Golbats for Equality - SJW Pokemon "Memes"

Cisnormative Charizard has a few words to say:

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@Erubetie would you get a load of this shit right here? Especially the parts about how "majority =/= normal".

I was always under the conception that the majority defines what is considered "normal".
A core element of the lulziness of SJWs to me is that they squeal blue murder about normative discourse, then go off on bitter tirades that are just a different normative discourse...
 
*sets off explosion*

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!

To protect the world from Tumblrism!
To unite all peoples against logic aneurysms!

To expose the shitty entitlements that they conceive of!
To extend truth and rationality to the stars above!

Jessie!
James!

Kiwi Farms, mocking Tumblrtards at the speed of light!
Now shut the fuck up or prepare to fight!

@Meowthkip, that's right!
Wobbuffet!
 
So some self-diagnosed idiot pretending to be non-binary just called a transman transphobic for not liking dicks. I think I'm done forever.

Imagine a future where SJWs have classified heterosexuality, bisexuality and homosexuality as mental disorders. Ordinary people are strapped into chairs and forced to watch empowering pornography featuring individuals of all races, genders and kin-types in a sick attempt to convert them to the SJW party line. "Sexuality is a choice," they chant. "Freedom is oppression. All opinions are fact."
 
*Cracks knuckles*

Let's do this.


0.66%.

That's how many people are trans.

Cry some moar.


Sexual attraction to intelligence has been a thing in academic circles for ages, you shrieking excuse for a poison type. Nothing gets some people hotter than fucking science and being able to talk to an intellectual equal. Get the fuck out of Pewter Cave and get some world experience.


....Says the tumblrista who claims to be nongendered and with they/them pronouns. Here's a thought: You're not trans, you don't give a shit about transpeople, and you're a fucking pokemon so nobody should be taking advice from you. Fuck off before I start chucking Ultra Balls.


Because making fun of words has never been done before. That's exactly why puns don't exist.

....I seriously need to spray some fucking Max Repel. It's like an Autistic Viridian Forest out here.


How about no, you fucking UU Tier whore? Your husband is better than you statistically and learns better moves.



You know what's amazing about people who can be declared non compus mentis? They generally speaking can't fucking complain about it. Those who wind up in this position are either fantastically broken or people who are fucking developmentally disabled. But that doesn't matter to you, does it? No, because for you, any disability is a badge of honor to epeen-flog on fucking Tumblr.

...You can't even let the gays have the greatest political victory they've had in this country in 2 centuries, can you? It's all about you.


More fucking being offended by the fact that puns exist. From a Pokemon whose name is a fucking pun.

You have no self-awareness. That's it. You're fucking balled.

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Enjoy being in the bottom of box 14 next to my failed Chatot Breeding Program. Ass.


I don't need to, because you're about as active in reality as fucking Sonichu.

normal

[nawr-muh l]

  • Examples
  • Word Origin
adjective
1.
conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.
2.
serving to establish a standard.

Sorry, shithead, Webster's calls you dumb.



I'm so glad you brought that up. Because you and yours are a platoon of censorship-happy bullies, and people are fucking sick of it:



I know full well what your made-up words mean. They're specifically done to give you and yours status by claiming all kind of exotic shit about yourself that has no grounds in reality. Like you being a pokemon. Or non-gendered with they/them pronouns. If you can prove you publicly claim these offline I will personally eat a strip of sandpaper.


I mock assholes like you who openly declare that the LGB part of LGBT is inferior to its last letter and indeed should be subserviant to them. Does that fucking count?


Humans are a sexually dimorphic species. This will always be the case.

Also your headmates and kintypes aren't real and nobody fucking likes Zubat.


Nothing like a theory that's been essentially irrelevant since the fucking 1970s. There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution that guaranteed we could not get fucking laid. Fucking even other feminists call Male Gaze Theory a load of horse-shit, because it's so easily manipulated:



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