to the seats at the slots/video poker, she's waaaay too wide. And forget about playing table games, those chairs are very close to one another. I'm normal sized and it's tight for me, she would take up 3 or 4 spaces at a table, no casino would allow that.
In casinos they have slots that aren’t right next to other ones, usually near the isle. The problem for her is that they usually have arm rests. So she will have to stick to the poker/black jack tables that have stools, if she can shimmy her way onto a stool.

Casino would allow it if you’re paying up... though they wouldn’t be happy if you broke their stool.
 
Casinos also tend to be really crammed, no way Amber could navigate through the usual fuckton of people having fun and the narrow hallways.
Also I think the stools would be too small for her dainty ass, she isn't going to be comfortable :(
She should be smart and stick with places where she can be more more or less comfortable, like a comfy hotel with a pool, maybe?
Then again, Amber also should lose weight, get a job and stop treating other living beings like shit, but we all know Amber is a retard sometimes :roll:
 
Her life is so fucking boring why doesn't she just start over with a current vlog? No one is going to miss anything.


Like when she said it doesn't matter if her vlogs are behind as long as she's giving people what they want to see..... so she knows she's a 600lb freakshow and people are just watching her eat herself to death. And the lies to keep the drama interesting.
 
Given that she (and Becky too at this point) look like gigantic toddlers, might they get carded at the casio? If they do Amber's fucked. She'll either have to wait it out alone, or nobody will be able to go to the casino because she doesn't have an ID.
 
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