Good methods to stop swearing

[LordofTendons]

This is never going to work. You might be able to stop it for a little while-- you know, put up a front. but sooner or later the real you will come out. When it does, the swear words will come out in a flood and you won't be able to stop it.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Just don't binge any Pacino movies, I can tell you that much. It'll only have the opposite effect.

 

[J A N D E K]

Québécois (French Canadians from Quebec) have interesting swears that you could employ. They “swear” on things to do with church...

like “câlice” and “tabarnak”...

which mean you’re swearing on a chalice that you drink the sacrifice (wine) from and the tabernacle (church). Bonus points for using a Québécois accent...

So technically not swearing and it’s in a foreign language.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_French_profanity

 

[Al Gulud]

I just want to stop swearing because my existence as white man is already oppressing women without my once-in-a-while cuss word.

If you really cared you would have killed yourself and donated your body to the nearest hospital for terminally ill Mexican children on the border you racist.

 

[Red Hood]

I quit swearing by super gluing my mouth shut. It worked but I'm very hungry now.

 

[jewelry investor]

Just call people pedos. Not swearing but still offensive.

call em nonces.

 

[dopy]

sorry OP i've run the tests and it look like your shits permanently retarded and you're talk like a fag forever lol

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Brutal violence really helps to calm the nerves.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Please see Annie Wilkes for good examples of not swearing, and managing to come off even worse:

 

[BeanBidan]

Fuck that fucking shit. Swear all the fuck you want. Damn i swear my fucking ass off daily and I turned out pretty fucking great.

 

[Purple Stuff]

oh just remove your tounge!

 

[Positron]

Should I also stop parading around in my black SS uniform with swastika armband?

Hugo Boss does women too.

 

[Some Manajerk]

imagine that every time you swear, your kind, loving grandma, who would pinch your cheeks and bake you cookies, just looking at you sadly and saying "Now thats not a nice thing to say"

 

[Loxiozzz]

Never stop swearing. It's the best fucking thing ever

 

[SmokingBun]

Swears and profanity change with the times and reflect taboos. Tommorrow's swears can become today's accepetable mainstream vernacular, and today's accepted mainstream vernacular can become tommorrow's swears. It varies from culture to culture.

The best way to eliminate swears is to destroy all notions of social taboo. For what it's worth, I believe in you. I suggest you start small, like small islands and villages and move up from there.

 

[diophantines]

Swear in a different language. Or do cutesy swears; I usually end up quirking a smile even when I'm deeply irritated if I've just said something as stupidly mild as "sugar dumplings".

 

[rookie]

You could just shout frick and heck a lot.
Or just straight-up scream, if it's socially acceptable where you are. We do that a lot at work.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Replace all your swears with the following from Mr. Show

https://youtu.be/Svr6Zl2QgX8

For example, Motherfucker becomes MotherFather

 

[The Great Chandler]

Just replace "you motherfucking jew" to "you money grubbing Jew" and- Oh...

 

[Imperialist #348]

swear jars, archaic yes but iv found to be quite effective.